Professional Wrestling Thread - "It's Still Real to Me, Damnit!"

[WanderingProtagonist]

@WanderingProtagonist

Here's a video from Casual Que about how smarks ruined wrestling:

The guy is right about everything he said. Though surprisingly youtube didn't get on him about all the profanity lol.
I've had my words censored in the comments box plenty of times for swearing. I just saw half of Smackdown tonight and I swear they're trying way too hard to make people like Sammy Zayne, lol bum mutha f***er attacked Reigns with a chair and tried to challenge him. I skipped the rest of it though I hate this fuckin guy and how bad they want to put him over.

[WanderingProtagonist]

They made Roman Reigns look like a fool tonight with Kevin Owens and Zamy Zayne.

[Lucas88]

They made Roman Reigns look like a fool tonight with Kevin Owens and Zamy Zayne.

They did. I understand that they wanted to make Sami look strong in his hometown of Montreal but Sami isn't a believable contender. Not by a long shot. Sami is a small cruiserweight indie jobber. There's no way he should be able to have a competitive match with Roman, let alone almost win. I think that they had the right idea of pushing Roman to the edge and making him look beatable just before Wrestlemania but Sami wasn't the right opponent. They need to pit some more believable contenders against Roman. But the problem is that the WWE hasn't built up enough legitimate main eventers. Outside of Roman, Brock and Lashley, the roster mostly sucks.

[WanderingProtagonist]

They made Roman Reigns look like a fool tonight with Kevin Owens and Zamy Zayne.

They did. I understand that they wanted to make Sami look strong in his hometown of Montreal but Sami isn't a believable contender. Not by a long shot. Sami is a small cruiserweight indie jobber. There's no way he should be able to have a competitive match with Roman, let alone almost win. I think that they had the right idea of pushing Roman to the edge and making him look beatable just before Wrestlemania but Sami wasn't the right opponent. They need to pit some more believable contenders against Roman. But the problem is that the WWE hasn't built up enough legitimate main eventers. Outside of Roman, Brock and Lashley, the roster mostly sucks.

Yeah, the Roster haven't been good in years, they have a lot of guys that don't look champion material. Reigns is likely dropping the belt to Rhodes at Mania though. After that, there's no telling whats happening afterwards. Solo Sikoa should have a belt too rather than wasting the US title on those losers in the elimination chamber he should have been in that match. I actually enjoy his matches and he does look like Champ material but I don't want to see him rival with his own family no more than I want to see Rock Rival with Reigns. Some people want Rock Vs Reigns but I don't see the point in them even doing this. I never could get behind family vs family feuds in wrestling. They could had something with Sheamus or Drew but they ruined them both.

[Lucas88]

@WanderingProtagonist, it's Wrestlemania this weekend!

Even though the WWF product has been in the gutter for a long time now, I still always watch Wrestlemania as a sort of annual tradition. After all, Wrestlemania is the showcase of immortals and the WWF usually tries to up their game for this once-a-year extravaganza.

First of all, I'm pleased that the WWF has made Wrestlemania into a two-night event. In previous years the PPV had become an 8 hour event, way too long for even the most avid wrestling fans, especially considering that most of the roster now consists of boring indie jobbers who are unable to hold the attention of anybody except a certain niche of homosexual smark fans who view the current product as gay midget porn. Regular fans were just too burned out to get through 8 hours of wrestling. At least two nights with four hours of content each is manageable. I feel relieved.

I've not been watching Raw is War or Smackdown since those shows are now atrocious and are not what they used to be in the Attitude Era (back in the day Raw is War was totally epic!), but I've just taken a look at the Wrestlemania match card and wanted to talk about it here.

The match card doesn't look too bad.


On Night One, Austin Theory will defend the WWF US Championship against John Cena. This match should be okay. Both actually look like wrestlers and can go. Cena is a legend. Let's hope he's back on the juice and doesn't come dressed up in a skirt and high heels. Lol!

Then Seth "Freakin" Rollins will be going up against Logan Paul. Seth is a boring spot monkey indie darling idolized by the smarks and just flat-out sucks but at least the non-wrestler Logan understands wrestling psychology and can put on an entertaining match. I have hope for this one.

The third match is scheduled to be Trish Stratus, Lita and Cringy Linch vs. Damage CTRL. This one should be a fun jerkfest with the "puppies". Lol!

Then Brock Lesnar will face Omos. I don't even know why Brock is facing Omos. What the f**k happened to Lashley? But at any rate, Brock's a beast. Whenever I hear that Brock is wrestling, I tune in.

Bianca Belair will defend the WWF Raw Divas Championship against Asuka. I actually like Bianca. Asuka is awesome too. This match will be fire!

Uhhhh, then there's Charlotte Flair vs. Rhea Ripley. They'll be duking it out for the WWF Smackdown Transgender Championship. At least Charlotte makes an effort to look like a real woman with those big fake silicone titties. Rhea just looks like a total bulldyke dudoid. Lol!


It seems that Night Two will begin with Gunther vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntire for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Sorry but these three wrestlers are all boring as fcuk! This match will probably suck!

Edge vs. "The Demon" Finn Balor in a Hell in a Cell, wait, I mean "Heck in a Cell" match since the WWF product is PG. Edge is a legend but Finn Balor is a boring indie jobber without physique and who can't even wrestle and can only do kicks and stomps and just sucks on every level. Am I supposed to be scared by the "demon" character? What? Am I 12 years old?

Then there is Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodríguez vs. Natalya & Shotzi vs. Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler vs. Chelsea Green & Sonya Deville in a fatal four-way tag team match. This will probably be a boring botchfest, even though some of the girls in the match have nice titties.

Another fatal four-way tag team match will be Braun Strowman & Ricochet vs. The Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy vs. The Viking Raiders. This too will probably be another boring shitfest.

The Usos will defend the WWF Undisputed Tag Team Championships against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. I hope the baddass Samoans kick the indie jobbers' asses!

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio in a father vs. son match. Rey is a legend but Dominik sucks. He's not on his father's level. Rey will put his son over after a lackluster match.

Finally, Night Two will be headlined by Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes for the World Wrestling Federation Universal Championship. I'm actually looking forward to this match. Roman is the motherfcukin' man and Cody is not a bad contender. It's rumored that Cody will go over Roman and then Roman will leave the WWF for a while after Wrestlemania. I personally would like Roman to beat Cody and continue his baddass title reign! Roman is awesome!

What do you guys think about the Wrestlemania match card?

[WanderingProtagonist]

@WanderingProtagonist, it's Wrestlemania this weekend!

Even though the WWF product has been in the gutter for a long time now, I still always watch Wrestlemania as a sort of annual tradition. After all, Wrestlemania is the showcase of immortals and the WWF usually tries to up their game for this once-a-year extravaganza.

First of all, I'm pleased that the WWF has made Wrestlemania into a two-night event. In previous years the PPV had become an 8 hour event, way too long for even the most avid wrestling fans, especially considering that most of the roster now consists of boring indie jobbers who are unable to hold the attention of anybody except a certain niche of homosexual smark fans who view the current product as gay midget porn. Regular fans were just too burned out to get through 8 hours of wrestling. At least two nights with four hours of content each is manageable. I feel relieved.

I've not been watching Raw is War or Smackdown since those shows are now atrocious and are not what they used to be in the Attitude Era (back in the day Raw is War was totally epic!), but I've just taken a look at the Wrestlemania match card and wanted to talk about it here.

The match card doesn't look too bad.


On Night One, Austin Theory will defend the WWF US Championship against John Cena. This match should be okay. Both actually look like wrestlers and can go. Cena is a legend. Let's hope he's back on the juice and doesn't come dressed up in a skirt and high heels. Lol!

Then Seth "Freakin" Rollins will be going up against Logan Paul. Seth is a boring spot monkey indie darling idolized by the smarks and just flat-out sucks but at least the non-wrestler Logan understands wrestling psychology and can put on an entertaining match. I have hope for this one.

The third match is scheduled to be Trish Stratus, Lita and Cringy Linch vs. Damage CTRL. This one should be a fun jerkfest with the "puppies". Lol!

Then Brock Lesnar will face Omos. I don't even know why Brock is facing Omos. What the f**k happened to Lashley? But at any rate, Brock's a beast. Whenever I hear that Brock is wrestling, I tune in.

Bianca Belair will defend the WWF Raw Divas Championship against Asuka. I actually like Bianca. Asuka is awesome too. This match will be fire!

Uhhhh, then there's Charlotte Flair vs. Rhea Ripley. They'll be duking it out for the WWF Smackdown Transgender Championship. At least Charlotte makes an effort to look like a real woman with those big fake silicone titties. Rhea just looks like a total bulldyke dudoid. Lol!


It seems that Night Two will begin with Gunther vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntire for the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Sorry but these three wrestlers are all boring as fcuk! This match will probably suck!

Edge vs. "The Demon" Finn Balor in a Hell in a Cell, wait, I mean "Heck in a Cell" match since the WWF product is PG. Edge is a legend but Finn Balor is a boring indie jobber without physique and who can't even wrestle and can only do kicks and stomps and just sucks on every level. Am I supposed to be scared by the "demon" character? What? Am I 12 years old?

Then there is Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodríguez vs. Natalya & Shotzi vs. Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler vs. Chelsea Green & Sonya Deville in a fatal four-way tag team match. This will probably be a boring botchfest, even though some of the girls in the match have nice titties.

Another fatal four-way tag team match will be Braun Strowman & Ricochet vs. The Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy vs. The Viking Raiders. This too will probably be another boring shitfest.

The Usos will defend the WWF Undisputed Tag Team Championships against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. I hope the baddass Samoans kick the indie jobbers' asses!

Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio in a father vs. son match. Rey is a legend but Dominik sucks. He's not on his father's level. Rey will put his son over after a lackluster match.

Finally, Night Two will be headlined by Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes for the World Wrestling Federation Universal Championship. I'm actually looking forward to this match. Roman is the motherfcukin' man and Cody is not a bad contender. It's rumored that Cody will go over Roman and then Roman will leave the WWF for a while after Wrestlemania. I personally would like Roman to beat Cody and continue his baddass title reign! Roman is awesome!

What do you guys think about the Wrestlemania match card?

I honestly tried to watch it but all that make a wish
shit was so annoying I decided to opt out and not watch it this time. I can't stand when they have to show the kids and all that dumb activism shit they do. This is why I loved the attitude era they didn't do any of this, but now they have to exploit kids, and all this other asinine garbage just to make themselves look good to the whole world and I can't stand it. They are always showing off their activism crap and it just gets in the way even if I can fast forward over it, I just don't like being exposed to all their political "we're here to change the world" bullshit. America is so damn obsessed with shoving their politics in everyone's face, like they desperately want the entire planet to become just like them. It's brutally irritating.

Plus I'm sure Roman lost his title and so did the Usos. Reigns held it for a very long time, and if he beat Rhodes to maintain it then there isn't anyone else that can take it from him and people might start getting irritated with the long winded Bloodline story.
They really should have made Solo a champion by now as well instead of just having him not become one, then all of them could have had title belts. He's one of those wrestlers with potential but instead people on WWE forum do nothing but bitch about how "racist" WWE is because they won't make that boring lanky ass spiderman wannabe Montel Fortez or whatever the hell his name is a champion or that WWE never have enough black world champs when the only credible one they got is Bobby and Booker T when he was still around. They could of did something with that one guy that use to wear the predator mask with the long dreads, but now they got him doing that gay ass male model shit and when he was with Retribution the guy could wrestle as good as Kane and Undertaker but his gimmick was just terrible or it didnt' work very well. But the predator look was still better than the gay male model junk they got him doing now.

Aside from that I didn't watch it, I cant' stand Seth Rollins or his shitty as all f**k gay fashion sense....He dresses like a queer now compared to how he use to look when he was in the Shield. Now he just wears a lot of girly ass queer clothing and I don't understand why or who thought it was a good idea to have him come to the ring wearing stuff that would probably look better on his wife if she had it on... That one time he came out in these huge ass ugly red clown boots and I was like "wtf is this guy wearing????!!!" Just horrific sense of style. I also want to know why was Cena wearing a skirt and heels....Anyone ever find out why he was dressed like this?????

As for Dominque his gimmick is awful as hell and seems painfully forced. It's hard to even take him hating his dad seriously since you can tell that even though it's a gimmick, it's a failed one. As for the other matches I don't know how these will play out, I always skip women matches now but I don't always sit through all the male ones either. I find myself skipping a lot of this junk, I was going to watch the Usos match at least but if they are planning to have Reigns lose, then chances are those two are going to lose as well and I hate Kevin and Sammy both, so seeing these two maggots win the belts would only depress me. I do wish that Jey and Jimmy would go back to their other look though when they had long hair and was doing the Samoan war chants, I hate this whole thug life shit they are doing now and can't even stand it. Roman doesn't talk like he's from the American ghetto, and I'm sure Solo doesn't either, but Jey and Jimmy talking like stereotypical black dudes is just irritating as hell sometimes. It gets even more annoying every time they try to out ghetto Montel and that other black guy he's always with then you got four guys in the ring talking like dipshits "COME GET THIS SMOKE!" Just shut the f**k up you retarded lanky ass nerd.

They honestly don't have nearly as many good stars they use to anymore man...Bret Heart, Owens, Lex Luther, Warrior, Taker, Rock, Kane, etc the WWF had so much talent that it's hard to see how this business survived without being able to bring in more individuals like what they use to have. John Cena looks like he's aging already and worn out from all his time spent fuckin around in China being their bitch or whatever the hell they had him doing up there. Lord knows the man can't act worth for shit and makes a lot of garbage movies. I can't even take Dwayne Johnson in cinema seriously either. Seeing any of these wrestlers in movies is just horrific. Rock always had powerful mic skill but he's garbage at acting in actual movies. I wish I could tune into wrestling like I use to but the shows are just depressing now, they often try to bring back old stars but seeing them all aged is sad because they don't even come back to really do anything other than to put over shitty stars who suck anyway. Cena is going to lose just to make the Cena wannabe version of himself look good, I hate Austin Theory. Mostly all these matches are predictable so it's pointless to even watch any of it. Back in the day it was hard to tell who was going to win but now they make it so damn obvious who is going to win. and Rhea may look like a trans and what not, but I bet sex with her is wild as hell though.

[WanderingProtagonist]

Nope I was wrong, Reigns did win it but it's because his cousin got involved. A lot of people are mad about it though since they are tired of him being champion. But I guess the only one who can take it off him now is Randy Orton if he comes back.

[Lucas88]

Nope I was wrong, Reigns did win it but it's because his cousin got involved. A lot of people are mad about it though since they are tired of him being champion. But I guess the only one who can take it off him now is Randy Orton if he comes back.

Yep, Roman retained the title and the smarks are losing their shit on the internet because their indie darling Cody Rhodes lost. Lol!

I think that the WWE (yeah, I know that it's now called WWE; I was just being funny calling it WWF and talking about "Raw is War" and the "Divas" championship, LMAO!) will drag out this feud longer since Sikoa involved himself in the match and assisted Roman in his win. Maybe they'll have Roman drop the title to Cody at Summerslam.

Hey, I got a few predictions wrong too!

I thought that the triple threat match of Gunther vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntire for the Intercontinental Championship was going to be boring but the in-ring work was actually quite good and the match was sufficiently entertaining for a Wrestlemania mid-card match. It's clear that they're building Gunther up to be a future main eventer.

I also thought that the Rey vs. Dominik match would suck too but the father-son duo put on a good match with family drama and decent in-ring work. Rey's wife is a hot mami. His daughter Aaliyah is too. And Rey won! I honestly thought that he would put his son over. But the petulant son was put in his place by his legendary dad.

As for John Cena, he was dressed in a skirt and high heels for a new movie that he was acting in. He's obviously just following a movie script but I can't believe that a macho man like Cena would go along with it.

[WanderingProtagonist]

Nope I was wrong, Reigns did win it but it's because his cousin got involved. A lot of people are mad about it though since they are tired of him being champion. But I guess the only one who can take it off him now is Randy Orton if he comes back.

Yep, Roman retained the title and the smarks are losing their shit on the internet because their indie darling Cody Rhodes lost. Lol!

I think that the WWE (yeah, I know that it's now called WWE; I was just being funny calling it WWF and talking about "Raw is War" and the "Divas" championship, LMAO!) will drag out this feud longer since Sikoa involved himself in the match and assisted Roman in his win. Maybe they'll have Roman drop the title to Cody at Summerslam.

Hey, I got a few predictions wrong too!

I thought that the triple threat match of Gunther vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntire for the Intercontinental Championship was going to be boring but the in-ring work was actually quite good and the match was sufficiently entertaining for a Wrestlemania mid-card match. It's clear that they're building Gunther up to be a future main eventer.

I also thought that the Rey vs. Dominik match would suck too but the father-son duo put on a good match with family drama and decent in-ring work. Rey's wife is a hot mami. His daughter Aaliyah is too. And Rey won! I honestly thought that he would put his son over. But the petulant son was put in his place by his legendary dad.

As for John Cena, he was dressed in a skirt and high heels for a new movie that he was acting in. He's obviously just following a movie script but I can't believe that a macho man like Cena would go along with it.

See that's just the thing about movies though...They do this with a lot of men who are suppose to be all masculine. You probably dont' even know it but Wesley Snipes already did this, he played in a movie about homosexuality and transdengerism I think way back in the 1990s called Foo Foo Thank You for Everything. And they were basically promoting the stuff just like they do today. There are a lot of men that Hollywood is pimping the f**k out in drag, they even got Dwayne to do it in that Tooth Fairy movie. A lot of this stuff was a major eye opener, taught me that being fit, and in good shape doesn't make men masculine what so ever, it's all a front. Once these guys go into the movies or music industry the Jews turn every last one of them into a BITCH, real quick. All they have to do is offer up a large sum of money, make major guarantees and they can whore out anybody. I use to honestly think guys like The Rock couldn't be pimped out like that, but then I realized they even got Arnold to pretend he could be pregnant.

As for Gunther, he would honestly suck ass as a World Champion lol, his promo cuts are terrible. You might as well make Omos champion if you're going to make Gunter a champion. I find it strange he was able to beat Drew and Sheamus since both of those guys if they were fighting for real I believe either one of them could actually take Gunter in a real fight. So him winning with both of those guys in the ring just didn't seem believable to me. They should have already made Solo a champion by now though. I keep getting this strange feeling that the Bloodline is going to backstab Reigns, and it doesn't feel realistic or believable. Samoans are tight as hell and betraying each other is something they would never to rarely ever do. Especially among family members. I do know that they have a history of fighting each other physically, but the whole backstab your family would be a terrible thing to do just to split them apart. They made the Usos lose the belts and it's like I feel they did that just to get Reigns to yell at them and piss them off so they leave. Solo already looks at him like "Man I don't want to be your f***ing bodyguard, I'm sick of being used." So that alone just give me these betrayal feelings.