I should have stuck to ladyboys
I went out drinking today with some pals and its getting my mental health f***ed so much that when I went out for a fag I saw a f***ing centaur standing in the car park
@CaptainSkelebob
To us Americans, that could be interpreted as an admission that the interaction with ladyboys is indeed homosexual activity, but since your British, it could be smoking.
Your mom might be a more decent lady than you give her credit for. You should listen to her advice.
You shouldn't kill your own baby, your own flesh and blood. Maybe I shouldn't wish this on your hefty sexual playmate, but if you could repent of your gay and hetero fornication activities, settle down to just one woman, and really try to be a good father, maybe you should try to do the right thing here.
You'd have to stop thinking of little children as just spawn to be left alone and really try to raise this child right.
You make it sound like Denise wants you all the time. Maybe she can keep you well-drained and contented so maybe you won't have anything left to use on other women or biological males. If not, you should still be a faithful husband. You should be up front about the sex with the biological males and the various women, just to be honest, and so she doesn't find out later. In a few months, you may be posting on here about the need for viagra or testosterone patches. Some pregnant women get a bit more excited during certain stages of pregnancy as the hormones surge. Pregnancy can also have the opposite effect.
You'll need to lay off on the drinking. You could cut it down to the occasional glass of wine or beer with dinner and stop drinking hard liquor in the bathtub. You wouldn't want to die young and leave your child and your wife without a father. And you wouldn't want to get drunk and abuse your wife or child.
Congratulations in advance to finding a wife.
) and said how she had a stone in her shoe
For You and Your 300 lbs. Chick
