Country clubs or "honky-tonks" are loneliest nightclubs.

[traveller]

And as I just noticed, they are apparently popping up all over Southwest Florida. Basically, country line dancing is spreading across the whole of Southwest Florida like a roaring California wildfire fanned by the full blast of Santa Ana winds. In other words, mainstream nightclub music and slow dancing is quickly going totally extinct as line dancing takes over.

I personally would have expected that the majority of America's country nightclubs or "honky-tonks" would be confined to the middle of the country, especially states like Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, and maybe even northern and central Texas. But as it appears, they are practically spread evenly across the entire USA and getting denser by the year.

I am totally not a line dancer at all. Not only am I horrible at line dancing, but I don't like the fact that line dancing also involves everyone having their own rigid and invisible 10-15 foot diameter personal bubble on the dance floor.

To make matters worse, there appears to be a travelling DJ behind this all, whose mission is an entire nation of "honky-tonks," line dancing only at all American nightlife venues from Atlantic to Pacific, and from the Canadian border to the Mexican border, and a country with the nightlife nickname of "United States of Line Dancing." Many times, I even think another objective he has is even to criminalize mainstream nightclub music nationwide, even making it a Federal capital felony for people on the dance floor to be within less than even 8 feet of each other, and even make it Federal law that men and women are to go to separate nightclubs, and that any man who tries to enter a women's nightclub and any woman who tries to enter a men's nightclub is taken down with lethal force by SWAT teams and military police patrolling the club's premises.