I want to sound like an idiot - Help!

[Johnny1975]

I've got nothing better to do than troll atheists and have fun with them. I've tried out many things but now I want to try something new. Does anyone know of a program where you type in whatever you want to say and it translates it into a stupid form of english, or maybe like you don't speak it well?

I know, it's sad. But it's too late to save me. Just let me have my fun.