fat bitch denise

[MrMan]

I should have stuck to ladyboys
I went out drinking today with some pals and its getting my mental health f***ed so much that when I went out for a fag I saw a f***ing centaur standing in the car park

@CaptainSkelebob

To us Americans, that could be interpreted as an admission that the interaction with ladyboys is indeed homosexual activity, but since your British, it could be smoking.

Your mom might be a more decent lady than you give her credit for. You should listen to her advice.

You shouldn't kill your own baby, your own flesh and blood. Maybe I shouldn't wish this on your hefty sexual playmate, but if you could repent of your gay and hetero fornication activities, settle down to just one woman, and really try to be a good father, maybe you should try to do the right thing here.

You'd have to stop thinking of little children as just spawn to be left alone and really try to raise this child right.

You make it sound like Denise wants you all the time. Maybe she can keep you well-drained and contented so maybe you won't have anything left to use on other women or biological males. If not, you should still be a faithful husband. You should be up front about the sex with the biological males and the various women, just to be honest, and so she doesn't find out later. In a few months, you may be posting on here about the need for viagra or testosterone patches. Some pregnant women get a bit more excited during certain stages of pregnancy as the hormones surge. Pregnancy can also have the opposite effect.

You'll need to lay off on the drinking. You could cut it down to the occasional glass of wine or beer with dinner and stop drinking hard liquor in the bathtub. You wouldn't want to die young and leave your child and your wife without a father. And you wouldn't want to get drunk and abuse your wife or child.

Congratulations in advance to finding a wife.

[Outcast9428]

So I got this f***ing fat useless cunt preggers
I know I know
I thought this cunts fat lussy would be like my swimmers pushing thru gravy
What can I say I must have some powerful sperms
I am an aloha after all
But f***ing hell fellas now my life is f***ed
@Mercer is probly right about most f***ing women today
This fat bitxh is now refusing to get rid of the baby and so my ma is getting involved and telling me I need to do the right thing and marry this fat useless filthy fat bitch
I will be honest fellas
Ive had fantasys about pushing this fat cunt down the stairs or sneakying into her room late at night with a f***ing coat hanger and getting the little piece of shit out if her myself
I will buy some ferrets and train them
Ill open my own abortion clinci with my ferrets fellas and have them climb inside that fat ugly fat useless fat bitch and eat that little spawn inside her
I f***ing hate Denise
Denise is a fat vutxh
This is killing me fellas
I should have stuck to ladyboys
I went out drinking today with some pals and its getting my mental health f***ed so much that when I went out for a fag I saw a f***ing centaur standing in the car park
It was wearig a cowboy hat and nobody was f***ing talking about why a centaur was smoking in the local boozers car park
f***ing hell fellas
Im f***ed
This fat cunt bitch fat is going to bleed my ficking dry fellas
Fat bitch Denise.
Moaning about a stone in her flat shoe when she has about 20 stone in both the silly fat bitch
Fat bitch
f***ing bitch Denise
I hate that fat bitcj

See @WilliamSmith this is what I mean when I said that the manosphere is misleading men by acting like marriage is uniquely risky when the truth is that sex in general carries risk to it. All the things that MGTOW talks about could happen to you if you get divorced can just as easily happen in a casual sex situation. If anything, marriage to a girl you’ve actually chosen has less likelihood of screwing you over because you’ve actually entered a real partnership with your wife rather then the pregnancy resulting from what was supposed to be a sex only kind of thing.

[WilliamSmith]

See @WilliamSmith this is what I mean when I said that the manosphere is misleading men by acting like marriage is uniquely risky when the truth is that sex in general carries risk to it. All the things that MGTOW talks about could happen to you if you get divorced can just as easily happen in a casual sex situation. If anything, marriage to a girl you’ve actually chosen has less likelihood of screwing you over because you’ve actually entered a real partnership with your wife rather then the pregnancy resulting from what was supposed to be a sex only kind of thing.

@Outcast9428
Of for !@#$'s sake come on, @CaptainSkelebob is hilarious, and I will vociferously protest it if anyone proposes banning him since I insist he stays and keeps entertaining us, but how can you guys possibly be taking him seriously?!?! He's obviously just kidding. I thought this was obvious with Mercer. @Outcast9428 are you a jewish troll too??? Tell me you weren't actually taking any of this seriously, LOL.

Your fixation on TMM is just projecting your ideals though: I have nothing against it in theory, the reality is that the partnerships almost never actually last. I've been around 40+ years and literally haven't seen one single marriage lasting all the way that I think is actually healthy.

A family structure is another story altogether, though, because I think it's important for children to have positive male and female role models present, even if TMM tends not to work and most fathers are even worse than being raised by a single mother... but all this deep stuff belongs in some of our other threads, not here under the Captain's thread that I only skimmed briefly, LOL.

[CaptainSkelebob]

So I got this f***ing fat useless cunt preggers
I know I know
I thought this cunts fat lussy would be like my swimmers pushing thru gravy
What can I say I must have some powerful sperms
I am an aloha after all
But f***ing hell fellas now my life is f***ed
@Mercer is probly right about most f***ing women today
This fat bitxh is now refusing to get rid of the baby and so my ma is getting involved and telling me I need to do the right thing and marry this fat useless filthy fat bitch
I will be honest fellas
Ive had fantasys about pushing this fat cunt down the stairs or sneakying into her room late at night with a f***ing coat hanger and getting the little piece of shit out if her myself
I will buy some ferrets and train them
Ill open my own abortion clinci with my ferrets fellas and have them climb inside that fat ugly fat useless fat bitch and eat that little spawn inside her
I f***ing hate Denise
Denise is a fat vutxh
This is killing me fellas
I should have stuck to ladyboys
I went out drinking today with some pals and its getting my mental health f***ed so much that when I went out for a fag I saw a f***ing centaur standing in the car park
It was wearig a cowboy hat and nobody was f***ing talking about why a centaur was smoking in the local boozers car park
f***ing hell fellas
Im f***ed
This fat cunt bitch fat is going to bleed my ficking dry fellas
Fat bitch Denise.
Moaning about a stone in her flat shoe when she has about 20 stone in both the silly fat bitch
Fat bitch
f***ing bitch Denise
I hate that fat bitcj

See @WilliamSmith this is what I mean when I said that the manosphere is misleading men by acting like marriage is uniquely risky when the truth is that sex in general carries risk to it. All the things that MGTOW talks about could happen to you if you get divorced can just as easily happen in a casual sex situation. If anything, marriage to a girl you’ve actually chosen has less likelihood of screwing you over because you’ve actually entered a real partnership with your wife rather then the pregnancy resulting from what was supposed to be a sex only kind of thing.

When the f**k did I say I was MGTOW you spasticated little turd???
I aint MGTOW!!!!
I f***ing love women fella
I love f***ing all women
And coz Im greedy I like fuckin ladyboys as well fella!!!
When you finally stop being a little virgin you should check ur girls pants for a little extra fella
She could be a ladyboy
MGTOW fellas are f***ing losers who cant get the poon
Bit like you really
Ur girlfriend probly doesnt realize shes in a relationship with the weirdo little incel next door sniffing her panties on the washing line....
Suck my balls you little bellend

[CaptainSkelebob]

@MrMan @WilliamSmith @Outcast9428
Theres hope yet that the little spawn will be a still born
Otherwise I might have to just make sure she accidentally trips down the stairs
If I dont be careful she will end up rolling down the stairs fellas and ill be like indiana f***ing jones fellas LOL!!!
Serosly tho fellas how can I get out of this!!!
Dont be a bunch of cheesy cock ends and talk shite about marrying this fat cunt
Id sooner marry boris johnson coz hes better looking than that fat sack of gravy Denise
Every time I think of her fat arse sat on my thick weapon I throw up in my mouth
If im lucky her body will do what it does best and eat the spawn inside her
Im f***ing depressed tho fellas!!!
I wont let this fat bich win!!!!

[Outcast9428]

See @WilliamSmith this is what I mean when I said that the manosphere is misleading men by acting like marriage is uniquely risky when the truth is that sex in general carries risk to it. All the things that MGTOW talks about could happen to you if you get divorced can just as easily happen in a casual sex situation. If anything, marriage to a girl you’ve actually chosen has less likelihood of screwing you over because you’ve actually entered a real partnership with your wife rather then the pregnancy resulting from what was supposed to be a sex only kind of thing.

@Outcast9428
Of for !@#$'s sake come on, @CaptainSkelebob is hilarious, and I will vociferously protest it if anyone proposes banning him since I insist he stays and keeps entertaining us, but how can you guys possibly be taking him seriously?!?! He's obviously just kidding. I thought this was obvious with Mercer. @Outcast9428 are you a jewish troll too??? Tell me you weren't actually taking any of this seriously, LOL.

Your fixation on TMM is just projecting your ideals though: I have nothing against it in theory, the reality is that the partnerships almost never actually last. I've been around 40+ years and literally haven't seen one single marriage lasting all the way that I think is actually healthy.

A family structure is another story altogether, though, because I think it's important for children to have positive male and female role models present, even if TMM tends not to work and most fathers are even worse than being raised by a single mother... but all this deep stuff belongs in some of our other threads, not here under the Captain's thread that I only skimmed briefly, LOL.

I’ve seen 5 marriages last for life and are undeniably healthy marriages, and I know 5 young marriages (25-45 years old) that are working out very well. It’s not impossible. People who sleep around will end up knocking a woman up though and then they have child support to pay.

[MrMan]

@MrMan @WilliamSmith @Outcast9428
Theres hope yet that the little spawn will be a still born
Otherwise I might have to just make sure she accidentally trips down the stairs
If I dont be careful she will end up rolling down the stairs fellas and ill be like indiana f***ing jones fellas LOL!!!
Serosly tho fellas how can I get out of this!!!
Dont be a bunch of cheesy cock ends and talk shite about marrying this fat cunt
Id sooner marry boris johnson coz hes better looking than that fat sack of gravy Denise
Every time I think of her fat arse sat on my thick weapon I throw up in my mouth
If im lucky her body will do what it does best and eat the spawn inside her
Im f***ing depressed tho fellas!!!
I wont let this fat bich win!!!!

Maybe it's time you grew up and did the right thing. Deep down inside, you must have some capacity to be attracted to an overweight woman. Not too long ago, you were talking about having lots of sex with this women. She's the mother of your child now, and your still calling her names. You need to grow up and stop doing stuff like that.

Why don't you leave behind the life of homosexual encounters with gay boys (gay 'lady' boys) and all these women, marry this woman and try to be the most decent father you can be to this girl. If you really don't want sex with a large women, turn the lights out.

Taking care of this little baby, getting up in the middle of the night, watching the cute little child, bonding with him or her, etc. may be something that helps you grow up a bit and learn some responsibility. You can't just go around sticking your thing in whatever woman.... or man looks appealing to you in high heels and make=up.

If you didn't want to get her pregnant, why did you do the thing that makes her pregnant. You say you are a science teacher. You know where babies come from, right?

[WilliamSmith]

Otherwise I might have to just make sure she accidentally trips down the stairs
If I dont be careful she will end up rolling down the stairs fellas and ill be like indiana f***ing jones fellas LOL!!!

@CaptainSkelebob
I like big strongly built babes myself, but sounds like you might've got in a little over your head there Captain!
All prospective members of the "alpha allience" had better be warned of the pro and con of dating SSBBWS, or you might have some challenges to contend with, just like good old Indiana Jones here back in my day:

[CaptainSkelebob]

Otherwise I might have to just make sure she accidentally trips down the stairs
If I dont be careful she will end up rolling down the stairs fellas and ill be like indiana f***ing jones fellas LOL!!!

@CaptainSkelebob
I like big strongly built babes myself, but sounds like you might've got in a little over your head there Captain!
All prospective members of the "alpha allience" had better be warned of the pro and con of dating SSBBWS, or you might have some challenges to contend with, just like good old Indiana Jones here back in my day:

That bolder looks like a super model compared to that fat cunt denise
f***ing hell fella that fat f***ing bitch denise fella eh
f***ing eh fella eh??
She looks like a small moon or something
What the f**k was I thinking
I should of stuck to hot sexy ladyboys fella

[CaptainSkelebob]

@MrMan @WilliamSmith @Outcast9428
Theres hope yet that the little spawn will be a still born
Otherwise I might have to just make sure she accidentally trips down the stairs
If I dont be careful she will end up rolling down the stairs fellas and ill be like indiana f***ing jones fellas LOL!!!
Serosly tho fellas how can I get out of this!!!
Dont be a bunch of cheesy cock ends and talk shite about marrying this fat cunt
Id sooner marry boris johnson coz hes better looking than that fat sack of gravy Denise
Every time I think of her fat arse sat on my thick weapon I throw up in my mouth
If im lucky her body will do what it does best and eat the spawn inside her
Im f***ing depressed tho fellas!!!
I wont let this fat bich win!!!!

Maybe it's time you grew up and did the right thing. Deep down inside, you must have some capacity to be attracted to an overweight woman. Not too long ago, you were talking about having lots of sex with this women. She's the mother of your child now, and your still calling her names. You need to grow up and stop doing stuff like that.

Why don't you leave behind the life of homosexual encounters with gay boys (gay 'lady' boys) and all these women, marry this woman and try to be the most decent father you can be to this girl. If you really don't want sex with a large women, turn the lights out.

Taking care of this little baby, getting up in the middle of the night, watching the cute little child, bonding with him or her, etc. may be something that helps you grow up a bit and learn some responsibility. You can't just go around sticking your thing in whatever woman.... or man looks appealing to you in high heels and make=up.

If you didn't want to get her pregnant, why did you do the thing that makes her pregnant. You say you are a science teacher. You know where babies come from, right?

Of course I know how babby is formed fella
But I swear to all that is holly!! That stalk comes anywhere near my house with some spawn and I will shoot the f***ing thing down fella...
I didnt want to get her pregnant
I just want wanted to put my dick inside her and pound her fat p***y bro
You know what they say right??
The thicker the cush the sweeter the push right???
Eh fella??
I tell ya
I will do the right thing @MrMan
I will do what I been doing these last few weeks and keep banging hot young women when I go out on the town with the boys after a few keys of sniff and my head is buzzing like mad fella
Teehehehehe
Sniff
SNIIIIIIIFFFFF
Pure MrMan

Pure
Puuuuuuuuuuuuure
Brap brap

[WilliamSmith]

That bolder looks like a super model compared to that fat cunt denise
f***ing hell fella that fat f***ing bitch denise fella eh
f***ing eh fella eh??
She looks like a small moon or something
What the f**k was I thinking
I should of stuck to hot sexy ladyboys fella

@CaptainSkelebob
She sucked you into her orbit, the magnetic pull was irresistible when she switched on that tractor beam and pulled you in.

That's no moon.....

I like thick curvy women myself, but am not in the same league as you or Irizarry when it comes to getting it on with the BBWs and SSBBWs of truly impressive dimensions.

[CaptainSkelebob]

That bolder looks like a super model compared to that fat cunt denise
f***ing hell fella that fat f***ing bitch denise fella eh
f***ing eh fella eh??
She looks like a small moon or something
What the f**k was I thinking
I should of stuck to hot sexy ladyboys fella

@CaptainSkelebob
She sucked you into her orbit, the magnetic pull was irresistible when she switched on that tractor beam and pulled you in.

That's no moon.....

I like thick curvy women myself, but am not in the same league as you or Irizarry when it comes to getting it on with the BBWs and SSBBWs of truly impressive dimensions.

She isnt even curvy tho....
Thats the thing
Shes like the f***ing Blob!!!
Remember that old movie???

[MrMan]

@MrMan @WilliamSmith @Outcast9428
Theres hope yet that the little spawn will be a still born
Otherwise I might have to just make sure she accidentally trips down the stairs
If I dont be careful she will end up rolling down the stairs fellas and ill be like indiana f***ing jones fellas LOL!!!
Serosly tho fellas how can I get out of this!!!
Dont be a bunch of cheesy cock ends and talk shite about marrying this fat cunt
Id sooner marry boris johnson coz hes better looking than that fat sack of gravy Denise
Every time I think of her fat arse sat on my thick weapon I throw up in my mouth
If im lucky her body will do what it does best and eat the spawn inside her
Im f***ing depressed tho fellas!!!
I wont let this fat bich win!!!!

Maybe it's time you grew up and did the right thing. Deep down inside, you must have some capacity to be attracted to an overweight woman. Not too long ago, you were talking about having lots of sex with this women. She's the mother of your child now, and your still calling her names. You need to grow up and stop doing stuff like that.

Why don't you leave behind the life of homosexual encounters with gay boys (gay 'lady' boys) and all these women, marry this woman and try to be the most decent father you can be to this girl. If you really don't want sex with a large women, turn the lights out.

Taking care of this little baby, getting up in the middle of the night, watching the cute little child, bonding with him or her, etc. may be something that helps you grow up a bit and learn some responsibility. You can't just go around sticking your thing in whatever woman.... or man looks appealing to you in high heels and make=up.

If you didn't want to get her pregnant, why did you do the thing that makes her pregnant. You say you are a science teacher. You know where babies come from, right?

Of course I know how babby is formed fella
But I swear to all that is holly!! That stalk comes anywhere near my house with some spawn and I will shoot the f***ing thing down fella...

You shouldn't swear evil oaths like that against your own flesh and blood. When you see the little baby Skelebob Jr., your heart will melt. That fatherly instinct will kick in, and you'll hold him, and it will be all over. You'll be daddy after that.

I didnt want to get her pregnant
I just want wanted to put my dick inside her and pound her fat p***y bro

That's the purpose of the urge. You're supposed to direct the urge with wisdom, though, not impregnate whoever you charm enough or get drunk enough to impregnate.

You know what they say right??
The thicker the cush the sweeter the push right???

I don't know, but you are going to have to learn to be respectful of your future wife.... or your baby mamma, but you might be better off settling down and getting married. Someone said heavier women like to have sex more. I don't know if that's true. Maybe it just feels like it if they like to be on top.

I've never had sex with a fat woman, so I can't really tell whether the weight changes the sensation. My wife put on a few pounds in pregnancy, but it was that, a few pounds, maybe up to 10 or so. She's still pretty thin in her late 40's.

Younger before the first baby is better in some ways, but after the first baby she stops saying ooh, and ouch, and you don't have to worry about hurting her so much.

I will do what I been doing these last few weeks and keep banging hot young women when I go out on the town with the boys

Let's clarify, the young women and the boys you go to town with in that sentence aren't the same people, right?

after a few keys of sniff and my head is buzzing like mad fella

There is a lot of Limey slang I don't get. What does that mean? Is it cocaine? I don't know what Brap is either.

[WilliamSmith]

I've never had sex with a fat woman, so I can't really tell whether the weight changes the sensation. My wife put on a few pounds in pregnancy, but it was that, a few pounds, maybe up to 10 or so. She's still pretty thin in her late 40's.

I'm out of my league when it comes to BBWs and SSWBBWs vs @CaptainSkelebob and Irizarry (possibly even @Lucas88 and what I believe he called "gorditas," LOL), but from my xp:

Curvy women definitely have higher sex drives!
I have nothing against your preferring slender women, but for guys like me who like the "Jessica Rabbit" curves, but happily welcome extra thickness, provided those killer curves are underneath that, the curvier women are definitely way hornier and have higher sex drives.

But curvy vs "fat" is different:
Women aren't naturally curvy yet just wolf down food (sometimes from sympathetic reasons like trying to make themselves feel better after some emotional trauma earlier in their life), and so aren't naturally curvy but just sort of get big and round, not sure if they have higher sex-drive... I've never been with any of those. (Friendship yes, not, erm, let's say "relations." )

I'm in no mood to listen to anymore of your insults toward black women, but consider this girl here, for example:


This is what I mean when I say "curvy" vs "fat."
In my experience, girls with this kind of a build definitely do have higher sex drive than "slender" women, very much so!

(Another caveat for tradcon hodlers, even though I'm not against your TMM is you can actually make it work: I've heard so, so many cases of guys with skinny chicks, especially Asian chicks, who think their wives have high sex drives, but then have their sex life drop totally off a cliff after they have been married for a bit, especially after a 1st kid. So I'm not trying to "breathe poison into your ears" with disinfo if you like skinny chicks, but "caveat emptor" as they say! )

[MrMan]

Curvy women definitely have higher sex drives!
I have nothing against your preferring slender women, but for guys like me who like the "Jessica Rabbit" curves, but happily welcome extra thickness, provided those killer curves are underneath that, the curvier women are definitely way hornier and have higher sex drives.

But curvy vs "fat" is different:
Women aren't naturally curvy yet just wolf down food (sometimes from sympathetic reasons like trying to make themselves feel better after some emotional trauma earlier in their life), and so aren't naturally curvy but just sort of get big and round, not sure if they have higher sex-drive... I've never been with any of those. (Friendship yes, not, erm, let's say "relations." )

If anyone here does psychology research, here's a hypothesis-- if it hasn't already been researched thoroughly already--- maybe somewhat heftier women tend to be more 'hedonic'-- more pleasure-seeking both at the table and on the bed, so they tend to put on more weight and pursue more pleasure sexually as well? That kind of makes sense. At some point, I'd expect it to drop off, where weight gain gets in the way of normal sexual function and pleasure. I'm predicting an inverted U-shaped relationship between BMI and some sexual variable-- frequency or whatever sexual pleasure-seeking variable.

I'm in no mood to listen to anymore of your insults toward black women,

I think you have mentioned that twice, but I think you are confusing me with Cornfed. I don't remember insulting 'black women's bodies.' There are thin black women and there are hefty black women. I remember saying that a Cardi-B show was crude and also aesthetically unappealing. But it's not because some of the dancers were black. They had hefty stout bodies that reminded me of middle-aged women doing crude dancing. But there are thinner framed black women, too. I did write that it is rare that I see a black woman I personally find to be particularly attractive, though there are some. But that is not the same thing as insults toward black women.