No p***y inbound
And my ma is a bitch
We had a fight today over the phone
I was drinking vodka and coke in my hot tub and my ma called my phone.
She phoned up getting all histerical because shes been to church and now shes an agent of the lord

She started ranting about how my lifestyle is evil and how Im on the road to perdition
My own ma
She used to be cool back in the day and take me out on the town with her like we were friends
I drank alcopops and shots of vodka and watched my ma dance in her skimpy dress on the dance floor
Sometimes my hot cousin would come along with her fake tiddies (double d, get it???

Honestly I would f**k my cousin
And im not even a hillbilly


Since the death of a family member during covid 19 my ma has been brainwashed by the bible basher cult of christianity
They brainwashed her and used her pain as a weapon to flood her mind with all this BS
Ever since then my relationship with her has been strained to say the least
She constantly preaches about how my lifestyle is evil
And how I will go to hell if I dont repent and join the lord....
Someone I respected as a free minded and strong woman has tragically joined the flock

How can I bring my ma back to the real world
A world of science
A world absent of sky fairies and imaginary friends (and enemys too)