Countries with the Curviest Women in the World (and Tallest)

[WilliamSmith]

Touché on your points about violent crime statistics lol I guess that kind of thing doesn't scare me. Think about it like this you could be in an area with high crime rates and get left alone or be in an area with low crime rates and be unlucky enough to have some cunt with a blade corner you in a dark alley somewhere. I've always been around rough areas and never been phased by the thought of getting my ass kicked by some thug wannabes as Henry Hill says in the movie Goodfellas: "Way i saw it, everyone takes a beating sometimes."

@Pixel--Dude
Cool man, just wanted to warn you on the off chance you didn't know, but definitely wasn't trying to be a negatoilet spreading doom and gloom! You sound plenty tough. I hope you enjoy living there if that's what you decide to do (or at least travelling there, if you two don't want to actually move there fulltime).

I am not afraid of taking a beating either, though (brace yourself for a typical American complaint) it is a pain in the ass that it's so difficult to legally purchase firearms there, especially since all the criminals can get guns relatively easily.

As for the Jamaican stance on homosexuality. Definitely not a location I would recommend to our resident homosexual @Mr. Mistoffelees. I've heard in Jamaica that they throw rocks and stones at homosexuals and the police join in with the discrimination so Jamaica definitely isn't a safe area for homosexuals at all.

That is for sure!
I'm concerned there's going to be a softening up due to international pressure and their politicians wanting to get ZOG $$$'s in exchange for promoting "LGBTQ rights," but last I knew "buggery" was still fully illegal there (as it should be) and the entrenched homophobia amongst the people is undoubtedly solid there compared with pits of sodomite depravity and homophilia like parts of the jewnited states, or your own UK where the police won't arrest foreign rapists and human traffickers for fear of being accused of being un-PC, but spent huge sums of euros to equip the police with rainbow colored shoelaces to celebrate sodomy.

In addition to the various cases of mobs of Jamaicans angrily chasing down homosexual men and laying a beating on them or attacking them with rocks, machetes, etc, I read that at one point in the early 2000's the Jamaicans slaughtered the leading gay rights activist Brian Williamson with over 70 machete blows, after which a crowd gathered and celebrated over the corpse, while the police downplayed is as motivated by robbery.
And also that some guy called Lenford Harvey who was running "AIDS Support for Life" there also got gunned down on the eve of "World AIDS Day." Interesting timing!

[WilliamSmith]

I don't know which area we plan on visiting just yet. But probably somewhere on the quieter side as busy areas only piss me off. I want to experience some of the culture without being bombarded by too many tourists or gangsters lol

@Pixel--Dude
That sounds awesome if you have a friend there who already owns a farm somewhere in the rural parishes!

If you want to avoid gangsters then it's probably best to be wary of Kingston in particular, possibly also Montego Bay. Beautiful Ochos Rios also has periodic massive deluges of tourists off those humongous cruise ships.... but damn, I must say the sheer size of those turkeys impresses me though, LOL! ("Those turkeys" meaning the giant cruise ships of course, not the tourists. )
I did not want to go to Negril because of all the rumors about all the sexually perverted sexpats that are out there in those "Hedonism" resorts, but otherwise I'd have wanted to check out the cool cliffs and caves and tropical reefs I heard were there... on the other hand, east of there lies the "Great Morass" which is full of humongous crocodiles, ROFLMAO! That'd be fun to nab a jewish sex tourist out one of those "Hedonism" places and go toss them to the crocs, LOL.

I like Port Antonio and Dragon Bay. I think I recently posted a pic of the Erroll Flynn Marina. Errol Flynn used to live in Jamaica before he drank and womanized himself into an early grave (I think even earlier than I'm currently doing, if I remember correctly).

Also the Blue Mountains and Cockpit Country, check them out! And Fern Gully...

They say much of Cockpit Country is still mysterious and full of deep unexplored caverns. I wonder if there's any reptilian humanoids down in there or anything like that...

Umm, anyway, I'm drunk again, so here's another something back on topic of a smoking hot girl sitting in a tree on the beach:

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

As for the Jamaican stance on homosexuality. Definitely not a location I would recommend to our resident homosexual @Mr. Mistoffelees. I've heard in Jamaica that they throw rocks and stones at homosexuals and the police join in with the discrimination so Jamaica definitely isn't a safe area for homosexuals at all.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me ⊙﹏⊙