McMogger Burger

[Tsar]

Well, in the United States, there was an Incel. This wasn't any Incel. It was a Chinese or Taiwanese Incel. He was like a Chris Chan crossed with Elliot Rodger. However, he channeled his hatred, especially towards dogs, to create a new fastfood restaurant based on traditional Chinese cuisine. It was called McMogger Burger.

Why McMogger?

Well...

Mc because of McDonald's
Mog as in the Incel terminology, which means Alpha Male of the Group
Burger as in the main menu item

Workers at the drive thru say "Welcome to McMogger Burger, can I take your order?"

The highlight of the menu is the DogSmack with Paw Fries and a Slut Shake. Obviously, the Paw Fries are French Fries in the shape of paw prints and the Slut Shake is an amazing milkshake. The DogSmack Burger is actually made of ground Dog Meat.

Anyway, for all you adventurous eaters, please try McMogger Burger! The more dog meat burgers you eat, the less competition you have for girls because now even dogs can mog you out of a girlfriend!

#dogpill

[Natural_Born_Cynic]

Oh.....my...god....

[Tsar]

I was drinking today

[69ixine]

[Natural_Born_Cynic]