He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

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Tsar
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He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

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I am writing a parody of this song...

Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked It)"



(It's sexy when two girls kiss but NOT two guys)

Here's my parody about @Voyager1
(because he likes to write offensive or passive aggressive offensive parodies about me)

He Kissed a Boy (and Liked It)

This was never what Voyager1 planned
Not his intention
He got so brave, a steak in hand
Lost his discretion
It's not what he's used to
He just wants to try a Chico
Curious for the other field
The Chico with "man meat" caught his attention
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Doesn't even know the Chico's name
It doesn't matter
He's his experimental game
Just a faggot's nature
It's not what good men do
Not how they should behave
Voyager1's head gets so confused
Hard to obey
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Them faggots, they are so gay
Hairy skin, boyish lips, so effeminate
Hard to resist if you're a fag
Too good to deny for faggots
Ain't no big deal, if you're a Sodomite
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
I'm a visionary and a philosopher king 👑
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Re: He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

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No one wants to read your bile.
If you want a GFE, get a real girlfriend

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Tsar
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Re: He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

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Voyager1 wrote:
January 12th, 2022, 10:31 am
No one wants to read your bile.
Go back to kissing your Chico (boy) at some no-star Brazilian Steakhouse that serves an all you can eat "man meat" "bottom" buffet! LOL :lol:
I'm a visionary and a philosopher king 👑
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Re: He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

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Tsar wrote:
January 12th, 2022, 11:52 am
Voyager1 wrote:
January 12th, 2022, 10:31 am
No one wants to read your bile.
Go back to kissing your Chico (boy) at some no-star Brazilian Steakhouse that serves an all you can eat "man meat" "bottom" buffet! LOL :lol:
You really seem to enjoy writing about men being gay. All that time being lonely and talking to nothing but other lonely men awaken something inside you?
Tsar
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Re: He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It

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HouseMD wrote:
January 16th, 2022, 2:40 pm
Tsar wrote:
January 12th, 2022, 11:52 am
Voyager1 wrote:
January 12th, 2022, 10:31 am
No one wants to read your bile.
Go back to kissing your Chico (boy) at some no-star Brazilian Steakhouse that serves an all you can eat "man meat" "bottom" buffet! LOL :lol:
You really seem to enjoy writing about men being gay. All that time being lonely and talking to nothing but other lonely men awaken something inside you?
Dr. Shekel and Hide is trying to provoke a response but I won't acknowledge that fag's remarks!
I'm a visionary and a philosopher king 👑
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