Funny jab stories
Funny jab stories
It would be good to keep a runny thread of the sadistic animals promoting the lethal covaids injection being hoisted by their own petard. This one about evil Commiefornia governor Newsome surprised me. You'd think he would have had the sense to take a saline shot. Maybe some heroic person intentionally swapped it for a real covaids jab.
https://freewestmedia.com/2021/11/09/go ... oster-jab/
https://freewestmedia.com/2021/11/09/go ... oster-jab/
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Here an Australian politician came down with Bell's palsy during a press conference on covaids. Please, please let it be permanent.
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https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-11-06-ri ... ction.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-30-au ... ccine.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-28-uk ... ccine.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-24-pr ... ction.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-21-ki ... nated.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-08-29-bb ... ccine.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-08-25-lo ... ction.html
More uplifting stories. Praise God.
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-30-au ... ccine.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-28-uk ... ccine.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-24-pr ... ction.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-09-21-ki ... nated.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-08-29-bb ... ccine.html
https://vaccinedeaths.com/2021-08-25-lo ... ction.html
More uplifting stories. Praise God.
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Here are some quacks who appear to have literally got a taste of their own medicine. They were likely surplus to requirements anyway, because it is probably not on the cards for the lemmings to receive much in the way of medical treatment while waiting to die themselves.
https://www.vaccinedeaths.com/2021-11-1 ... cines.html
https://www.vaccinedeaths.com/2021-11-1 ... cines.html
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Here is a different kind of funny story from India where a mob attacks the quacks who murdered one of their relatives with the lethal injection. Why doesn't this kind of thing happen more often?
https://sambadenglish.com/woman-dies-af ... lts-staff/
https://sambadenglish.com/woman-dies-af ... lts-staff/
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Here a soccer player who was recently lethally injected and promoted the lethal injection to innocent children had to retire due to a mysterious heart condition that no-one could possibly have predicted. You would think the bad guys would give athletes saline shots, but it would appear not. This is likely to happen more and more, as running around and exerting yourself and thus getting the blood flowing with lots of spike proteins clogging your capillaries and shredding your blood cells will inevitably cause all manner of problems.
https://thecovidworld.com/sergio-aguero ... etirement/
https://thecovidworld.com/sergio-aguero ... etirement/
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It's not all bad. In Australia they are using the covaids insanity to implement the sensible policy of sending the Abos to camps. Maybe this will be done with black Americans in due course.
https://www.vaccinedeaths.com/2021-11-2 ... eople.html
https://www.vaccinedeaths.com/2021-11-2 ... eople.html
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https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/Cornfed wrote: ↑November 10th, 2021, 10:05 amIt would be good to keep a runny thread of the sadistic animals promoting the lethal covaids injection being hoisted by their own petard. This one about evil Commiefornia governor Newsome surprised me. You'd think he would have had the sense to take a saline shot. Maybe some heroic person intentionally swapped it for a real covaids jab.
https://freewestmedia.com/2021/11/09/go ... oster-jab/
I'll counter with the Herman Cain Award subreddit, which has infinitely more examples of dumbasses dying because they swore COVID wasn't real. With luck, you too can get an award yourself someday, Cornfed
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Simply attributing the random deaths of people to covaids is not particularly funny. There is no real comedic angle there. If you mean the people murdered by having their lungs blown out with ventilators, then perhaps there is some humorous element. They may have mistrusted the quack medical establishment, but just not quite enough, or they may have underestimated its reach in that the people they trusted set them up to be murdered. Kind of like an ironic element combined with a "gotcha sucker" meme.
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Here is some dumb bitch encouraging people to take the clot shot despite it crippling her for life. It is always good to see stupidity being self-punishing, but it would have been better if this had happened when she was younger and then subsequently killed her and saved society's resources.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c41nlvy5x85o
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c41nlvy5x85o
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Perhaps this guy is not encouraging others to commit suicide but is worth a mention for stupidity. A UFC fighter gets blood clots in both legs and for some reason blames the doom flu rather than the lethal injection.
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/die ... h-my-legs/
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/die ... h-my-legs/
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Here a news anchor couple virtue signaled online about getting the jab. So far only the husband has been hispitalised, and fair enough too given that as a man he should have had the sense to put a stop to this crap. Hopefully the wife will succumb soon as well.
https://thecovidblog.com/2021/11/28/jen ... -covid-19/
https://thecovidblog.com/2021/11/28/jen ... -covid-19/
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Now Corny, correlation doesn't equal causation. Just because he got the jab the day before the problem started doesn't mean the jab caused the problem, don't you see?Cornfed wrote: ↑December 1st, 2021, 1:51 pmHere a news anchor couple virtue signaled online about getting the jab. So far only the husband has been hispitalised, and fair enough too given that as a man he should have had the sense to put a stop to this crap. Hopefully the wife will succumb soon as well.
https://thecovidblog.com/2021/11/28/jen ... -covid-19/
This has been a talking point of Big Pharma defenders for years, and I just got it the other day with respect to the VAERS data from a relative who wouldn't even think of ingesting GMO food yet eagerly submits to the modification of his own genes. Parents will come in to a "doctor" and say Jimmy got the MMR shot and two hours later he was a vegetable. Correlation doesn't equal causation, say the BP shills, now go away.
It's amazing how media narratives overcome any ability whatsoever to evaluate evidence that people might have. This woman's husband goes down the day after the jab, so her conclusion is thank God for the jab. You've got to hand it to the (((crafters of the narrative))). They know their dupes.
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Possibly another good one, although you would think these monsters would know not to take their own poison.
http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=62726
http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=62726
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A Canadian cardiologist who promoted the jab to kids dies after his third lethal injection.
https://vaccineimpact.com/2021/cardiolo ... ster-shot/
https://vaccineimpact.com/2021/cardiolo ... ster-shot/
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