Where in the world is...?

[Tsar]

No, not Carmen San Diego...

Me! Where in the world is @Tsar?

Some people on the forum always like asking the question "Where are you?" so I thought I would make a creative thread to make people wonder and I might occasionally post clues or possibilities.

NOTE: No one say anything if you definitely know beyond a doubt where I am. This isn't meant as a thread that gives answers or tells anyone where I am, it's meant as a mystery and to keep everyone guessing. Where in the world is @Tsar?!?!?!

[Natural_Born_Cynic]

@Tsar

You will always be in my heart, no homo, just as a friends that I never get in touch with or I don't know what you even look like.

[Voyager1]

Tsar, I thought you said you were going to make an announcement?

[Natural_Born_Cynic]

Yeah.. where the hell are yah, really? reveal your self.

[WilliamSmith]

Hmmm.......... no idea...

Somewhere there's lots of white women... Somewhere in Europe? I dunno..

This is the version of "Where in the World in Carmen San Diego" that I played on the Apple II computer that was at my school when I was a little boy in the late 80s:


I actually beat this game.
I also stayed in from school recess a couple times to try to figure out how to play the Bard's Tale too, but it was do damned complicated for me at around 8-9 years old, that even after getting through character generation and then getting lost quick in the 2d village and dungeon, I threw in the towel and decided it was more fun to go back outside with the other kids and chase all the girls.

[Tsar]

@Tsar I don't understand the purpose of this. Why would you want to give enemies who pretend to care about your wellbeing a clue to your whereabouts? It's none of their business.

I agree. It was mostly something for fun. That's why I only said that I might give clues, not that I would give clues.

[Voyager1]

Tsar, the reason to provide your location and I don't mean precise location is to get help and advice from other members. It's so you don't waste too much time in one country.

I have provided my location in the past. When I was in Kyiv I even posted pictures.

[Voyager1]

Bucharest, Romania. That is what I originally thought.

[Tsar]

Bucharest, Romania. That is what I originally thought.

I'm in Canada and I can post proof right now.

[Cornfed]

Why are you in Canada?

[Tsar]

Why are you in Canada?

The honest reason that I wouldn't admit to in real life is because I wanted to evade the secondary search that I would have had to do flying directly back to the United States.

I am not going to have my laptop, carry-on, hands, coat, and shoes swabbed for explosives. It's humiliating and I refuse to acquiesce to the demands of the United States Government. It's unfair so I refuse to comply and will spend extra. I am the lowest security risk possible which is why I take extreme offense to being singled out by the US.

[Tsar]

@Voyager1

Here's the proof:

[Voyager1]

That's not really good proof. How long do you plan to spend in Canada?

[Tsar]

That's not really good proof. How long do you plan to spend in Canada?

Why else would I have over $500 Canadian?

[Tsar]

I'm happy to discuss what I learned over PM about different procedures that the United States has. I mainly went to Canada to get answers to my questions and I honestly learned a lot more than I ever expected to learn.

I'm a person who is an expert strategist and a Machiavellian so I wanted to test certain theories and also learn certain secret facts by process of logical elimination. Depending on what happened, I could make different logical assessments of my status, confidential procedures, and other things. Effectively, I wanted to see whether certain countries were singling me out it only the US, whether it's the passport or government policy, and how things are different depending on where someone originates.

Honestly, I would never admit to anyone that my main purpose of traveling to Canada was to learn about different confidential policies that the United States Government has regards to selectively choosing who to screen among other things. That would make them more likely to screen me for everything.

One thing that I refuse to tolerate is being screened for explosives which is humiliating. Fück that! I will always travel to Canada before returning to the US. If Canada isn't open to traveling, then I'll reenter from Mexico.

I refuse to comply with being singled out for totalitarian policies.

I'm not an ordinary person. I am kept at the bottom because I could become truly powerful in the world if I actually had a chance. That's why the Elites deny me any ability to achieve my greatest potential in life.

However, all the secrets that I learned are only available to friends and trusted neutral people. I don't want everything that I learned getting out and then everything changing because I learned too much.

Edit: Corrected a letter error: rest to test.