Pacific Northwest: Suicide-inducing weather, socially retarded people.
Texas / Nevada / Arizona: Mexicans everywhere and way too hot.
Midwest: Probably the last place where you can find good people who aren't living in million dollar houses.
South: OMG black ppl gross

Northeast: expensive and shitty.
I'd say northern California, like Redding, might be one of the best spots. Salt Lake City, Colorado, Idaho maybe. Any thoughts?