Our buddy Tsar wrote this story about a fictitious Canadian incel and shared it with me through WhatsApp. It was so funny that I have to post it here!
The Three Merceteers
This story began in a Canada where there lived the Three Merceteers. They were Incels, hated feminists, and had serious issues. So, they rallied to the cause of the Incel Revolution. They began the plot to overthrow the Prime Minister.
It was a dark day when the Three Merceteers stormed Ottawa and beheaded Prime Minister Justin Trudeau with one swing of the sword. The Femanazi Force and the Cuck Cavalry and the Gay Guardians and the Shemale Soldiers and Transgender Tanks and Non-Binary Navy and Intersex Infantry and Woke Warriors charged into battle against the Three Merceteers. It was a terrible day and it began a terrible Canadian Civil War. Ultimately, the Three Merceteers lost and we're thrown into prison with a life sentence.
The doctor asked Merkus if he knew why he was there.
He said that he led the revolution with the Three Merceteers but failed.
The doctor said no Merkus, you assassinated Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and went on a subsequent rampage at a Political Correctness Convention. There are no Three Merceteers, it's all in your mind. You're a troubled, troubled, very mentally ill man Merkus. You beheaded the Prime Minister and killed dozens and dozens of people. One of the people you killed was a 10 year old transgender MtF from Toronto and the other was a Gay Jewish Man with HIV and who had half his face paralyzed from the coronavirus vaccine. You even shot a 967 pound woman. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Merkus looked at the doctor and said called him a beta Incel trying to brainwash him into accepting globohomo feminazi transgenderism.
The doctor left the room and wrote a report for the court in Canada that Merkus was beyond recovery and he was too insane to even be called criminally insane because he built a completely parallel world of exaggeration, multiple personalities that he hallucinates or takes over his body, and he's completely gone.
The court agreed that he cannot be let out of the insane asylum.
Now, without his shoutbox and internet trolling, as well as being left in solitary in an insane asylum for the criminally insane, he stopped eating and lost his will to live. His Three Merceteers were the first to die. Merkus watched them shrivel up and rot into corpses then crumble. He too was starving and his insane heart soon gave out. He died alone in a padded room after refusing to eat and to respect his right to protest, Canada allowed Merkus to starve to death.
The End!