Ghost wrote:
Aww, isn't that just so cute? Anatroll thinks he's threatening. Adorable! Absolutely adorable!
Anatroll likes the masculine, line-backer built, meat n' potatoes Kansan women methinks. That must be why he stays there. I'm just imagining it now:
Anatroll: "Hello, I am the true Spaniard...of Kansas!"
Kansan: "What? What does that mean? Do you speak Spanish?"
Anatroll: "SILENCE! A true Spaniard does not speak Spanish!"
Kansan: "But-"
Anatroll: "Behold my pretty colors in the words that I speak!"
Kansan: "Huh? Buddy, are you OK? I think..."
Anatroll: "PRETTY COLORS!!! BOW DOWN TO MY PRETTY COLORS!!!"
Kansan: *takes a few steps back, takes shotgun out of truck*
Anatroll: "WITH THE BLADE OF ANATOL I SHALL SMITE THY COLORLESS WORDS!!! AND THEN I SHALL ASTOUND YOU WITH MY VAST KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THE COUNTRIES I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO!!!"
Kansan: *raises shotgun, splatters Anatroll all over the asphault*
[The Kansan sighs, and steps over the remains. In a surprise twist, Anatol's blood is rainbow colored!]
