(the part about taiwan starts around 5:45)
Why don't you volunteer for the military or take part in a parade or something? Why is it always "me, me, me!" with you. To give is to receive, don't you know that? When are you going to grow the f**k up? You act like a 6 year old on Christmas Eve.
#2) Are you making things more complicated than they are ? From everything that I have seen of you and your complaints, I have to wonder why aren't you interested in Latin America? Have you ever been to Mexico, what about further south? Don't take this the wrong way but I imagine you not looking out of place in Guatemala or Equador or somewhere like that. This guy looks just like you:
You're fat, you're dark-yellow/brown, you love to eat, love being a horndog teasing and whistling at girls, love laid-back lifestyles and friendly people, love having children but not raising them properly, prefer California style weather. Do I need to spell it out for you?

If you hate rigid societies, why are you in Northeast Asia... the only thing I can think of that Latin America doesn’t have is availability of East-Asian hoes. You like light skin and nice legs, while South American girls aren't necessarily known for that. But they are considered the horniest and best lovers.. Also aren't you tired of being single? Why don't you lower your standards (stop being so superficial) and hook up with/marry a loyal middle aged Taiwanese woman who can cook and move to some costal part of South America with her and just bang Latina hoes on the side if you wish.. I've seen how older or fat/ugly Taiwanese women have a totally different personality from sexy/skinny ones in their 20s.