You won't believe it

S_Parc · Post by **S_Parc** » July 7th, 2013, 4:07 pm

As some may know, I've been recently hanging with a former classmate, a butch lesbian. Well, as this fourth of July long weekend winds down, she surprised me.

She got inspired by my tales of b*inking up in Montreal so she decided to go up to Canada this weekend, and try it out for herself. Well, she's now been converted. She's decided to stop dating nasty women in Massachusetts and wants to come with me, to Quebec, for periodic esc*rt action.

Basically, the idea is that we do touristy stuff during the day and then, go back to our respective rooms, and get an outcall girl to close out the night.

Is this even remotely possible? I mean it's like she's got a guy's brain and can plan ahead.

Johnny1975 · Post by **Johnny1975** » July 7th, 2013, 4:25 pm

I don't believe it. Never has a thread title been truer.

It's odd that generally straight women and gay men get on, but straight men and lesbians don't.

S_Parc · Post by **S_Parc** » July 7th, 2013, 4:45 pm

Johnny1975 wrote:It's odd that generally straight women and gay men get on, but straight men and lesbians don't.

Well, I think it has something to do with the hypergamy of straight women whereas some butch lesbos want to be like straight men and thus, want the experience of being treated like a proper guy. Threfore, local (meaning Massachusetts) women have let her down over time. Plus, she knows that once she hits 40, that the young gals aren't going to be into her anyways, & she doesn't do ugly ones with an attitude.

abcdavid01 · Post by **abcdavid01** » July 7th, 2013, 5:05 pm

I'd say it's too bad she's not bi so you could have a threesome, but then you also said she's a butch...

S_Parc · Post by **S_Parc** » July 7th, 2013, 6:26 pm

abcdavid01 wrote:I'd say it's too bad she's not bi so you could have a threesome, but then you also said she's a butch...

I think the only reason why this alliance is holding up is because she's not bi.

If she were bi, she'd be like all the other AWs out there and thus, would be a difficult person than a friend.

Instead, what I have here is a man's brain in Melissa Etheridge's body. She's provided the faux GF cover so that my first trip to Provincetown MA in ages wasn't me dodging gay guys around town.

Now, for the first time in ages, I'm living the life of what appears to be a normal guy in society rather than a self-absorbed workaholic type.

Likewise, I can now also spend some time up in Canada as an American couple on holiday.

Adama · Post by **Adama** » July 7th, 2013, 10:57 pm

This is unchartered territory. I dont know if anyone is qualified to give you advice here.

E Irizarry R&B Singer · July 8th, 2013, 8:45 am

@S_Parc,

You are MGTOW'ing for sure. It takes a real man to understand the incorrigible paradigm here in the U.S. of Gay.

1) You cannot beat 'em (i.e. beat that p.ussy up), join 'em
2) He evades AW problems by taking his d.ick somewhere else where pearls (i.e. stones or other forms of castigation) would not be casted at him for being a swine in MTL engaging in seasonal the all-you-can-boink buffet.

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » July 8th, 2013, 9:18 am

S_Parc wrote:
Johnny1975 wrote:It's odd that generally straight women and gay men get on, but straight men and lesbians don't.
Well, I think it has something to do with the hypergamy of straight women whereas some butch lesbos want to be like straight men and thus, want the experience of being treated like a proper guy. Threfore, local (meaning Massachusetts) women have let her down over time. Plus, she knows that once she hits 40, that the young gals aren't going to be into her anyways, & she doesn't do ugly ones with an attitude.

Even after she's 40, those young girls will still need help with college & living expenses.

They'll be "into" her the same way straight women look at their bills and suddenly decide they've "always had a secret thing for older men".

Does she own any rental property?

Fresh crop of college gals, every semester.

S_Parc · Post by **S_Parc** » July 8th, 2013, 11:24 am

Teal Lantern wrote:Even after she's 40, those young girls will still need help with college & living expenses.

They'll be "into" her the same way straight women look at their bills and suddenly decide they've "always had a secret thing for older men".
Does she own any rental property? Fresh crop of college gals, every semester.

Hmm, good idea, I definitely bring this up.

What's interesting is that she's kinda like us, annoyed and p*ssed off at the general AW crowd. Realize this, she doesn't like to hang around women with teenage brains. Melissa (a pseudonym namesake for the butch singer

) is bored out of her mind. She's a grown up whereas AWs are still 21 years old on the inside.

She'd rather have a person, like myself, develop a vag*na & grow some b@@bs, but she's resigned to the fact that those types of AWs don't exist, or if they did, they are in the same propositions as unicorns to horses.

Dark_Sol · Post by **Dark_Sol** » July 26th, 2013, 11:17 pm

S_Parc wrote:
Teal Lantern wrote:Even after she's 40, those young girls will still need help with college & living expenses.

They'll be "into" her the same way straight women look at their bills and suddenly decide they've "always had a secret thing for older men".
Does she own any rental property? Fresh crop of college gals, every semester.
Hmm, good idea, I definitely bring this up.

What's interesting is that she's kinda like us, annoyed and p*ssed off at the general AW crowd. Realize this, she doesn't like to hang around women with teenage brains. Melissa (a pseudonym namesake for the butch singer ) is bored out of her mind. She's a grown up whereas AWs are still 21 years old on the inside.

She'd rather have a person, like myself, develop a vag*na & grow some b@@bs, but she's resigned to the fact that those types of AWs don't exist, or if they did, they are in the same propositions as unicorns to horses.

Lol, that whole grow a vag or boobs reminds me of a talk with my old buddy. He said if I had those, over friendship would be completely different. You know, the idea of teaming up with a lesbian and getting girls isn't that bad of an idea. I mean look it at this angle. Would a woman be more apprehensive to a man and women or two guys? Now this would be in the US and such and not overseas.

Dark_Sol · Post by **Dark_Sol** » July 26th, 2013, 11:18 pm

Dark_Sol wrote:
S_Parc wrote:
Teal Lantern wrote:Even after she's 40, those young girls will still need help with college & living expenses.

They'll be "into" her the same way straight women look at their bills and suddenly decide they've "always had a secret thing for older men".
Does she own any rental property? Fresh crop of college gals, every semester.
Hmm, good idea, I definitely bring this up.

What's interesting is that she's kinda like us, annoyed and p*ssed off at the general AW crowd. Realize this, she doesn't like to hang around women with teenage brains. Melissa (a pseudonym namesake for the butch singer ) is bored out of her mind. She's a grown up whereas AWs are still 21 years old on the inside.

She'd rather have a person, like myself, develop a vag*na & grow some b@@bs, but she's resigned to the fact that those types of AWs don't exist, or if they did, they are in the same propositions as unicorns to horses.
Lol, that whole grow a vag or breasts reminds me of a talk with my old buddy. He said if I had those, our friendship would be completely different. You know, the idea of teaming up with a lesbian and getting girls isn't that bad of an idea. I mean look it at this angle. Would a woman be more apprehensive to a man and women or two guys? Now this would be in the US and such and not overseas.