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Teal Lantern
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clapping without hands

Post by Teal Lantern »

I was gonna post this under Food, Nutrition, Health Issues... :razz:

не поглеждай назад. 8)

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Post by E_Irizarry »

It would be a waste of a SSBBW piece of a.ss if she is a feminist.
Yes, I'd do her...and even if she's adamant about making me put a condom on, I'd do it and then after a boring elongated minute, I'd deliberately throw out my left hip and on the "putting-it-back-inward" stroke I'd roll the condom to the head so that it would eventually fall off.

I'd smash. I'm pretty sober, my dudes.
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Post by ladislav »

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

It is the sound a father hears coming from his teenage son's room.
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