Writing Prompts

[Pixel--Dude]

A thread for aspiring creative writers out there. I thought it might be interesting to give each other writing prompts for a bit of a laugh and see what short stories people can come up with. I'll give a prompt and if you want to write a short story of a few paragraphs about that prompt then go for it and people can rate your story. The prompt won't have a genre, so you could make it horror, comedy or whatever you want.

Are you ready?

@Lucas88
@Tsar
And anyone else who might want to join in...

The first writing prompt of the thread: Abducted.

Write a short story (can be as long or as short as you want) about @WilliamSmith getting abducted by aliens during one of his sailing trips.

[Pixel--Dude]

Writing Prompt: The Exorcism.

Write a short story about @MrMan performing an exorcism on @CaptainSkelebob

[Lucas88]

The Adventures (and Misadventures) of the Happier Abroaders

@WilliamSmith was sailing the stormy waters of the Carribean in his sturdy catamaran. He had three lovely ebony ladies aboard with him, two whom he had met in Portland prior to the implementation of communism throughout North America and his subsequent escape, and another whom he had picked up from their short stay in Jamaica after their decision to flee the US with its crippling poverty and aggressive globohomo agenda. The three girls giggled in a girly manner and moved their big thick African booties playfully as they admired William's Conan the Barbarian cosplay outfit and affectionately caressed his big manly biceps and his ads of steel. The Jamaican humorously commented as she seductively kissed William's neck: "Wow, Mister Conan, there are still real masculine men in this world and not just dem feminized battyboys, I can't wait to see your sword!"

William pulled the Jamaican girl towards him caressing her big hypertrophic Black ass and began to passionately make out with her when, all of a sudden, the four of them heard a strange buzzing sound above the boat and were overcome with a deep feeling of dread. William immediately jumped up and ran outside to the deck with an AR-15 in hand ready to protect his harem of lovely ebony ladies. "It must be a ZOG-controlled killer drone!" he shouted with an angry tone. "I'll shoot that motherf***er down! To hell with those evil nose-gremlin sheeny bastards!" William looked up into the night sky and took aim with his assault rifle but nothing could be seen. The mysterious buzzing sound just continued as the four fugitives looked at each other with a sense of confusion. Then, moments later, the buzzing sound became much louder and William and his girls saw a large metallic disk appear right above them. They all stared at it in utter dismay. A testo-poisoned man and fervent antisemite, William raised his gun and fired at the unknown object anyway, but the large metallic disk shot out a beam of light and William, paralyzed by that otherworldly force and utterly helpless, felt himself being lifted off the ground and pulled towards the object. He then blacked out and had no more memory of the harrowing occurrence.

Meanwhile, on a nearby island, @CaptainSkelebob and @MrMan were relaxing in the hot tub and drinking wine spritzers at Skelebob's palace. Skelebob had claimed the island as his own micro-nation and built up his own casino empire there in the years preceding the communist takeover of the US. The island had been fortunate enough to avoid communist rule. MrMan, who was a famous televangelist, had also fled the US in time and set up his own church on the island together with a small group of faithful Evangelical Christians.

The Captain and the pastor were chatting leisurely about poker and such until a pair of nice, sweet Asian ladies came to join them in the hot tub. They were both very feminine and had really nice figures, but then pretty soon one detail in particular caught the attention of MrMan and really perturbed him. He saw a prominent bulge in the bikini thong of one of the "girls".

"Captain, that girl has a dick!" yelled MrMan as he hysterically jumped out of the hot tub. "Those are not women! They're ladyboys!"

"Relax, pastor!" urged Skelebob with a mischievous grin on his face. "I thought it'd introduce you to the more exotic pleasures of this island!"

"The desire to fornicate with ladyboys is a form of homosexuality, and homosexual temptation come from Satan's demons!" preached MrMan in a loud voice and with a look of disgust. "Repent, Captain! Turn away from your homosexual ways and submit to the laaaaawd of Israel and his divine plan of salvaaaaashun! Banish those filthy demons of faggotry in the name of Yeshua ha Moshiach!!!"

"No, fella, you scientifically illiterate fool!" responded Skelebob. "Those demons don't come from Satan nor were they created by any biblical sky fairy. Those demons evolved naturally over the course of millions of years. They're a product of Darwinian evolution!"

Skelebob gave MrMan a contemptuous look before lying back in his hot top and getting the two ladyboys to jerk him off and make out with him.

[Lucas88]

Now somebody else must continue the story of WilliamSmith, his lovely ebony ladies and the aliens, and CaptainSkelebob and MrMan and their nice, cute Asian ladyboys!

How about you, @Pixel--Dude? Or @Tsar?

[MrMan]

Now somebody else must continue the story of WilliamSmith, his lovely ebony ladies and the aliens, and CaptainSkelebob and MrMan and their nice, cute Asian ladyboys!

How about you, @Pixel--Dude? Or @Tsar?

Just for any newbies who do not get the (in-poor-taste) joke, I am totally against the idea of such activities with ladyboys, and want no part of Skelebob's bisexual activities. I've been married to the same Asian woman for over 20 years.

[Lucas88]

Just for any newbies who do not get the (in-poor-taste) joke, I am totally against the idea of such activities with ladyboys, and want no part of Skelebob's bisexual activities. I've been married to the same Asian woman for over 20 years.

No, MrMan, you've got it all wrong!

In the story Pastor MrMan doesn't go to the palace in order to partake in CaptainSkelebob's bisexual activities with ladyboys. He goes there with the goal of preaching the gospel to CaptainSkelebob and converting the nation's leader to the biblical faith. But CaptainSkelebob is a decadent hedonist who loves his alcohol, women and god knows what else, and attempts to deceive Pastor MrMan with some of his ladyboy concubines who Skelebob regards as a more exotic pleasure of the island. But Pastor MrMan is horrified, and this prompts him to perform an exorcism on the Captain. But never in the story does Pastor MrMan get gay with any members of Skelebob's transformer harem. Just to be clear for the newbies!

[Tsar]

I'll be writing about @MrMan's exorcism of @CaptainSkelebob.

It was a month after @Shemp was cursed by a Moldovan Gypsy. He had become a Sheepdog and engaged in bestiality with his sugar baby's Moldovan friend who was a farmer's daughter. When the girl's father walked in on his daughter eating out Shemp's sugar baby while getting a bestiality doggystyle pounding by Sheepdog Shemp, he got his gun and shot Shemp. Shemp had already knotted the girl but his blood loss caused it to deflate and Shemp whimpered before dropping dead. He wasn't playing, he was really dead. The gypsy's curse wore off and the Sheepdog transformed back into a human. The farmer realized it was a gypsy curse at work.

Weeks later, @CaptainSkelebob was in Thailand with a bunch of Ladyboys and he was doing a gangbang. He was getting drunk, doing opium, and engaging in the most depraved sex you could imagine. Well-hung Ladyboys were around him and making him blow their dicks. His saliva would be part of the lube they use to ram his ass. He was going to become a Pioneer of Butt Buccaneering for homemade porn involving gangbangs with one man, many Ladyboys.

One of the Ladyboys slapped Captain in the face and told him get on the bed. He had to push his ass down on the Ladyboy's big dick and another rammed in giving him his first double anal penetration. He was like Shemp in his youth. But engaging in such depravity had consequences. That night, after getting anal creampied, swallowing cum, and getting a bukkake cum bath, Captain was out of it. He then saw an evil baby transform into a sheepdog and that transformed into Shemp. Shemp said "My new Momma is a Pappa!" Captain was screaming because Shemp transformed back in his ghost baby form then borrowed into Shemp's ass as a ghost.

He awoke and for weeks, his belly was expanding like a seahorse because the ghost had auto-impregnated Captain's ass. He believed it was a demon. An evil demon trying to destroy him. So he called in the expert.

@MrMan, a famous Minister was being transported by Captain Vo Yager of the SS Journeyer One.

Captain Vo remarked in casual discourse "The seas are mighty rough. A bad omen ye motley man. I swam these seas a many times. Pirate Captain in my early days but too many mutinies chasing booty at sea. Now I be ye ferryman!"

MrMan exclaimed "It was the Lord guiding you to the right path. You were a lustful sinner chasing fornication and sex. You should really give thanks to the Lord for preventing you from sinning. Proud sinning opens you up to demonic possession!"

"Demons ye say matey? Dangerous things demons be. Why ye going to Skelebob's Island of Queen Dong? No place for a religious man."

MrMan didn't know if he should answer honestly but knew it's what Jesus would do and said "I am going to perform an exorcism on Skelebob because he has a demonic pregnancy possession. He was inviting a demon by engaging in perverse sex with Ladyboys! Now he is suffering the consequences of proud sinning! He defied the Lord and rejected the Lord's mercy but now he has reaped the consequences that his sinning has long sowed!"

Captain Vo didn't know if it was a joke, so looked into MrMan's eyes and said "We go to an evil place. I feel it in my bones. A place of death and demons! But ye must kill thee demon. Banish evil back to the hell from whence it came!"

A storm suddenly appeared and the seas became rough and thrashy. They heard a baby laugh and giggle. It was an evil baby laugh.

Captain Vo said "It's the demon baby. It hears us now that we near thee island!"

It laughed louder and louder.

Vo said "Does exorcism count as abortion? Ye must abort Skelebob's demon baby possession pregnancy!"

The baby started to cry and scream when it heard that and seas became more violent.

MrMan quickly looked up to the sky and shouted "Lord God, what must I do? It is okay to perform an exorcism if it aborts an evil demon baby? Or can this demon baby be saved through the power of Jesus our Lord and God."

The evil baby started to giggle again and the sea was getting more violent.

But then a Moldovan Gypsy woman's old voice said "You must end the demon. Three lives will be devoured. Frank the Shemptastical Pervert was under a shifter curse and in his Sheepdog form, engaged in bestiality with a farmer's daughter. He was slaughtered and has become your most degenerate demon. He seeks to be born anew in this world because he defies going to hell. He cannot be born through nature so he chose to be born by a man impregnated through possession and defy the laws of nature. You have not much time to prevent a perverse birth that will bring the return of Frank."

MrMan says "God help me! This is worse than I feared!"

"Fear not boy! Gypsy magic will slice a safe passage but your way off the island will be lost! Go! Go!"

The gypsy's magic parted the storm revealing light, almost like how Moses parted the Red Sea in a Bible story.

Captain Vo said "It be a miracle! Gypsy magic be strong!" then "We're going full speed ahead! Must be a windstream from the gypsy's magic!" and shortly "Land ahoy matey!"

But the baby was screaming. The moment the ship docked in port, the gypsy's magic ended and the baby's scream sent all the storm into a single lightning bolt. It hit the Journeyer One and annihilated the ship. Captain Vo and MrMan had walked onto the dock just in time to avoid certain death.

Meanwhile, Skelebob was writhering in pain. Stretch marks appearing on his enlarged belly because of the rapid growth of the fetus. The well-hung harem of ladyboys were locked in their bedrooms afraid for their lives but Karen the Feminist Warrior and her two Tryone Henchmen with their Jewish dog Mercer, were going to be sure that Skelebob has the first male pregnancy and births a successful baby. It's part of their Woke ideology and they think of Skelebob as a Woke male version of the Biblical Mary. The baby that this man will birth would bring about the religion of Wokeism and convert the atheists of America onto believing in the God of Woke.

Karen needed three male sacrifices. Wandering the shore near the castle, they found dozens of ships had capsized nearby. One was Mitt Romney, the other Bill Gates, and the other was Hunter Biden. They all begged for mercy. But Karen replied with an evil smile "There won't be any mercy, only social justice! Take em boys!"

Mercer was barking like a good dog. Hunter Biden's beautiful squeeze didn't know what the fück was happening. But Mercer hadn't been castrated so he was horny looking at that beautiful girlfriend and Karen kicked Mercer's balls and said "You pervert! Rape her if you're that into her! She's not going to get any help on this island and if she speaks of anything, she dies!" Mercer's whimpers from his now painful throbbing balls turned into squealing yelps of joy. He raped Hunter Biden's girlfriend and Hunter was struggling to try to get free to save her but it was no use. Karen, however, was raping the three men with a giant strap-on. The men would receive social justice. Broken and ravaged and humiliated, they were led to Skelebob's castle.

Meanwhile, MrMan had been preaching to the masses of the village "A demonic baby is about to be birthed by the sinner Skelebob and God has sent me here to save you and banish the demon from whence it came."

The locals rallied behind MrMan and together began a march to Skelebob's Castle. Some carried pitchforks, others carried crosses, and some had weapons. It was a motley group almost like a crowd of angry peasants being led by a Preacher like the Pied Piper! They had to march on thin dirt roads through jungle to get to Skelebob's Castle and the storm had muddied the roads making it impossible for cars.

In the jungle, they saw Josep Borrell who had been lynched by hungry Haitian refugees. Maggots were feeding on his decaying corpse. MrMan's face turned green and he wanted to puke but Captain Vo said "Ye Matey must get use to the horrors of life. Thee worst is yet to come. I feel it in me bones!"

MrMan puked anyway then he swished water in his mouth.

Some peasants from the village had a battering ram just in case they had to break down doors. It was a good call. They watched too much fiction and it paid off. High stone walls surrounded Skelebob Castle and great armored doors blocked entrance.

Karen shouted from a lookout with a voice amplifier "You're too late! The birth of the first male pregnancy will soon happen and Wokeism will become religion with the birth of the Social Justice Baby."

Tyrone Tweedle Dee shouted "Yeah Nigga! Social Justice!"
Tyrone Tweedle Dum shouted "Social Justice, My Nigga!"

MrMan said "Make way for the battering ram!"

Karen who had begun to walk back to Skelebob's bedroom to have him escorted to the birthing ceremony heard the preacher shout battering ram.

She turned back to look and saw the phallic-like battering ram and said "I didn't expect this! Release the Faggerwocky!"

The Faggerwocky: a vicious giant genetically modified mutant homosexual male monstrosity. Named after the Jabberwocky of Wonderland. The Faggerwocky has rabid violence, an insatiable sex drive, and an appetite that never ends. A beast capable of slaughtering dozens of men in minutes.

The battering ram bashed the door like a strap-on or a dick ramming into a prostate. Then finally... metaphorical orgasm! The doors burst open like cum bursting forth from an ejaculating dick. The people were like individual semen looking for an egg to fertilize as they flooded into the castle like it was a vagina.

But then the Faggerwocky roared and charged at the peasants. Some had their heads taken clean off their body. One was lifted off the ground and his head bitten clean off his body and the headless body like an uncorked wine bottle, with blood as the tasty vintage being drunk by the monster. Then, a teen boy thinking he was playing hero, was grabbed by the pants.

He shouted "Go MrMan! Save the island! You cannot defeat the Faggerwocky. My sacrifice will buy you time."

The Faggerwocky's giant phallus, larger than a baseball bat, rammed inside the teen boy's virgin ass. It was so big that there was a little blood. The teen boy was crying because of the pain and the rape.

MrMan said in tears "I brought them along! I dragged them into this! He's just a teen boy. Now he's getting raped by a monster! Jesus, forgive me! God, please have mercy on me!"
Captain Vo said "Remember Matey, I said ye see horrors worse than thee corpse of Josep Borrell now rotting in thee jungle. Do not let the boy's sacrifice be in vain. Best he be raped than slaughtered or eaten alive!"

But when MrMan and Captain Vo turned back to look, Faggerwocky also killed his rape victims. If the injuries from anal sex didn't kill them, a 100km/hour ejaculation speed with 10 gallons of 150 F cum would. The teen boy convulsed and screamed. Eyes going blank and his crying and struggling stopped. The motley duo rushed into the safety of the Castle, leaving the townsfolk to try to defeat the Faggerwocky.

Karen meanwhile, had the Tyrone Tweedles carry the pregnant male Skelebob while all the ladyboy harem, Skelebob's Thai wife, and all other denizens of degenerates and residents of Skelebob Castle observers of Skelebob's birthing ceremony were walking in an evil procession.

Haitian Drummers high on drugs were with African Drummers, playing bongos and other drums.

Shemp's sugar baby was giving a blowjob to Shemp's Stallion of Success, a lucky stallion Shemp had to wank off to his perversions. She believed drinking the cum of Shemp's Stallion would be good luck for the Resurrection and Rebirth of Frank the Shemptastical Pervert. She blew that stallion many times to please Frank but never as part of a ritual.

There were orgies. There were sheepdogs and other dogs doing sex trafficked girls doggystyle as a tribute to Shemp's zoophilia fetishes! An evil shaman was chanting in a duo with an evil voodoo priestess. But the loudest were Skelebob's screams. It was getting closer to the moment of birth.

But then Minister MrMan arrived. Captain Vo was with him and drew his rapier and was in a tricorne. A group of other villagers joined them. Private mercs from Academi, formerly known as Blackwater, airdropped down as well, to save Mitt Romney, Bill Gates, and Hunter Biden.

But the three men were tied to crosses with rope. Crosses in the shape of an X. Mysterious pits were at the bottom of the ground. Elite Fag Warriors were thrusting spears with phallic dildos at the end, impaling the asses of Mitt Romney, Bill Gates, and Hunter Biden. If they pressed a button on the spears, it would send a jolt of electricity shocking the men and electrocuting their asses. It was a most painful BDSM torture.

Karen shouted "Release the Androsnatch!"

MrMan looked at Captain Vo and asked him "I hope it's not as bad as the Faggerwocky?"
Captain Vo said "Matey, ye know I have no fücking idea what is thee Androsnatch..."

The Androsnatch: a vicious giant genetically modified mutant intersex monstrosity. Named after the Bandersnatch of Wonderland, with Andro after the word for male or man, and snatch which is slang for p***y. The Androsnatch has rabid violence, an insatiable sex drive, and it's p***y has the ability to castrate and dismember a man's dick after raping him. If he cums, he will be castrated by the Androsnatch's p***y. A beast capable of snatching the masculine sex organ.

Karen said "Get them!"

The Androsnatch charged at Academi and used it's venom to stun them and aphrodisiac venom to stimulate them. It was 10 times more potent than Viagra. The Androsnatch had a tail in the shape of a shifting animal dick.

Curious to see what happens, MrMan glanced to see a horse penis tail of the Androsnatch brutally ram inside the Commander of Academi as the Androsnatch's brutal p***y went down on the dick. It was over in five minutes and the pleasure moans of the Academi commander soon turned to painful shrieks. After he came inside the Androsnatch, his dick was turned into bloody pulp. But then the Androsnatch's tail cumshot pumped in cum with pain killers and a special serum to genetically modify it's victim. They would become Androsnatcher Goons. He turned into a more humanoid version of the Androsnatch. Almost like an Intersex Jersey Devil crossed with a Flying Monkey from Oz but a Flying Human with Human Bat Wings and a penis tail with a p***y as their new frontal sex organ.

MrMan said "Satan has dominion in this Castle but I will reclaim it for God for Lord Jesus is the most high!"

Karen said "You're too late! Begin the Sacrifice!"

Phallus Worms slithered up from the pits in the ground. The Elite Fag Warriors stopped trusting the spears and withdrew them. Having sufficiently made enough space for the Phallus Worms, genetically modified tentacle snakes, to kill through sex, the three men on X crosses.

The Phallus Worms burrow into the asses but being large and getting faster, eventually killed the men. Traveling through their entire digestive system and then exiting their mouth. Blood sprayed out when its head exited their mouths. The men were long dead but then the Phallus Worms screamed like the aliens in the Alien Franchise.

Then...

Skelebob started screaming. He was beginning to birth his baby.

MrMan began the exorcism and asked God to prevent the birth of the demon.

But it wasn't working. Why wasn't it working?

It's because Shemp wasn't a demon. He was a spirit being reborn into the world because of a haunting. Exorcism wasn't the right skill set for the job.

Skelebob screamed and pushed with his ass. A Sheepdog Puppy soon popped out and Skelebob's ass bleeding as if he had a period.

The Sheepdog Puppy soon ran towards Hunter Biden and devoured the dick. Then moved on to Mitt Romney and Bill Gates. Eating their dicks. Then, having devoured the manhood of three elites, he transformed into a human baby, then rapidly aged back to College Boy Frank the Shemptastical Pervert.

He ran over to his sugar baby and with horse cum still fresh in her mouth, kissed and snowballed with Frank.

Skelebob was now a proud Momma Pappa.

Shemp's Stallion whinnied and was so happy to see Shemp that it ejaculated all over Shemp and his Sugar Slut.

MrMan, angry at such depravity, especially with the Degenerate Denizens rejoicing and Karen declaring herself the Popess of the Wokeism Religion, threw down his Bible upon the ground and screamed "Lord God! Smite these Sinners like you destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah! Cleanse the world of this wickedness!"

God smited the sinners and all the monstrosities of Skelebob castle. All that remained were MrMan, Captain Vo, the mentally injured Skelebob with his harem of ladyboys and Thai wife, Karen, and the Tyrone Tweedles.

Karen knelt down and cried that all her plans as Popess of Wokeism were ruined. Shemp was sent hell where he belonged after he died and all the sinners with him.

But...the Faggerwocky and the Androsnatch had unknowingly escaped God's wrath to resurface another day...when? Who knows?

But what we do know is that George Soros received a call about the Events of Skelebob Castle. One of the peasants was a globalist agent.

Everyone was taken in for questioning and it was determined it was the work of the Haitian Guerilla Lynch Mob because the alternative was too crazy to believe. One hundred Haitians and the leader of the Haitian Guerrilla Lynch Mob were executed by a US Military Firing Squad.

MrMan would never forget the events of what went down at Skelebob Castle and CaptainSkelebob was more of a woman than his Ladyboy Harem after giving birth from an evil spirit anal pregnancy.

Karen, however, vowed her future revenge, and plotted with the Tyrone Tweedles. The globalists also wanted revenge. They blamed MrMan. They would return again for another adventure. Would it be another adventure at Skelebob Castle or would it be somewhere else? Only time would tell...

[Tsar]

Another writing prompt:

Write a short story about @MrMan performing an exorcism on @CaptainSkelebob

When you have time to read my short story on your writing prompt, share some feedback.

It's funny, perverted, crazy, spoofs cultural works like novels and movies, is a satire of recent events, and is completely over-the-top.

[Pixel--Dude]

Another writing prompt:

Write a short story about @MrMan performing an exorcism on @CaptainSkelebob

When you have time to read my short story on your writing prompt, share some feedback.

It's funny, perverted, crazy, spoofs cultural works like novels and movies, is a satire of recent events, and is completely over the top.

I've actually just finished reading it. I imagined it as an over the top manga. it's definitely all the things you said.

[Pixel--Dude]

The Adventures (and Misadventures) of the Happier Abroaders

@WilliamSmith was sailing the stormy waters of the Carribean in his sturdy catamaran. He had three lovely ebony ladies aboard with him, two whom he had met in Portland prior to the implementation of communism throughout North America and his subsequent escape, and another whom he had picked up from their short stay in Jamaica after their decision to flee the US with its crippling poverty and aggressive globohomo agenda. The three girls giggled in a girly manner and moved their big thick African booties playfully as they admired William's Conan the Barbarian cosplay outfit and affectionately caressed his big manly biceps and his ads of steel. The Jamaican humorously commented as she seductively kissed William's neck: "Wow, Mister Conan, there are still real masculine men in this world and not just dem feminized battyboys, I can't wait to see your sword!"

William pulled the Jamaican girl towards him caressing her big hypertrophic Black ass and began to passionately make out with her when, all of a sudden, the four of them heard a strange buzzing sound above the boat and were overcome with a deep feeling of dread. William immediately jumped up and ran outside to the deck with an AR-15 in hand ready to protect his harem of lovely ebony ladies. "It must be a ZOG-controlled killer drone!" he shouted with an angry tone. "I'll shoot that motherf***er down! To hell with those evil nose-gremlin sheeny bastards!" William looked up into the night sky and took aim with his assault rifle but nothing could be seen. The mysterious buzzing sound just continued as the four fugitives looked at each other with a sense of confusion. Then, moments later, the buzzing sound became much louder and William and his girls saw a large metallic disk appear right above them. They all stared at it in utter dismay. A testo-poisoned man and fervent antisemite, William raised his gun and fired at the unknown object anyway, but the large metallic disk shot out a beam of light and William, paralyzed by that otherworldly force and utterly helpless, felt himself being lifted off the ground and pulled towards the object. He then blacked out and had no more memory of the harrowing occurrence.

Meanwhile, on a nearby island, @CaptainSkelebob and @MrMan were relaxing in the hot tub and drinking wine spritzers at Skelebob's palace. Skelebob had claimed the island as his own micro-nation and built up his own casino empire there in the years preceding the communist takeover of the US. The island had been fortunate enough to avoid communist rule. MrMan, who was a famous televangelist, had also fled the US in time and set up his own church on the island together with a small group of faithful Evangelical Christians.

The Captain and the pastor were chatting leisurely about poker and such until a pair of nice, sweet Asian ladies came to join them in the hot tub. They were both very feminine and had really nice figures, but then pretty soon one detail in particular caught the attention of MrMan and really perturbed him. He saw a prominent bulge in the bikini thong of one of the "girls".

"Captain, that girl has a dick!" yelled MrMan as he hysterically jumped out of the hot tub. "Those are not women! They're ladyboys!"

"Relax, pastor!" urged Skelebob with a mischievous grin on his face. "I thought it'd introduce you to the more exotic pleasures of this island!"

"The desire to fornicate with ladyboys is a form of homosexuality, and homosexual temptation come from Satan's demons!" preached MrMan in a loud voice and with a look of disgust. "Repent, Captain! Turn away from your homosexual ways and submit to the laaaaawd of Israel and his divine plan of salvaaaaashun! Banish those filthy demons of faggotry in the name of Yeshua ha Moshiach!!!"

"No, fella, you scientifically illiterate fool!" responded Skelebob. "Those demons don't come from Satan nor were they created by any biblical sky fairy. Those demons evolved naturally over the course of millions of years. They're a product of Darwinian evolution!"

Skelebob gave MrMan a contemptuous look before lying back in his hot top and getting the two ladyboys to jerk him off and make out with him.

These were really good as well. Nobody should be offended by these stories, they were just intended as a bit of fun and tongue-in-cheek humour. @MrMan you could suggest your own prompt and get revenge on @Lucas88 if you wanted

But yeah, this thread is just meant to be a bit of fun. Anyone can suggest a prompt and anyone can answer a prompt. I'll suggest some more later. If people are getting offended already maybe future prompts won't include people from the forum.

[Pixel--Dude]

Another writing prompt:

Write a short story about @MrMan performing an exorcism on @CaptainSkelebob

@MrMan was sat in his quarters aboard the ship The Ebony Booty and listened to the wood around him creak as the ship breached the waves of the rough Indian Ocean. His destination was the depraved "Skelebob Island", with its looming mountains shaped like a human skull. His mission: he was appointed by the Pope of the Vatican to undertake the most dangerous mission, an exorcism of the most dangerous kind. This was only a job for MrMan, who was top of his field and blessed by the angels of heaven. Or so he believed.

MrMan sighed and grabbed his rosary beads and muttered a quick prayer to Jesus Christ and all the saints for protection against evil and so they may guide him to success on this most holy mission. Then, he reached for his satchel beside the table leg at his feet and retrieved his intelligence for the mission. He let the dusty old book thud onto the table and blew the dust from it to reveal the worn title of the book: "My Thailand Sexpat Dossiers"

He furrowed his brow and grunted uneasily. He could only imagine what debauchery and evil resided within the tomes yellowed pages. As he used the ancient key, a device similar to a complex puzzle with intricate mechanisms which one had to manipulate in the right sequence to activate the key, and placed it carefully into the engraved indentation in the book's leather-bound cover. There was a satisfying click and the lock holding the book closed opened so that MrMan could read the contents within.

He felt confident in his mission, but his hand trembled in spite of himself. "Calm yourself, Man!" he told himself, "you have the protection of Jesus Christ and the saints of heaven! You are the chosen exorcist of the Vatican and you WILL succeed! In the name of Lord God Almighty!" He took a deep breath and his face became one of grim determination! He knew he would have to read the contents of this evil tome if he was to know which blessings to invoke from heaven! Skelebob might have an army of evil ladyboy succubi at his command, but MrMan had Jesus Christ and the power of almighty God at his disposal, and what evil could compete with that?!

As he read the ancient writings he felt himself drifting into the words and seeing in his minds eye the debauched path Skelebob had taken to become the demonic being he had become today! He saw an evil ritual, ancient relics of Satan shaped like phallus. He saw maidens, bound and screaming as Skelebob held jars of parasitic and demonic leaches that would burrow into their wombs and grow out as penises to create the ladyboy succubus hybrid creatures that would spread across Thailand and the neighbouring provinces. These were not real ladyboys, they were demonic trucker looking things with bolt-on-boobies and a sentient phallus that would attract and sully the souls of straight men.

MrMan slammed the book closed and muttered an immediate prayer of protection. He panted and hyperventilated.

The captain knocked at his cabin door, informing MrMan that they had arrived a few miles off the shore of the island. The skipper, a fine fellow known as @WilliamSmith, refused to travel any closer.

"The place is too evil!" WilliamSmith said with a stern shake of his head. "Skelebob allows me to sail these waters out of respect, indeed I am welcome to go to the island, but I will travel no farther. You must continue alone. You can take my rowboat."

"But we had a deal!" MrMan reminded him with an angry glower. He angrily slammed the bag of gold coins on the wooden desk in front of him. "No! Nevermind! I should have guessed a non-believer would not honour our agreement."

WilliamSmith offered an apologetic smile. "Forgive me, father. But the island is a place of great evil, so say my harem of ebony beauties whom refuse to be anywhere near it! Remember since the rise of the Church we were forced to take to the waters to avoid persecution."

"Yes." MrMan said with a dismissive tone. He was unsympathetic towards those who lived in sin. But he tolerated WilliamSmith and agreed to pardon his crimes of having a harem. That was part of the agreement for safe passage and to slip through Skelebobs naval defences without being noticed, as well as a considerable amount of gold from the Vaticans own treasury.

The two companions gave each other their farewells and MrMan took the rowboat WilliamSmith had offered to complete the journey to the island alone.

The island had a dark and foreboding presence. Even from miles offshore MrMan could hear a cacophony of moans which would put the evil of Soddom and Gomorrah to shame. The boat dug into the sand as he finally arrived. He immediately felt filthy.

"Welcome! Welcome!" A high pitched voice greeted MrMan in manic excitement. It was a dwarf dressed as a jester with bells jingling from his hat. He danced on the spot with a stupid smile across his face. His dumb countenance did not amuse MrMan! The Mexican dwarf who introduced himself as Señor Galimatías would serve as MrMan's guide and lead him to the throne of Skelebob.

"Come! Come! Galimatías will show you to the castle! Yes! Yes! Galimatías is a good host!" He danced his way down a cobbled path and MrMan hesitantly followed, feeling both sympathy and disgust for the pitiful creature.

Two giant oak doors opened into the throne room, where @CaptainSkelebob was seated on a throne of the bones of all the incels whose souls he had claimed with his sword of dragon bone. Several ladyboy succubi licked their lips with excitement as they ran their long fingernails down Skelebob's ribs, making sounds similar to a xylophone.

"Señor Galimatías has done good, yes?" He asked grovelling at his master's feet. Skelebob responded by sticking his feet in Galimatías' face to assert his dominance.

"Be gone! You creature!" he snarled contemptuously. "Back under your rock with you! The adults are talking now!" Skelebob didn't take his eyes from MrMan while he spoke, and even as Señor Galimatías scurried away back to his basement dwelling, Skelebob didn't remove his fiery demonic gaze from the stoic glare of MrMan.

"Welcome!" he said, leaning forward in his throne. "May I offer you a drink, refreshments?" he gave a shark toothed grin and gestured to his ladyboy demons, "something more..... exotic?"

MrMan said nothing. He simply stood staring at Skelebob with his robes wrapped tightly around him. Then suddenly, with a swift flick of his hand, pages of scripture flew forth! Pinning themselves to the walls, windows and doors of the throne room.

"I am here to perform your exorcism, CaptainSkelebob! These pages are embued with the essence of Christ! You nor your harem of demonic creatures will leave this chamber until I send your souls screaming to Satan!" MrMan lunged forward, one sandalled foot sending up a small cloud of dust as he braced himself for battle. He opened his robe to reveal a samurai sword hilted at his hip. It hissed as he drew it from its sheath and glowed like the light of angels as glyphs and incantations engraved into the swords metal glowed with incandescent blue light.

"Bah!" Skelebob scoffed and clicked his boney fingers! "I already defeated HeMan! The last exorcist the Vatican sent! I'll destroy you too!"

The ladyboy demons lurched forward, screaming like banshees, supersonic waves from their screams lifted MrMan from his feet and sent him hurtling backwards into the wall with such force it would knock the very bollocks off of a mighty elephant. But not MrMan. MrMan smiled and dusted off his robes with a mild look of amusement on his face.

He ran forward, sword poised to strike as one of the ladyboy demons sent its phallus slithering across the floor like the sin snake it was! MrMan effortlessly evaded the attack, jumping into the wall and pivoting effortlessly to drive his blade into the belly of the beast. Then he pulled the blade free from the beast's bowls and simultaneously spun to decapitate another oncoming ladyboy succubus.

The impaled ladyboy scrambled to gather her entrails and push them back inside her gashed open belly, but then she screamed as the same glyphs which decorated MrMan's blade appeared on her skin. She inflated like a balloon until she exploded and showered the room with guts and gore.

"Impressive..." Skelebob sighed in an exasperated and bored tone. "But like I said right before I killed my bitch ma! If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself, fella!" He stood. He descended the stone steps that lead to his throne and he unsheathed his own sword of dragon bone.

"My sword is bigger than yours." Smirked Skelebob.

"My sword is a blessed blade. One slice of the flesh with this blade and my enemies will explode! As you've already seen!"

"Yes, but you're forgetting a major detail!" Skelebob corrected him. "I am CaptainSkelebob! I have no flesh! I am Skeletal Robert, fella! Ordained by the wokist demons to spread the true word of ladyboyism to the four corners of our flat earth!"

"I will stop you!" Snarled MrMan through gritted teeth! Like everyone else I am sick of hearing your evil words!

MrMan lunged forward, but Skelebob was no dunce with a blade. He expertly parried and the two were engaged in a vicious sword fight! MrMan clashed his sword into Skelebob's and the two enemies danced their deadly dance for hours.

Skelebob muttered a spell and an eye opened in the palm of his hand! He slammed it to the ground and opened a vortex where evil shadow demons crawled out from hell to defeat MrMan! "Now you are doomed!"

MrMan clasped his hands together and uttered a prayer so that the Bow of Uriel appeared in his hands! He fired arrows of blinding light at the shadow men and they immediately dissipated. Skelebob was blinded by the intense light and stepped backwards involuntarily. When he looked MrMan was gone. He looked to the sky to see MrMan descending upon him, his blessed blade poised downwards which peirced Skelebob's skull and released all the demons trapped and the evil worms in Skelebob's brain.

Skelebob shrieked and shrunk in size and muscle mass until he was back to his real self. Not the demonic creature he had pretended to be.

"Father @Cornfed was right!" MrMan chuckled in disbelief. "Skelebob is just a small boy."

Skelebob looked up at MrMan with wide eyed innocence. In reality he had never known a woman's warmth and now he never would. MrMan had already decreed the boy's fate!

"In the name of the father! The Son," the blade sang as it swung through the air "and the Holy Spirit!"

Skelebob's face was frozen in his last moments of fear as a red line appeared from his left shoulder to his waist. It slid down and his body collapsed onto the ground.

"Amen!" MrMan flicked the blood from his blade, sheathed it and left the castle. He didn't even look back as it exploded behind him.

THE END

[Shemp]

Thankfully, no mention of underage sex (yet) but enough other stuff that this thread needs to be moved to the NSFW subforum.

[Pixel--Dude]

Thankfully, no mention of underage sex (yet) but enough other stuff that this thread needs to be moved to the NSFW subforum.

Can I do that myself or does a moderator have to do it?

[Tsar]

Here's a few new writing prompts.

1. Covax Zombies. Starring @Cornfed. You can include any other forum members and real people that you want.
2. Mercer the Jewish dog after he survived the events of Skelebob Castle from my story and still has his new girlfriend, formerly Hunter Biden's fictional girlfriend, living in a cave on Skelebob Island.
3. Captain Vo tells a story of one of his adventures at sea chasing booty that ends in a mutiny.

[Pixel--Dude]

Here's a few new writing prompts.

1. Covax Zombies. Starring @Cornfed. You can include any other forum members and real people that you want.
2. Mercer the Jewish dog after he survived the events of Skelebob Castle from my story and still has his new girlfriend, formerly Hunter Biden's fictional girlfriend, living in a cave on Skelebob Island.
3. Captain Vo tells a story of one of his adventures at sea chasing booty that ends in a mutiny.

I will write a Covax story starring @Cornfed I really like that idea. I also have a few other prompts to share.