Why is my longest relationship in Canada and I'm American??

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

I am American with Brazilian heritage, but perceived to be Black by the U.S. of Gay among other English-speaking civilizations due to myopic-IQ-based brainwashing by TPTB.
Why is it that my longest relationship in my life was with a Canadian women (i.e. 3 1/2 years) whilst the longest relationship
I had with an American woman was 90 days (like a returned-value product warranty or something)?

I never could date a Chinese women in the U.S. of Gay yet I dated one for a year in Canada!!!

I have been having a plethora of one-time/one-night stands with U.S. women.

I have been called "too light" or "not dark enough" or "not Black enough" by brother-loving non-Black and brother-loving Black women.

I realize that "One Night" by After 7 was a great, unreleased song, but why is that seemingly interpolated into my life??

This rant is seemingly a la mode of Mr. Darcy, but I'm pretty serious here. I would like your guys' answers.

[SilverEnergy]

Men of color in general are liked a whole lot more in Canada than in America because of the exotic factor.

Men of color who aren't very wealthy tend to do very well in every western country except for America.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Men of color in general are liked a whole lot more in Canada than in America because of the exotic factor.

Men of color who aren't very wealthy tend to do very well in every western country except for America.

Yeap. +∞

[Taco]

Men of color in general are liked a whole lot more in Canada than in America because of the exotic factor.

Men of color who aren't very wealthy tend to do very well in every western country except for America.

Yeap. +∞

This is very true. I worked with a guy in Canada that looked like 50 cent and he had at least one white girlfriend. European women love black guys too.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Men of color in general are liked a whole lot more in Canada than in America because of the exotic factor.

Men of color who aren't very wealthy tend to do very well in every western country except for America.

Yeap. +∞

This is very true. I worked with a guy in Canada that looked like 50 cent and he had at least one white girlfriend. European women love black guys too.

The thing is I don't remotely even look like 50 Cent.

[Taco]

Men of color in general are liked a whole lot more in Canada than in America because of the exotic factor.

Men of color who aren't very wealthy tend to do very well in every western country except for America.

Yeap. +∞

This is very true. I worked with a guy in Canada that looked like 50 cent and he had at least one white girlfriend. European women love black guys too.

The thing is I don't remotely even look like 50 Cent.

It doesn't matter, as long as your tall and black you'll do ok in Canada. Also, if you wear a hockey jersey with lots of gold chains you'll be beating them off you with a stick, they'll think your a famous rapper.