Fellas, I started getting fed up, whenever I wanted to go out for fine dining (no, not some ordinary American Bar/Grill or Tex-Mex drinking hole), to have to arrange a "business outing" with a guy. The problem is that every single fellow out there is deadly afraid of being labeled as gay by society. Thus, there's always this floating notebook/tablet with documents, spreadsheets, music vids, etc, so that people around us will think we're two straight guys having a business pow wow at a fancy place, mostly attended to by couples on a date.
Well recently, I'd met up with a old lesbian classmate and we started hanging out. She's into strap-on action with the girls, however, she's tired of having to always take 'em out to dinner, because for the most part, they're boring as hell. So for the time being, I'm having a decent time with a lesbo, because one, she's not interested in me and thus, there's no entrapment scheme in place and two, neither of us can stand women for too long. Is it me or is this nuts

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Many years ago, the Best Picture of 1999, "American Beauty", telegraphed the message of Happier Abroad to the world.
Beware of long term engagements with AWs, you may find yourself in a coffin.
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BTW, despite settling down with an AW, myself, the warning is still in effect.