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E_Irizarry
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MORON (Although this is two years ago news! and it's so bad!

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http://www.livedash.com/transcript/i_%2 ... 10/492828/

This American former fugitive Robert Spencer, White dude from Jacksonville, Florida, shot and killed a White chick when a drug deal had gone bad. So he got the hell out of dodge and went to Mexico and lived in a nice coastal city with some other American White gringos he had met down there.

So while he was hanging out with his friends, from out of town, I think she was from Florida too, was a White cougar woman whom was talking to him and after awhile, they began to become very well acquainted.

So she became suspicious that he had a dark history that he was not telling her so she got a gut feeling the he committed a crime and after she left, she did research on him on the INternet to find his face as one of Florida's and America's Most Wanted. She spent all night wondering if she should rat him out and keep it to himself. Guess what she did?

So she came back to the Mexican city that he was living in and cursed him out that he was wrong for killing the woman and he denied the whole time that he did not do it.

Dude could have fuckin' killed her on the spot. WTF was she thinking? She had big balls to do that.

And here's where her balls became the almightest: she actually went to take pictures with her phone after she told him that she found out that he was a murderer!!!

Still alive to this day, she left and an hour later, Mexican SWAT team bum-rushed his abode cuffing him.

HERE'S WHERE THE INSULT TO INJURY COMES IN:

1) She's a fool for admitting to his face of the heinous crime that he did!
2) She boldly had taken pictures of him on the cellphone after admitting that
3) Mexican Federal Police taken him down yet Mexican police have their hands full of criminals running around Mexico that they CHOOSE NOT TO GO AFTER yet because the US Gov't paid those MX Fed's, they went after Robert "Dickhead" Spencer.

4) Why the f**k did he date an American woman in a foreign country and an old one at that? See fellas, LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGEso that you don't have to date the first gringo that speaks English in order to feel like they are best friend when the feminist POS obviously called FBI on his ass!!!! *Face Meets Palm #epic*
4) a) Leave AMerican women alone once you go abroad!!!! For the f**k of it all!!!!!! *Face Meets Palm #epic_again!!!
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So . . . act a fool in America, only to go to Mexico to . . . date another American.

...Do some people ever learn? This "Dickhead" guy proves that not everyone learns.
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Post by E_Irizarry »

Blue Murder wrote:So . . . act a fool in America, only to go to Mexico to . . . date another American.

...Do some people ever learn? This "Dickhead" guy proves that not everyone learns.
Yup yup. You got it.
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)

"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)

"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)

"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)

TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!

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Post by AmericanInMexico »

I have had American women here in Mexico try to hit on me, women who would have totally ignored me back in the United States. I always say the same thing to them "I'm happier abroad here in Mexico with my Mexican fiancee, why can't you find yourself a nice Mexican man to be happier abroad with?" She then looks at me like an idiot. "Me date a Mexican man? Are you an idiot? I want to date a man from my country!"

Well American woman, if you really want an American man, THEN GO BACK TO THE UNITED STATES!

E_Irizarry
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Post by E_Irizarry »

AmericanInMexico wrote:I have had American women here in Mexico try to hit on me, women who would have totally ignored me back in the United States. I always say the same thing to them "I'm happier abroad here in Mexico with my Mexican fiancee, why can't you find yourself a nice Mexican man to be happier abroad with?" She then looks at me like an idiot. "Me date a Mexican man? Are you an idiot? I want to date a man from my country!"

Well American woman, if you really want an American man, THEN GO BACK TO THE UNITED STATES!
You are nicer than I am! I would have said, "I'm happier abroad here in Mexico with my Mexican fiancée, why in the f**k do you think I want date a feminist P.O.S. American woman????"
"I appreciate the opportunities I have in America. Opportunities that allow me to live abroad." **Smiles** - Have2Fly@H.A. (2013)

"The only way to overcome that is to go abroad to get a broad."
- E. Irizarry (2009)

"MGTOW resilience is the key to foreign residence. You better muthafuckin' ask somebody!!"
- E. Irizarry (2012)

"I rather be ostracized by 157.0 million (27.3% of the US of Gay pop), then to appease 1 feminist." - E. Irizarry (2013)

TanBoy by DNA | Despedido, Hugo Chavez...Descansa en paz!

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Re: MORON (Although this is two years ago news! and it's so

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E_Irizarry wrote:
See fellas, LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGEso that you don't have to date the first gringo that speaks English in order to feel like they are best friend when the feminist POS obviously called FBI on his ass!!!! *Face Meets Palm #epic*
4) a) Leave AMerican women alone once you go abroad!!!! For the f**k of it all!!!!!! *Face Meets Palm #epic_again!!!
So the moral is............
:lol:
I should have seen it coming.

Point well made.

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