Winston and his lovely wife Melania

[jamesbond]

Doesn't Winston look handsome with his lovely wife Melania?

[pandabear]

EXCELLENT!

[Teal Lantern]

Would W marry a woman that age?

[pandabear]

Would W marry a woman that age?

Of course not! The only relevant question: Would Winston bang a woman that age? Apparently she is very well trained. If she can take it from a septuagenarian, she ought to be more than willing to do Winston.

[pandabear]

For the Democrats, you'll have to swap Melania for Hillary. Then, for the Canadians and other denizens of the British Empire, Queen Elizabeth. Then, for Europeans, Angela Merkel.