Post Your HappierAbroad Rap/Rhyme!

[All_That_Is_Man]

Here's a blues-y rock n roll tune in the style of BB King.

Big chrome wheels and a bull red shell
Roomy inside with the new car smell
Driving down the avenue, going my own way
Ignoring all the western bitches every day

My Cadillac is neat, and it's sleek, and so fine
Ain't married to a bitch so this ride is all mine
I look out my window and what do I see
A dike couple pushing their Saab because it's on E

I just laugh out loud and I drive on by
I honk loudly at those bitches with my middle finger up high
I continue my cruisin' feeling strong, feeling swell
I floor my Caddy into turbo like a bat outta hell

[Falcon]

I really cracked up at this.

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