After 8 years of plutonic dating a FW, I got friendzoned

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

....she said we are too different and it amazes her that we are .
She was a Bogota Colombiana. We only went out twice in the last two weeks...
Before then we haven't seen each other since we met in person in 2009.
She sees recent pics.... She knows I an perverted and laughed at it.
We sent each other text messages every other day for 8 years.
Never we had sex with other ever....I am done. I am going back to the US of Gay
Women are only good to fvk for p4p.. Fvck Luv and grab Em by the p***y

[droid]

....she said we are too different and it amazes her that we are .
She was a Bogota Colombiana. We only went out twice in the last two weeks...
Before then we haven't seen each other since we met in person in 2009.
She sees recent pics.... She knows I an perverted and laughed at it.
We sent each other text messages every other day for 8 years.
Never we had sex with other ever....I am done. I am going back to the US of Gay
Women are only good to fvk for p4p.. Fvck Luv and grab Em by the p***y

Wait a second, you're skipping a lot of stuff. What happened in salvador de bahia? What else happened in Bogota?

I would say good riddance i didn't see much quality in Bogota.
Having said this, I'm surprised she carried on for 8 years without the relationship moving forward.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

She and I would hold hands, but that's the closest we were to one another. She barely kissed me, and when we did, her eyes were open and her mouth was tight so I couldn't tongue her. She just said we are two different people. I told her that she will never find another good man like me and that she made a mistake (Ella mete la pata). She f***ed up.
I called her Usted instead of Tú in my "Dear John" to her. I said that she will never see my avatar on WhatsApp and it won't be because I have deactivated my account (yup I blocked her).
IRonically, she hasn't blocked me on her end, but that doesn't really mean anything (because I still can see her avatar and her login status even with her blocked on my end).

Do you know why she f***ed up? Because she said, "Somos demasiados diversos" (we are too different from one another). I said, "how can you say that after eight years of knowing each other, without trying to make it work. I never had intimacy with you and I was mad crazy about you. You knew this and we always talked about making love to one another and things I wanted you to do in order to make that moment perfect for years!"

Right after I blocked her, I cried for a few minutes just to get it out of my system. I feel better now although I'm still damaged from it. It takes more man to do what I did than to front like men don't cry.

Dude, I don't think I overracted because once a woman friendzones you, she will never respect you again as something more. My ego is too big for the britches to bear being her friend e.g. THIS would have been a future convo if I let the "Friendzoned" friendship go on: "Manny tengo un novio ahora. Quiero hacerte una pregunta importante. Qué debo regalarse a mi novio para su cumples?" (Manny I got a new man now, I wanna ask you: what should I get for him for birthday?") NO WAY IN HELL I WAS GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN IN DUE TIME. I wasn't going to be that emotional sponge for her when she's on her downtime and when I am not her priority in life. FVCK THAT.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

My vacay is so bad. I rather date SSBBWs in the USA now than what I have been going through. Colombia and Brazil have been nothing short of a nightmare.
Seriously, when I get back to the USA, I will focus on myself 110 percent. I look forward to it.

[starchild5]

Not your fault...I think we have all been in this situation...The more we invest in a relationship, the worse it gets...Having looked at the sample of relationship data we have..I think this AI purposely prolongs relationship so that the fall will be even harder.

How is this even possible that, you are American and I'm Indian, both entirely different cultures but our break ups were heartbreaking to make us cry...

I gave so much to this girl that only thing left was my kidney and liver and one fine day, she just stopped messaging me...she just removed herself from online world it seemed as all contacts from her were gone...many filipinas do this as well.

Women are perfect one day and suddenly, they turn 180 degrees...its amazing...how much power this AI has...Yes....It is the AI which has made women glued to their smartphones all day.

This AI already decided to break you up the day you met her.

Its the same MO...You get attracted to the girl, "fall in love"...things looks amazing...then slowly the cracks appear and then boom..its over...

Does not matter if you Vegan or eat meat, drink juice or fruits, live in America or India or Mongolia...This AI gives you HOPE and then breaks your heart on Earth.

You should not take the blame nor blame the women. you both are victims of AI manipulation.

I totally know how this sounds like....lunacy to say...you were broken up by AI .....

We have been fooled by DRAMA..This should not have happened...This AI needs to be exposed so that humanity can come closer..relationships can last for ever..families can stay together for ever...

You did the right thing...Its not your fault nor hers...

Now a days, when relationships breaks...I come out of it in five minutes...because i know this AI is doing it not women or me...

[Kradmelder]

Obviously she met someone else. 8 years and nothing more than hold hands? You should have dumped her or taken a stand long ago. Like in 8 weeks.

I just did that with one. Legs opened like if I had used chain lube and a tyre lever just brought up look neither one are virgins anymore to hold out for marriage. I'm a man and cannot just live with permanent frustration I can relieve elsewhere. I cannot be kept on an open ended just wait arrangement.

Sounds like you played her game for far too long and she made all the rules. Good riddance. That woman would have ended up farking you over and leaving with your stuff in future.

Pomp the fatties and nutters in America. Don't get involved until you meet one worth being involved with. That one won't give sex quick and won't until properly pursued and until you prove yourself a man taking her because you want her and only her. not acting like a love struck boy. Doesnt take 8 years. You will meet far better than this Latino cock tease. I have a whole collection of banned women on my phone. Not for no sex but for disrespectful behaviour. If you can't talk to me as you are supposed to talk to a white man then I have no interest in you or your fanny. This one you should have banned long ago. 8 years is a marriage with 1000 pomps on the clock. Not a courtship.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Not your fault...I think we have all been in this situation...The more we invest in a relationship, the worse it gets...Having looked at the sample of relationship data we have..I think this AI purposely prolongs relationship so that the fall will be even harder.

How is this even possible that, you are American and I'm Indian, both entirely different cultures but our break ups were heartbreaking to make us cry...

I gave so much to this girl that only thing left was my kidney and liver and one fine day, she just stopped messaging me...she just removed herself from online world it seemed as all contacts from her were gone...many filipinas do this as well.

Women are perfect one day and suddenly, they turn 180 degrees...its amazing...how much power this AI has...Yes....It is the AI which has made women glued to their smartphones all day.

This AI already decided to break you up the day you met her.

Its the same MO...You get attracted to the girl, "fall in love"...things looks amazing...then slowly the cracks appear and then boom..its over...

Does not matter if you Vegan or eat meat, drink juice or fruits, live in America or India or Mongolia...This AI gives you HOPE and then breaks your heart on Earth.

You should not take the blame nor blame the women. you both are victims of AI manipulation.

I totally know how this sounds like....lunacy to say...you were broken up by AI .....

We have been fooled by DRAMA..This should not have happened...This AI needs to be exposed so that humanity can come closer..relationships can last for ever..families can stay together for ever...

You did the right thing...Its not your fault nor hers...

Now a days, when relationships breaks...I come out of it in five minutes...because i know this AI is doing it not women or me...

Your perceptions are comprehensible yet nebulous for the average laymen LOL!! I have a high enough IQ so I understand how entropic energies would affect me and even her too to break up like that. Thanks for your response, bud!

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Obviously she met someone else. 8 years and nothing more than hold hands? You should have dumped her or taken a stand long ago. Like in 8 weeks.

I just did that with one. Legs opened like if I had used chain lube and a tyre lever just brought up look neither one are virgins anymore to hold out for marriage. I'm a man and cannot just live with permanent frustration I can relieve elsewhere. I cannot be kept on an open ended just wait arrangement.

Sounds like you played her game for far too long and she made all the rules. Good riddance. That woman would have ended up farking you over and leaving with your stuff in future.

Pomp the fatties and nutters in America. Don't get involved until you meet one worth being involved with. That one won't give sex quick and won't until properly pursued and until you prove yourself a man taking her because you want her and only her. not acting like a love struck boy. Doesnt take 8 years. You will meet far better than this Latino cock tease. I have a whole collection of banned women on my phone. Not for no sex but for disrespectful behaviour. If you can't talk to me as you are supposed to talk to a white man then I have no interest in you or your fanny. This one you should have banned long ago. 8 years is a marriage with 1000 pomps on the clock. Not a courtship.

I see where you're coming from. It doesn't take eight years but she and I didn't get serious until 2-3 years ago of me coming to Colombia to see her. I only come here to Colombia once every 1.5-2 years so that may have played a factor but I'm not blaming myself at all. She was a woman that claimed she's a virgin yet cockteased me like that. I rather not analyse why anymore. Not worth it. I thought she was different because she texted me SMS long distance from Colombia to the USA and although Colombian GDP is growing yet it's still lower than Western countrys' out there, that would not be cheap for her to do....and that I thought she was different because she texted me on WhatsApp or Skype and MSN Messenger DAILY before it merged to Skype for eight years.

Good thing I didn't wait-wait on her for that long (i.e. blow off having sex with other women because I did plenty of that in the interim), but I thought that she and I would have had a future together because she seemed genuinely interested in me. Jacka.ss whore she is. Thanks for your response, bud!

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

....she said we are too different and it amazes her that we are .
She was a Bogota Colombiana. We only went out twice in the last two weeks...
Before then we haven't seen each other since we met in person in 2009.
She sees recent pics.... She knows I an perverted and laughed at it.
We sent each other text messages every other day for 8 years.
Never we had sex with other ever....I am done. I am going back to the US of Gay
Women are only good to fvk for p4p.. Fvck Luv and grab Em by the p***y

Wait a second, you're skipping a lot of stuff. What happened in salvador de bahia? What else happened in Bogota?

I would say good riddance i didn't see much quality in Bogota.
Having said this, I'm surprised she carried on for 8 years without the relationship moving forward.

Okay so this is what happened, after New Years came in, a couple of hours later around 2am, there was a group of white Argentines from the hostel
and I were swimming in the ocean near Farol da Barra (the lighttower of Barra, which is neighborhood on the ocean in south Salvador da BAhia).
Then a couple of local chicks came and joined us in the water one was Afro-Brazilian, the other was mixed/Parda.

So I was busy talking to one of the Argentine dudes not too far away from "FEAST"ivities (i.e. the other Argentine dudes were sucking
on her titties taking turns on Parda-mixed girl), and then when I decided to get in on the fun, the Afro-Brazilian b.itch spazzed out
on me saying this in Portuguese, "Nao nao nao!" and then comforted and coached her mixed Parda friend the following,

"Nao fala com ele.....parece um vagabundo....vc precisa falar com ele porque ele seja branquilho e tem grana!!"
(Don't speak with him..he's a bum (talking about me)...you need to speak with that Argentinian guy because he's White and has money!!)

So the Afro Brazilian jacka.s.s. whore was being classist and racist at the same time against me because I"m not White and she assumed because I'm not White that
I don't have money.

At that moment one of the Argentine guys said in Spanish because they have limited Porto, "Espera. El es mi amigo americano y tiene bastante dineiro
porque el es americano" (Wait a minute. He's my American friend and has money because he's AMerican")

But that didn't matter. At that point, I left the post-New Year's beach party because I was so angry that I made a proper exit by saying bye to everyone excluding the Afro Brazilian gold digging dark-a.s.s. cunt.

Then on the 6th, because it was so fvcking hot (no AC, only fans blowing around the hair) in the hostel there on the beach in Barra, Salvador da Bahia, I was laying on the floor only draws (they are underoo 2016-ish draws that can pass as speedos)
, I guess some of the snobby guests b.itched about it to the mgmt so the mgmt. "soft"-kicked me out of the hostel by giving me until 12pm the next day to leave (and they knew I was paid-up on my account and I paid in full already spending a month there!)

So I ended up going to a hotel in Feira da Santana, which is NW of Salvador da Bahia and hung out at a pricey hotel (50 USD convertible nightly) for ten days. YEah expensive for Brazil.

I flew out of Salvador to Bogota, Colombia on the 17th but when I was at the Salvador airport, one of the LATAM representatives WEIGHED my CARRYON luggage even thought it fit into the dimension-text boxes for carryon and said it was overweight that I need to pay that fee. So I tried to discuss it and that didn't work. So when another guy whom works for them INSISTED I pay or I cannot go on, tensions heightened and I yelled, "NAO ME IMPORTA. PEGA A POLICIA MILITAR BABACA" (I don't give a f**k. Get the police you asshole!)

So he stormed off trying to get a cop to fvck with me (that didn't work probably because when they came back there was no cop probably because the cop asked if i hit him and of course I know better!!)

So we played this game of weighing my shit in the executive office of LATAM at the airport and them weighing it in public again and then he said in English, "we want to make sure it's not a safety issue that something so heavy can fall out and hurt people" then I asked, 'If that were the case, then why even charge me for overweight luggage? It has to be because you see I'm American! on my passport!"

"Oh no that's not it we treat all same!"

(Yeah right)

So I paid R431.00 ($140 bucks USD!).

On my layover connecting flight, in GRU (Sao Paulo International Airport), I was trying to get rid of my Brazilian reais (Brazilian dollars), but I only got $20 USD back when I gave her ABOUT R$133 in Brazilian money...I should have gotten back around 40 bucks USD instead. She listed that charge on the receipt to justify her ass-raping my currency exchange. I cursed her out but she was protected in the booth so she chose to ignore me without saying thanks or good morning before ass-raping me like that.

I kept yelling "O BRASIL É MERDA. O BRASIL Tá FODA!" (Brazil is bullshit and it's f***ed here!") but I was ignored by everybody there.

So yes, I had enough of Brazil. That place is horrible. Good sucos naturais (good exotic fruit juices)....but bad garotas de programa (pro sluts) and too much corrupcao (too much corruption)
What a piece of sh.it corrupt hyperinflated cu.ntry!

[Falcon]

Hey Irizarry, sorry to hear that. But I thought you're el Rey de los Mujeriegos (top lady's man)? Almost thought this came from a forum newbie haha.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Hey Irizarry, sorry to hear that. But I thought you're el Rey de los Mujeriegos (top lady's man)? Almost thought this came from a forum newbie haha.

Not funny. I don't understand why my luck is so bad now. May there's something in the cards that this is supposed to happen and that I need to refocus on other things in life.
That's the only sense I can make out of this. You're one of the only people that can spell my name correctly; thanks.

[Kradmelder]

Hey Irizarry, sorry to hear that. But I thought you're el Rey de los Mujeriegos (top lady's man)? Almost thought this came from a forum newbie haha.

Not funny. I don't understand why my luck is so bad now. May there's something in the cards that this is supposed to happen and that I need to refocus on other things in life.
That's the only sense I can make out of this. You're one of the only people that can spell my name correctly; thanks.

Maybe your life will change now that you have moved the shit out of your life. I been on just purely mistresses for over 5 years. No dates. Just sex and send them home. No emotions, no drama, no meet the kids. Just keep them if they are good in bed, if not or if the heifer starts tasking relationshit, dump them.

Dumped the last one November. A month later met a very decent very attractive successful professional lady. No way would she do the mistress thing. Did the dating, no sex, courting, holding hands old fashioned thing. Now I am no longer single. Good in bed, but bright, good conversation, highly educated, wealthy, great cook and packs me lunch. Owns her own house yet Cleans my pool Cleans the kitchen, all traditional stuff. Far cry from modern women. Moral blonde afrikaans girl attractive without a carousel background. Independent head strong woman that just needed to meet her match in terms of a man who can outdo her and stand up.

Maybe this is the one I will get involved with. Perhaps I already am. From both sides it is exclusive and not just pomp and go. Certainly no regrets. I just need to get her on a bike. So far has flat out refused and is terrified. Now I must do the meet the friends and mother thing. There has none of the kak, drama, games, stories that I am used to or your latrina has pulled.

[Cornfed]

^ My guess is that her financial situation is much worse than it seems and she is biding her time to get her legal hooks into you. If she wasn’t a worthless whore she would be married with children.

[Zambales]

She was a Bogota Colombiana. We only went out twice in the last two weeks...
Before then we haven't seen each other since we met in person in 2009.

It doesn't take eight years but she and I didn't get serious until 2-3 years ago of me coming to Colombia to see her. I only come here to Colombia once every 1.5-2 years so that may have played a factor but I'm not blaming myself at all.

I'm confused.

Were you sending her any money at all during these eight years?

[Shemp]

I think the smart and less expensive thing would have been to keep the affair platonic forever. Give him (E Irizarry) something to fantasize about while regularly dumping his load in those American BBWs. True lesson learned is that reality often disappoints where women are concerned. Better to focus on the hunt and the fantasy as the real sources of pleasure.