The NEW Rules for Romance

Twobrains · Post by **Twobrains** » January 7th, 2013, 12:05 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... itter.html

The Rules rewritten for the internet age. I suggest ignoring any woman that uses these techniques.

Andrewww · Post by **Andrewww** » January 7th, 2013, 12:53 pm

Do these women actually keep track of time when answering a text message ? That's the dumbest thing I heard.

If I text a woman on a Friday morning asking if she's up for going to a club later in the evening I don't give a rat's ass if she replies back in 5 minutes or 7 hours, 58 minutes and 32 seconds back as long as it's not on Saturday (the day when I will remove her from my contacts list). The fact is it's really irrelevant if she wants to go or not, I'm going anyway and playing games like this only attracts 2 types of men: desperate fellows and those with too much time on their hands.

I have one "rule" also and it says that advice given by a woman on dating is worthless.

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » January 7th, 2013, 1:24 pm

Twobrains wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... itter.html

The Rules rewritten for the internet age. I suggest ignoring any woman that uses these techniques.

Should say The Rules -- re-shitten and co-blathered by Ellen Fein, who doesn't have the same husband as she did when the first book was shitten. Her relationshit expertise took her eight years to bag another sucker.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_Fein

terminator · Post by **terminator** » January 7th, 2013, 9:42 pm

Girls following these rules are certain to end up alone. This is because alpha guys (the only guys these dumb girls will date) won't have a bar of these rules. E.g. she waits 4 hours to text back and he says: "You're 2 late. i've found a younger girl to date...bye"

All_That_Is_Man · Post by **All_That_Is_Man** » January 8th, 2013, 8:24 am

terminator wrote:Girls following these rules are certain to end up alone. This is because alpha guys (the only guys these dumb girls will date) won't have a bar of these rules. E.g. she waits 4 hours to text back and he says: "You're 2 late. i've found a younger girl to date...bye"

This deserves the notorious Vincent Price laugh!

E_Irizarry · Post by **E_Irizarry** » January 8th, 2013, 9:15 am

All_That_Is_Man wrote:
terminator wrote:Girls following these rules are certain to end up alone. This is because alpha guys (the only guys these dumb girls will date) won't have a bar of these rules. E.g. she waits 4 hours to text back and he says: "You're 2 late. i've found a younger girl to date...bye"
This deserves the notorious Vincent Price laugh!

That's f.uckin' it! Your new moniker is "The Kevin Hart of Happier Abroad"! You be clownin' like crazy. :-/

All_That_Is_Man · Post by **All_That_Is_Man** » January 8th, 2013, 9:40 am

E_Irizarry wrote:
All_That_Is_Man wrote:
terminator wrote:Girls following these rules are certain to end up alone. This is because alpha guys (the only guys these dumb girls will date) won't have a bar of these rules. E.g. she waits 4 hours to text back and he says: "You're 2 late. i've found a younger girl to date...bye"
This deserves the notorious Vincent Price laugh!
That's f.uckin' it! Your new moniker is "The Kevin Hart of Happier Abroad"! You be clownin' like crazy. :-/

Laugh all you want, but the "I've found a younger woman to date" line always puts any Â¢unt in her place.

Post by **jamesbond** » January 8th, 2013, 10:51 am

All_That_Is_Man wrote:This deserves the notorious Vincent Price laugh!

Here it is, the one and only.........Vincent Price laugh!

FreeBird3 · Post by **FreeBird3** » January 12th, 2013, 2:10 pm

These rules are idiotic. I smh everytime I see them on the covers of magazines at the checkout stand. Waste of time.

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