Tsar's Future Revenge (Prank) Will Be Legendary

[Tsar]

Does anyone want to hear about my Revenge (Prank)? I have been plotting it since mid-December 2020 or January 2021.

I don't exactly know the year I will enact it, except, I know the exact month and day. I won't be giving away the date because that's confidential information! I just can't say when I will enact my Revenge Prank...because I don't have any necessary timetable. The only requirement is to do it on the anniversary and I want to be very prepared! Almost like setting the stage of a chessboard before the game actually begins and my first move is checkmate! I win!

Metaphorically, it's best described as, imagine there's a bully who loves to steal cookies. So, after they steal your cookies, you get extremely upset...so you decide to bait them because you know their nature! You will bake cookies, brownies, and cupcakes...knowing the bully will want to steal them. But what the bully doesn't know is that all the cookies, brownies, and cupcakes are overloaded with laxatives. You will be using the bully's own nature against them...sort of like karma or like having them bring it on themselves. It's victimless but it isn't harmless. But in all truth, if the bully stole them, then ate them, and the bully wasn't given them...the bully has no way to actually complain. If the bully were to complain that they ingested laxative tainted desserts that they stole from another person, they would be admitting that they stole the desserts. That means the other student or coworker wasn't at fault because the bully would actually be admitting they were guilty and they were at fault for stealing the desserts.

So, my prank for revenge, is mainly to use that karmic principle. And of course, I am not doing anything that would get me in serious trouble. The most that is likely to happen is I get seriously yelled at for wasting their time and costing them money for doing an unappreciated prank.

No one would usually do such a prank if they were "ordinary" but I am extraordinary! That's why I am probably the only person in the world who would actually do this revenge prank...but in all honesty, it's purely for revenge and I knew that it has to be packaged as a prank...

It accomplishes five objectives:
1. Test them to see if they screen me (or my luggage) a second time
2. Bait them and punish them for trying to find any excuse to fine people
3. Have the last laugh
4. Voice why I did it...because I didn't get an opportunity to voice my anger at what they did to me the first time
5. Hopefully costs them (a government) a lot of money...at least as much as they cost me! And hopefully I also cost them (employees of that government) time!

It would give me great satisfaction, amusement, and closure to do my Revenge (Prank).

If you heard the details of my prank and on what entity I intend to do it, you would see that it's really genius, masterful, and it will be epic!

[Voyager1]

Does anyone want to hear about my Revenge (Prank)? I have been plotting it since mid-December 2020 or January 2021.

I don't exactly know the year I will enact it, except, I know the exact month and day. I won't be giving away the date because that's confidential information! I just can't say when I will enact my Revenge Prank...because I don't have any necessary timetable. The only requirement is to do it on the anniversary and I want to be very prepared! Almost like setting the stage of a chessboard before the game actually begins and my first move is checkmate! I win!

Metaphorically, it's best described as, imagine there's a bully who loves to steal cookies. So, after they steal your cookies, you get extremely upset...so you decide to bait them because you know their nature! You will bake cookies, brownies, and cupcakes...knowing the bully will want to steal them. But what the bully doesn't know is that all the cookies, brownies, and cupcakes are overloaded with laxatives. You will be using the bully's own nature against them...sort of like karma or like having them bring it on themselves. It's victimless but it isn't harmless. But in all truth, if the bully stole them, then ate them, and the bully wasn't given them...the bully has no way to actually complain. If the bully were to complain that they ingested laxative tainted desserts that they stole from another person, they would be admitting that they stole the desserts. That means the other student or coworker wasn't at fault because the bully would actually be admitting they were guilty and they were at fault for stealing the desserts.

So, my prank for revenge, is mainly to use that karmic principle. And of course, I am not doing anything that would get me in serious trouble. The most that is likely to happen is I get seriously yelled at for wasting their time and costing them money for doing an unappreciated prank.

No one would usually do such a prank if they were "ordinary" but I am extraordinary! That's why I am probably the only person in the world who would actually do this revenge prank...but in all honesty, it's purely for revenge and I knew that it has to be packaged as a prank...

It accomplishes five objectives:
1. Test them to see if they screen me (or my luggage) a second time
2. Bait them and punish them for trying to find any excuse to fine people
3. Have the last laugh
4. Voice why I did it...because I didn't get an opportunity to voice my anger at what they did to me the first time
5. Hopefully costs them (a government) a lot of money...at least as much as they cost me! And hopefully I also cost them (employees of that government) time!

It would give me great satisfaction, amusement, and closure to do my Revenge (Prank).

If you heard the details of my prank and on what entity I intend to do it, you would see that it's really genius, masterful, and it will be epic!

Why do you waste your time thinking up such schemes? You must lay down all day in your bed plotting how you can take "revenge" on how you feel you've been mistreated or slighted in some way.

In some countries you can be charged with mischief or whatever charge they want to put on you for wasting police resources. Look at that black dude in Chicago who claimed he was a victim of a racially motivated hate crime. Look at all the police resources he wasted when they could have dedicated those resources to solving real cases.

I'd advise you not to do whatever you're thinking up and focus your life on doing something positive for yourself and others.

[Voyager1]

Tsar, I suspect this thread has something to do with your perceived maltreatment in the Amsterdam airport. You know when you brought in your brand new unboxed shinny new iPhone and failed to declare it. Had you shown your American passport you would no doubt not have had any problems but you decided to flash your EU passport thinking you were something cool. You actually were not mistreated in any way. The customs officers were just following the law and doing their duties.

Get over it.

BTW - if you plan to do this prank are you going to video it? The prank would offer little value if others can not see.

[Tsar]

Tsar, I suspect this thread has something to do with your perceived maltreatment in the Amsterdam airport. You know when you brought in your brand new unboxed shinny new iPhone and failed to declare it. Had you shown your American passport you would no doubt not have had any problems but you decided to flash your EU passport thinking you were something cool. You actually were not mistreated in any way. The customs officers were just following the law and doing their duties.

Get over it.

BTW - if you plan to do this prank are you going to video it? The prank would offer little value if others can not see.

No, I am not getting over it! The Dutch Customs will answer for what they did to me! I showed them both passports! They will lose money and there is nothing they will be able to do! I am going to make them pay and they will know it! When it's all done, I will actually give them a written letter to "Declare Why I Pranked Them" which in essence isn't even a "Prank" and I will film it but maybe not upload it.

The point isn't to get attention. The point is revenge and to make a statement and let them know how I feel!

They were not following the law or their duties. They were singling me out. They wanted any excuse to fine me. They also stole electronics speaking Dutch and didn't tell me what they were doing with them.

Trust me when I say, there will be a cost and a price Dutch Customs will pay! Something that that never goes unanswered by me! Not even Third World nations do that!

The only reason they did it is because they are a wealthy nation that doesn't care about how they treat foreigners or tourists.

I am going to enjoy playing their game and beating them at it.

I am saying it's a prank but it reality it isn't a prank. It's more like a Hybrid Tactic of Revenge to use their own Nature and their own corrupt, unjust policies against them. I also intend to waste their time. Because when I execute my revenge, it will be executed flawlessly. There will be no loss to me, and I am designing it so in my case, it's a win-win and for them it's a lose-lose. The only way they cannot walk into the prank which is actually revenge, is if they do not search me at all. That's the karmic element I have worked into the plan.

If they single me out like the last time, which is virtually a 100% certainty, then they walk into the trap and it's "checkmate!" They lose. I get the last laugh.

2025-2030...they can look forward to having their own nature and corrupt injustice used against them! And, everything I will be bringing isn't going to be electronics! It will be things they will actually have to spend money on appraising and evaluating and testing at private businesses in their nation. If they were to not do that, then, if they were to auction them, they would be committing fraud against their own people who bought them at auction, and then...they would have to pay legal money in courts, refund the money to the people who bought them, and maybe pay punitive damages.

This thing is truly the most epic and legendary. And the best part about it is that it's all on them because I won't be triggering it. They are the ones who must trigger it and then it's karma.

[Tsar]

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[Voyager1]

This is the first time I have used the Read Aloud function of my browser because your post was so long-winded.

Wow. You are talking about wasting 10 years of your life over an incident that caused you to wait 10 hours in a cold airport. So what big deal. I've had stuff like that happen to me and I don't whine over it or spend hours salivating on how I will exact revenge.

Don't you understand? They have victory over you by putting you in the state you are in - defeatism. This thing consumes you and you want to get back at them in some way. It takes all your time and resources. It consumes you.

Let it go. Move on. There are some things you could implement of what you have written in your future travels but certainly don't make up this ridiculous ruse. It's only going to get you in further trouble. They don't care about putting you in jail several months and let the courts sort it out. You can't beat the system. Well you can. You just have to do it diplomatically and with dignity.

BTW I would not implement what you are proposing here. They could retaliate and plant real drugs on you then you are up shit creek.

[Tsar]

This is the first time I have used the Read Aloud function of my browser because your post was so long-winded.

Wow. You are talking about wasting 10 years of your life over an incident that caused you to wait 10 hours in a cold airport. So what big deal. I've had stuff like that happen to me and I don't whine over it or spend hours salivating on how I will exact revenge.

Don't you understand? They have victory over you by putting you in the state you are in - defeatism. This thing consumes you and you want to get back at them in some way. It takes all your time and resources. It consumes you.

Let it go. Move on. There are some things you could implement of what you have written in your future travels but certainly don't make up this ridiculous ruse. It's only going to get you in further trouble. They don't care about putting you in jail several months and let the courts sort it out. You can't beat the system. Well you can. You just have to do it diplomatically and with dignity.

BTW I would not implement what you are proposing here. They could retaliate and plant real drugs on you then you are up shit creek w no paddle.

I am not going to be wasting my time. This entire revenge is a minor side project. Do you think Adolf Hitler's main objective and entire purpose for doing what he did was to enact revenge on the British and the French? Do you think that Russia's Special Military Operation in Ukraine is entirely all about Putin having a redo of the break up of the Soviet Union?

This isn't a mission or something I actually spend much time on. I spend maybe a few hours a month improving my revenge plot.

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Most people might write it off but not someone like me! No one disrespects me and gets away with it!

Whether it's people, businesses, organizations, or governments dependent on the circumstances! Sure, if some corrupt Third World Nation stole from me, then fine, I'll write it off as just corruption in a Third World Nation. But they have an incentive not to intentionally look for any excuse to fine people.

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I won't get over it until I balance the scales.