So, I wrote a funny poem as a joke about someone on the forum getting a Penis Butler. It's now been a few days and I decided to add this poem to start a Penis Butler poetry thread. All poems need to be related to penises being served by a butler.
A Butler served Skelebob
Serving his big erect nob
Giving it a wash or a hand
Tasting liquid to see if it's bland
He might dress it in a condom
Like a homosexual in Sodom
Maybe procure a big dong toy
Because Skelebob is a pervy boy
To get slim, he joined a gym
Got turned on by a Twink named Tim
After going in a sausage fest locker room
In prison, his fear was sodomy by broom
His secret desire is getting it up his butt
Unlike Shemp, not from dick of a mutt
He recently hired a man, Dick Sutler
I think that's his new Penis Butler
Also, try saying the original funny tongue twister that I created for the title a few times as fast as you can!
You'll probably need several tries to get use to it.