My encounter with a Hollywood star

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I can’t ever remember encountering a Hollywood star. I probably have in my adult life but just don’t remember it. One of the times I’m told I encountered a future Hollywood star was when I was a few months old and she must have been about 6. Her father was one of my mother’s former boyfriends in college. (Before CE chimes in, yeah I know, but he was white.) So they visited our house one day. While chatting the adults left the room for some reason and the little bitch apparently colored my face entirely red with lipstick. She later went on to be a big star when she was hawt in the 90s and early 2000s.

Is this a case of #meetoo? Should I blame this chick for everything that has gone wrong in my life and sue her? I think by the current standards a plausible case could be made.