New song "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor

[jagulep]

Here are the lyrics to Meghan's new song (she did that cool "All About That Base" song):

"Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and making apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right"

Happy marriage to her...

[Hero]

Un-freakin'-believable. In her first song, she admits that she's fat and doesn't even care; in the next song, she makes a bunch of demands on her husband. A depressing sign of the times.

[Ghost]

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[droid]

Un-freakin'-believable. In her first song, she admits that she's fat and doesn't even care; in the next song, she makes a bunch of demands on her husband. A depressing sign of the times.

Exactly right un-freakin' believable. They can go f** themselves

[Teal Lantern]

Un-freakin'-believable. In her first song, she admits that she's fat and doesn't even care; in the next song, she makes a bunch of demands on her husband. A depressing sign of the times.

Wait until the body finishes catching up with the face.

[pandabear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLsk_ltENM