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Super picky Chinese girl on PlentyofFish! LOL

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Check out this Chinese woman's criteria on PlentyofFish. Man she sure seems to get annoyed by lots of things. lol Anyone want to apply? lol If so, her profile link is below. Btw, I'm finally getting replies from PlentyofFish now.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40556150

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About Me
I am looking for a good man in shanghai
the man must be :
1.age must younger than 43 years old,if you older than it ,please do not bother me
2.I have no interesting in black color skin or brown color skin man,so if you have dark skin ,DONOT bother me
3. I have no interesting in the man from middle east ,becasue I like eat pork everyday .so if you are muslim ,please DONOT bother me .
4.the man if shorter than 174cm ,also please leave me alone ,and save your time on other short girls.
5.if before you contact me without read my profile,I will block you for sure! especial if you not satisfy my above standard and contact me,I will block you for ever!
6.before you offical be my bf,please show me your doctor report to proof your body and mental are very healthy .

First Date
I have below standard for the first date:
1)if the first date you want come to my home ,please far away from me as far as you can .
2) if want meet me after 9pm Chinese time ,please go away ,because night time I need sleep .
3)if first time date you ask for marriage or some personal question ,DONOT bother me ,even if we meet ,I possible kick you!
4)if you not the same person as the photo and ask for date with me ,becareful I possible call police .
5)the first date ,you must wear clean ,and make sure you smell good .I like clean very much .(ESPECIALLY REMEMBER TO CUT SHORT YOUR FINGER NAILS)
6) the first date with me ,please do not eat garlic,although I have no plan kiss you ,but the garlic smell also can effect we talk .
7)if after the first date ,within 24 hours I not contact you ,mean I have no interesting in you,please donot keep bother me .
8)if you date me just for ONS ,then go away .don't waste my time and my metro ticket .
9)the most important is :you must single!!!! otherwise,becareful I call your wife tell her you betray of her !
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Also, in her profile, she lists her height as 175cm, or 5ft9. But look at her full body pic. There is no way she could be that tall! No way!

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Winston wrote:Check out this Chinese woman's criteria on PlentyofFish. Man she sure seems to get annoyed by lots of things. lol Anyone want to apply? lol If so, her profile link is below. Btw, I'm finally getting replies from PlentyofFish now.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40556150

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About Me
I am looking for a good man in shanghai
the man must be :
1.age must younger than 43 years old,if you older than it ,please do not bother me
2.I have no interesting in black color skin or brown color skin man,so if you have dark skin ,DONOT bother me
3. I have no interesting in the man from middle east ,becasue I like eat pork everyday .so if you are muslim ,please DONOT bother me .
4.the man if shorter than 174cm ,also please leave me alone ,and save your time on other short girls.
5.if before you contact me without read my profile,I will block you for sure! especial if you not satisfy my above standard and contact me,I will block you for ever!
6.before you offical be my bf,please show me your doctor report to proof your body and mental are very healthy .

First Date
I have below standard for the first date:
1)if the first date you want come to my home ,please far away from me as far as you can .
2) if want meet me after 9pm Chinese time ,please go away ,because night time I need sleep .
3)if first time date you ask for marriage or some personal question ,DONOT bother me ,even if we meet ,I possible kick you!
4)if you not the same person as the photo and ask for date with me ,becareful I possible call police .
5)the first date ,you must wear clean ,and make sure you smell good .I like clean very much .(ESPECIALLY REMEMBER TO CUT SHORT YOUR FINGER NAILS)
6) the first date with me ,please do not eat garlic,although I have no plan kiss you ,but the garlic smell also can effect we talk .
7)if after the first date ,within 24 hours I not contact you ,mean I have no interesting in you,please donot keep bother me .
8)if you date me just for ONS ,then go away .don't waste my time and my metro ticket .
9)the most important is :you must single!!!! otherwise,becareful I call your wife tell her you betray of her !
Shanghai = spoiled, middle class (single child) princess.

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Winston wrote:Check out this Chinese woman's criteria on PlentyofFish. Man she sure seems to get annoyed by lots of things. lol Anyone want to apply? lol If so, her profile link is below. Btw, I'm finally getting replies from PlentyofFish now.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40556150

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This is an obvious prank profile Winston.

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Repatriate wrote: This is an obvious prank profile Winston.
How do you know?
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Winston wrote:
Repatriate wrote: This is an obvious prank profile Winston.
How do you know?
The asinine wording. The fake chinglish to elicit a reaction.

You seriously can't tell?

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Repatriate wrote:The asinine wording. The fake chinglish to elicit a reaction.

You seriously can't tell?
You mean Engrish. LOL.

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Repatriate wrote:
Winston wrote:Check out this Chinese woman's criteria on PlentyofFish. Man she sure seems to get annoyed by lots of things. lol Anyone want to apply? lol If so, her profile link is below. Btw, I'm finally getting replies from PlentyofFish now.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40556150

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This is an obvious prank profile Winston.
I second that. There is nothing genuine about this bitch at all.
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She went to an ESL institute and there was at least one feminist teacher that school she'd attended. Enough said. (I don't know for a fact, but I am making an educated guess!)
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Winston wrote:Wow this one is HOT and heavenly!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=31372760

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WINSTON AND I FINALLY AGREE ON A HOT WOMAN FOR A CHANGE! WINSTON USUALLY
LIKES THOSE CRACKHEADS LIKE DIANNE. LOL
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Is that a prank? I don't know. All I know is that CLL is full of ultra-picky women. They're dead easy to spot - they fill out every single thing in their list of requirements, even picking which career you must have!

That Beijing woman looks like a model - I usually find women with photos like these who register on my site really are uploading models, celebs etc. etc. The Chinese are really into these airbrushed photos though. It's all a nonsense because you're wasting your money on a site like Chnlove or LoveMe if you think any of their women look anything like their airbrushed photos in real life!
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