Now this is a good "Don't do drugs" Ad...

[Mr S]

http://www.weirdpalace.com/beauty-destroyed-by-drugs/

[ladislav]

How about this:

They tell us to say "no" to drugs,
To making love before
We marry and are stable
They tell us not to smoke, chew plugs,
Nor drink too much, or poach cable.

They tell us not to shoplift, overeat,
Nor litter, drive too fast or fudge on tests.
They tell us not to fight or cheat
Nor bother folks by being nosy pests.

They give us all this negative advice
But one advice I bet,
you've never heard
Until today
And this advice is to the point, concise
yet,
simple:
"Don't Be Gay!"

It's logical, since mother nature
Gave you some organs so you'd procreate.
It does not matter if the Legislature
says "gay is legal", Just be Straight!

The proper organs fit each other
Like bolts and nuts, just look at see
In books that teach Anatomy- a father
And a mother you thus can be.

A child then, can thus be born like you were born
So that humanity with glory can its life adorn
And to this end you meet your mate in flesh and fluid.
And try your luck at love no matter how many times you blew it.

For sperm to meet the egg is how it was intended
So two young lives into a new one could be blended
But it was not intended for a man, avoiding "Missis",
To send his sperm to fertilize somebody's feces.

There are so many people who will tell you it's a "choice",
And they will use their logic, raise their voice
And call you names like " bigot, doctrinaire,
Conservative, no-neck," and with much flare

They'll twist good sense to prove to you
That it is normal, so you'd change your view.

Don't buy it, dude. Three billion years
It took for you to now be human. It appears
That millions past males and females
Played their roles in letting you avail
Of all the opportunities of being here
On Earth today. So, I hope, it's now clear

That you should not be trapped by their faulty logic and, I say,
Again to you: "Be happy, healthy and not gay".

And if you study history you'll notice that
Each time empires started to decay,
This twisted tendency would raise its head
And many people then would start becoming gay.

A social, psychological desease
Is what it seems to be
Don't ever feel at ease
With it around, thus I plea
To you and all young people- don't be led astray!

Find love, get married, and don't be gay!

In our prisons, over and again
Unspoken horrors happen all the time
Imprisoned men are raped by other men
And no one even thinks of it as "crime".

Don't laugh, imagine if it were your brother
Or son or father who would be abused
In manner so horrible, he'd rather
Be dead by hanging from a noose.

And HIV that through torn tissues
Would flow in settle on the bloodcells then...
But then again, such issues
Are not that readily discussed by men

Or women or just anybody
For is not too pleasant to discuss,
They'll say that it's OK, and use their shoddy
And artful logic...so it's up to us

To make the stand and say it's not okay.
And tell todays' young people: " Don't be gay !"