Lying about one's own nationality

[CaptainSkelebob]

https://youtu.be/NP7SfpcsVhE

@Lucas88 you are the big baby and I'm the dog yelling at you

[Lucas88]

Dont fuckin lie to me you illiterate babboon

Captain, how you could ever call anybody else an "illiterate babboon" is latrally biyond me!

How can you be so fkin ungrateful?? You live in one of the most wealthiest countries in the world
You get to enjoy the freedom of the free market and be what you wanna be with a little elbow grease and a can do attitide
We have a good economy when it isnt for useless tramps like you sponging from it
We have the NHS and free health care
Ur just an ungrateful prick and you dont know what ur talking about

Dude, you have all of those things in most other European countries and elsewhere. The UK is far from unique in that regard. Have you ever been to any place other than Bangkok for your ladyboy sexcapades and Benidorm for your lager-fueled council estate chav holidays? You seem totally clueless about the wider world.

As for alpha allience ur not even part of it you fuckin p***y!!! Id punch you so hard ur boyfriends daughter will lose her baby teeth

Bro, you wouldn't even land a punch on me, you skirt-wearing, cross-dressing queer! Yeah, I've read your "confession" and you're a fcukin' fruitcake!


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Hey fellas I am pretty drunk
Gad to rewrite ths coz it was wtiten terrible
Can hardly fuvking see fellad
I am making a confession about one of my deepest sectests
Fellas I have had a fantasy about becoming the object 8f my own desire
I have had a ffantasy about a surgeon using me like a piece of art and makeung me a fuckimg hot as f**k ladyboy with big tits
MY NIGHtmaee throat about surgeons breaking into my bedroom wasnt a nightmare at all but insread a dream about me becomubg a sexy ladybiy
When I was a teen I used to steal my mas panties and bras and tights and dance around listening to rammsteon and imaginationing that im the sexy snow white getting all the diamonds from the hard working men
In my science class there used to be a horse in a jar and I fantasieed about my cock in a jar on the mantlepiece
I had a fantasy about aliens abducting me and pinning me down and forcing me to become a sexy lady
It pissed me iff how girls are treated like fuckimg princesses and men get the shit enf of the stick
I deserve to be trwated like anprinvess as well
I could be a hot ladyboy and open a onlydans account to scam silly men
Ladyboys make my dick twicth fellas
But im not gay
This is to be beautiful
And to scam men coz I talked about dark capitalism and that us wat wanting
Dsrk caoitalism is how ool get ahead fellas
Dunt judge me eh
I know I am a handful sometimes but im only banter fellas eh
I f***ing love this forum and all the craxy bastards here
I am really free here to share my ideas
Merry christmas to you all fellas
Lots of love form your friend Skelebob
Xxxx

[yick]

@Lucas88 to think I once actually respected you fella
Im so sick of hearing all this f***ing shit
Ur brainwashed by all this BS about being ashamed of ur own culture and ur own country
You should just be ashamed that ur a spasticated autistic baboon fella!
Eh?!
You should be proud of Britain fella
Its the best fuckin country in the world
We fuckin dominated the shit slinging apes of Africa and America and made them civilised fella
Instead of being proud of what our country has accomplished thru colonialism ur fuckin injecting urself with paki juice cos you want to be a smelly f***ing paki man
Tell you what you faggot
I swear if you say one more ungrateful thing about the uk I will punch you thru ur phone screen and hit the melonatan right out ur skin
@yick ur another fuckin p***y who didntstand his ground with this fuckin clown
Him @Pixel--Dude and anyone else who hates this great country can all go choke on each others dicks like the patetic gaylords they are
Fuckin joke is this
Seriously pissed off fellas

Que?

[CaptainSkelebob]

Dont fuckin lie to me you illiterate babboon

Captain, how you could ever call anybody else an "illiterate babboon" is latrally biyond me!

How can you be so fkin ungrateful?? You live in one of the most wealthiest countries in the world
You get to enjoy the freedom of the free market and be what you wanna be with a little elbow grease and a can do attitide
We have a good economy when it isnt for useless tramps like you sponging from it
We have the NHS and free health care
Ur just an ungrateful prick and you dont know what ur talking about

Dude, you have all of those things in most other European countries and elsewhere. The UK is far from unique in that regard. Have you ever been to any place other than Bangkok for your ladyboy sexcapades and Benidorm for your lager-fueled council estate chav holidays? You seem totally clueless about the wider world.

As for alpha allience ur not even part of it you fuckin p***y!!! Id punch you so hard ur boyfriends daughter will lose her baby teeth

Bro, you wouldn't even land a punch on me, you skirt-wearing, cross-dressing queer! Yeah, I've read your "confession" and you're a fcukin' fruitcake!


viewtopic.php?f=40&t=47159&p=399962&hil ... on#p399962

Hey fellas I am pretty drunk
Gad to rewrite ths coz it was wtiten terrible
Can hardly fuvking see fellad
I am making a confession about one of my deepest sectests
Fellas I have had a fantasy about becoming the object 8f my own desire
I have had a ffantasy about a surgeon using me like a piece of art and makeung me a fuckimg hot as f**k ladyboy with big tits
MY NIGHtmaee throat about surgeons breaking into my bedroom wasnt a nightmare at all but insread a dream about me becomubg a sexy ladybiy
When I was a teen I used to steal my mas panties and bras and tights and dance around listening to rammsteon and imaginationing that im the sexy snow white getting all the diamonds from the hard working men
In my science class there used to be a horse in a jar and I fantasieed about my cock in a jar on the mantlepiece
I had a fantasy about aliens abducting me and pinning me down and forcing me to become a sexy lady
It pissed me iff how girls are treated like fuckimg princesses and men get the shit enf of the stick
I deserve to be trwated like anprinvess as well
I could be a hot ladyboy and open a onlydans account to scam silly men
Ladyboys make my dick twicth fellas
But im not gay
This is to be beautiful
And to scam men coz I talked about dark capitalism and that us wat wanting
Dsrk caoitalism is how ool get ahead fellas
Dunt judge me eh
I know I am a handful sometimes but im only banter fellas eh
I f***ing love this forum and all the craxy bastards here
I am really free here to share my ideas
Merry christmas to you all fellas
Lots of love form your friend Skelebob
Xxxx

Get f***ed you complete little spasticated window licking cock muncher!!!!
Cant land a punch on you??? Wanna f***ing bet cunt!!!
You ever been fuckin shot before you p***y???
At least ive been abroad and got p***y and I dont live my life as a little autistic spastic who can only empty his balls into a f***ing hoover!
!!
f**k you!
f**k YOU FELLA!!!!
YOU f***ing WORTHLESS CUNT!!!
Ur a f***ing a liar and a piece of shite I didnt even f***ing write that!
Look I can make shit up too

my name is Lucas88 and I am a homo gardener of doodoo hill I suck cock for money and have crusty jizz on my chin

[Lucas88]

Ur a f***ing a liar and a piece of shite I didnt even f***ing write that!

Oh yes you did, Captain!

You wrote it as your "confession" while you were blind drunk and then tried to delete it but, unfortunately for you, various people had already seen it and even quoted it elsewhere.

Myself, @Pixel--Dude, @MarcosZeitola and several others all saw it before you could delete it. You can't deny it at this point. Your embarrassing little secret is out in the open and everybody knows that you're a cross-dressing homo and wannabe ladyboy!

[69ixine]

Being as mixed as I am,you are bound to run into identity issues.You don't belong anywhere.

it's a real shame.

Atleast you and @MarcosZeitola have a legit nationality you're purely part of.

I'm a jew's wet dream,but I am not proud to be mixed.

[Pixel--Dude]

Ur a f***ing a liar and a piece of shite I didnt even f***ing write that!

Oh yes you did, Captain!

You wrote it as your "confession" while you were blind drunk and then tried to delete it but, unfortunately for you, various people had already seen it and even quoted it elsewhere.

Myself, @Pixel--Dude, @MarcosZeitola and several others all saw it before you could delete it. You can't deny it at this point. Your embarrassing little secret is out in the open and everybody knows that you're a cross-dressing homo and wannabe ladyboy!

Oh god I remember this. It was absolutely hilarious

[Pixel--Dude]

@CaptainSkelebob What the f**k is wrong with you? Why can't you talk to people without causing shit and throwing around insults all the time? Were you dropped as a baby or something? I'm going to give you a warning because your behaviour isn't acceptable at all. Please stop acting like a twat on the forum.

[CaptainSkelebob]

Ur a f***ing a liar and a piece of shite I didnt even f***ing write that!

Oh yes you did, Captain!

You wrote it as your "confession" while you were blind drunk and then tried to delete it but, unfortunately for you, various people had already seen it and even quoted it elsewhere.

Myself, @Pixel--Dude, @MarcosZeitola and several others all saw it before you could delete it. You can't deny it at this point. Your embarrassing little secret is out in the open and everybody knows that you're a cross-dressing homo and wannabe ladyboy!

f**k off you little homo
Look at you going running to ur f***ing boyfriend and getting me a warning cos you cant fight ur own battles
f***ing pussyhole batty man that you are
Id f***ing knock you out in real life fella
My post was a joke posted by my friend when I was passed out after a night out
Not that you would know what a friend is you f***ing autistic spastic
@Pixel--Dude ur another f***ing prick
Thanks for the warning you fat neck cunt
You think Im scared of you?
Im not
My buddy @WilliamSmith a true alpha bro will put you two little fagsin ur place
Go suck each others dicks pair of queer pieces of shite

[Lucas88]

My post was a joke posted by my friend when I was passed out after a night out

Nah Captain, the "confession" wasn't a joke written by your friend while you were passed out; it was written in your unique writing style with all of the exact same spelling and grammar errors and was definitely your own!

Why are you behaving like such an asshole calling everyone names anyway? I don't think that I'm alone in my opinion that you are one of the rudest and most disrespectful members on this forum. Why are you even allowed to get away with your frequent insults, disrespect and disruptive behavior?

[Pixel--Dude]

Ur a f***ing a liar and a piece of shite I didnt even f***ing write that!

Oh yes you did, Captain!

You wrote it as your "confession" while you were blind drunk and then tried to delete it but, unfortunately for you, various people had already seen it and even quoted it elsewhere.

Myself, @Pixel--Dude, @MarcosZeitola and several others all saw it before you could delete it. You can't deny it at this point. Your embarrassing little secret is out in the open and everybody knows that you're a cross-dressing homo and wannabe ladyboy!

f**k off you little homo
Look at you going running to ur f***ing boyfriend and getting me a warning cos you cant fight ur own battles
f***ing pussyhole batty man that you are
Id f***ing knock you out in real life fella
My post was a joke posted by my friend when I was passed out after a night out
Not that you would know what a friend is you f***ing autistic spastic
@Pixel--Dude ur another f***ing prick
Thanks for the warning you fat neck cunt
You think Im scared of you?
Im not
My buddy @WilliamSmith a true alpha bro will put you two little fagsin ur place
Go suck each others dicks pair of queer pieces of shite

Grow the f**k up and stop acting like a spoilt little brat.

[CaptainSkelebob]

My post was a joke posted by my friend when I was passed out after a night out

Nah Captain, the "confession" wasn't a joke written by your friend while you were passed out; it was written in your unique writing style with all of the exact same spelling and grammar errors and was definitely your own!

Why are you behaving like such an asshole calling everyone names anyway? I don't think that I'm alone in my opinion that you are one of the rudest and most disrespectful members on this forum. Why are you even allowed to get away with your frequent insults, disrespect and disruptive behavior?

Because fella!!!
Isnt it obvious???
Im CAAAAAAPTAAAAIIIN SKEELEEEBOOOB!
Whooooooo
WHOOOOOOOO you motherlicker!!!
Captain Skelebob!!
Eh
Im the most entertaining goddamn member on this forum thats why fella
Eh EEEEHHHH!
If it wasnt for me and my Skelebob shenannygans this place would be f***ing shite fella
My chinky mate @Winston should be f***ing paying me for what I bring here!!!
What about you and PD tho???
I should of crushed you two maggots earlier than now
Ur both a pair of jizz covered gay boys
Go f**k yourself
Aint nobody banning me

[CaptainSkelebob]

Ur a f***ing a liar and a piece of shite I didnt even f***ing write that!

Oh yes you did, Captain!

You wrote it as your "confession" while you were blind drunk and then tried to delete it but, unfortunately for you, various people had already seen it and even quoted it elsewhere.

Myself, @Pixel--Dude, @MarcosZeitola and several others all saw it before you could delete it. You can't deny it at this point. Your embarrassing little secret is out in the open and everybody knows that you're a cross-dressing homo and wannabe ladyboy!

f**k off you little homo
Look at you going running to ur f***ing boyfriend and getting me a warning cos you cant fight ur own battles
f***ing pussyhole batty man that you are
Id f***ing knock you out in real life fella
My post was a joke posted by my friend when I was passed out after a night out
Not that you would know what a friend is you f***ing autistic spastic
@Pixel--Dude ur another f***ing prick
Thanks for the warning you fat neck cunt
You think Im scared of you?
Im not
My buddy @WilliamSmith a true alpha bro will put you two little fagsin ur place
Go suck each others dicks pair of queer pieces of shite

Grow the f**k up and stop acting like a spoilt little brat.

Suck a cock you 2 bit wanker
The only thing pixel about you is ur microscopic cock

[MarcosZeitola]

Being as mixed as I am,you are bound to run into identity issues.You don't belong anywhere.

it's a real shame.

Atleast you and @MarcosZeitola have a legit nationality you're purely part of.

I'm a jew's wet dream,but I am not proud to be mixed.

I wonder if my children will have issues with this. Five of them are mixed race and they all kinda look like Latinos, none of them looks really white or really Asian. My youngest son will likely have the least issues since his mother is already so mixed looking and pale that he inherited a mostly caucasian appearance, eye shape, nose and hair.

[69ixine]

Being as mixed as I am,you are bound to run into identity issues.You don't belong anywhere.

it's a real shame.

Atleast you and @MarcosZeitola have a legit nationality you're purely part of.

I'm a jew's wet dream,but I am not proud to be mixed.

I wonder if my children will have issues with this. Five of them are mixed race and they all kinda look like Latinos, none of them looks really white or really Asian. My youngest son will likely have the least issues since his mother is already so mixed looking and pale that he inherited a mostly caucasian appearance, eye shape, nose and hair.

I look italian,and have ancestry from Tuscany.But obviousely,no white person will ever consider me 'european'.Ancestry from the urheimat of the Etruscans,and look Etruscan,but am not Etruscan.

Similarly,mixed latinos will never consider me 'latino'despite my iberian roots,because I have no ancestry from latin american world.

it is what it is.

might aswell just enjoy life.