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Breaking news from TNN (Toronto News Network)…

Toronto feminist group “our pussies are our rights” is reportedly staging a mass execution of hundreds of men next Saturday evening who allegedly complimented them on the streets. Head member of the group says such compliments are only acceptable if coming from muscular Afro-Canadian males.

One man at the scene being hauled off to jail was allegedly screaming “get me out of Toronto! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

Another man at the scene claimed he was hunted down across states lines and chased by federal agents after he said hi to a fat woman. That they booby trapped his house and listened to him every day for weeks before holding a gun to his head, setting his house on fire, before making him dance while they fired bullets at his feet.

Before the execution, however, the feminists will strip naked. “Our pussies are our rights” claims this is to make a statement about the inappropriate sexualization of the female body. Some group members, however, don’t believe there is any purpose to getting naked if there are no children around…

“Why should I take my clothes off and reveal my most intimate parts to the world if I don’t have the chance to show myself off to an 8 year old cir/xe identified cosmicgender queer, fluid pansexual?” Anita Sarkeensian said.

Other group members, however, say that any excuse to get naked is a good one in order to desexualize the female body. “Our pussies are our rights” group denies all accusations of exhibitionism.

Opposition groups claim they support the nudity at this protest because they plan to use mental images of the feminist group’s members in order to last longer in bed.

Group members disagree on whether the men should be executed by firing squad, hanged, burned alive, or perhaps more invent… Raped to death by a pack of Tyrones. Feminist members claim that this will would be a powerful statement of reparations to the Afro-Canadian community for its past as a slave trading, white supremascist nation.

This concludes our report Greg, back to you…
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Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 3:22 pm
Breaking news from TNN (Toronto News Network)…

Toronto feminist group “our pussies are our rights” is reportedly staging a mass execution of hundreds of men next Saturday evening who allegedly complimented them on the streets. Head member of the group says such compliments are only acceptable if coming from muscular Afro-Canadian males.

One man at the scene being hauled off to jail was allegedly screaming “get me out of Toronto! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

Another man at the scene claimed he was hunted down across states lines and chased by federal agents after he said hi to a fat woman. That they booby trapped his house and listened to him every day for weeks before holding a gun to his head, setting his house on fire, before making him dance while they fired bullets at his feet.

Before the execution, however, the feminists will strip naked. “Our pussies are our rights” claims this is to make a statement about the inappropriate sexualization of the female body. Some group members, however, don’t believe there is any purpose to getting naked if there are no children around…

“Why should I take my clothes off and reveal my most intimate parts to the world if I don’t have the chance to show myself off to an 8 year old cir/xe identified cosmicgender queer, fluid pansexual?” Anita Sarkeensian said.

Other group members, however, say that any excuse to get naked is a good one in order to desexualize the female body. “Our pussies are our rights” group denies all accusations of exhibitionism.

Opposition groups claim they support the nudity at this protest because they plan to use mental images of the feminist group’s members in order to last longer in bed.

Group members disagree on whether the men should be executed by firing squad, hanged, burned alive, or perhaps more invent… Raped to death by a pack of Tyrones. Feminist members claim that this will would be a powerful statement of reparations to the Afro-Canadian community for its past as a slave trading, white supremascist nation.

This concludes our report Greg, back to you…
So, is any of this for real? And whats up with feminist trying to exploit black men? Honestly if black men give into this shit, f**k them. f**k them to hell. This is why I hate even being black even if it's just half. f***ing assholes always using the black race for their retarded ass political shit. And negros are so goddamn dumb they often support it. Especially the men, that's why the black women should beat these bitches asses and then cut off the dick of any black man supporting these dirtbags. Sounds like to me white women on the political spectrum of feminism think they are the new slave masters since they are the only ones who constantly use and exploit them along side of the Jews that think the exact same way. Whenever they want to do damage to their own men, the first thing they do is run to the black man to do their shitty dirty work and because black men are low IQ dumbasses, they'll be more than happy to do what feminist tell them to do as long as it leads to them getting p***y from the whole ordeal. All the more reason why I resent and hate black men. I bet Islamic men are looking at Canada and telling themselves "if we ever decide to give our women any rights, we should cut off our own heads."

It's like I said before, White women are the worse women...It doesn't matter how much violence some black men commit against them, they see their own men as evil. The same men that gave their asses everything. I'm beginning to think white men really enjoy the abuse and bullshit they take from their shitty ass women. They don't know when to say enough is enough, they don't know when to stop contributing to society and just let that shit crumble. See what the Afro males will do to make Canada because I can guarantee you they aren't going to do shit. Man I got a goddamn headache reading that crap.
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WanderingProtagonist wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:10 pm
Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 3:22 pm
Breaking news from TNN (Toronto News Network)…

Toronto feminist group “our pussies are our rights” is reportedly staging a mass execution of hundreds of men next Saturday evening who allegedly complimented them on the streets. Head member of the group says such compliments are only acceptable if coming from muscular Afro-Canadian males.

One man at the scene being hauled off to jail was allegedly screaming “get me out of Toronto! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

Another man at the scene claimed he was hunted down across states lines and chased by federal agents after he said hi to a fat woman. That they booby trapped his house and listened to him every day for weeks before holding a gun to his head, setting his house on fire, before making him dance while they fired bullets at his feet.

Before the execution, however, the feminists will strip naked. “Our pussies are our rights” claims this is to make a statement about the inappropriate sexualization of the female body. Some group members, however, don’t believe there is any purpose to getting naked if there are no children around…

“Why should I take my clothes off and reveal my most intimate parts to the world if I don’t have the chance to show myself off to an 8 year old cir/xe identified cosmicgender queer, fluid pansexual?” Anita Sarkeensian said.

Other group members, however, say that any excuse to get naked is a good one in order to desexualize the female body. “Our pussies are our rights” group denies all accusations of exhibitionism.

Opposition groups claim they support the nudity at this protest because they plan to use mental images of the feminist group’s members in order to last longer in bed.

Group members disagree on whether the men should be executed by firing squad, hanged, burned alive, or perhaps more invent… Raped to death by a pack of Tyrones. Feminist members claim that this will would be a powerful statement of reparations to the Afro-Canadian community for its past as a slave trading, white supremascist nation.

This concludes our report Greg, back to you…
So, is any of this for real? And whats up with feminist trying to exploit black men? Honestly if black men give into this shit, f**k them. f**k them to hell. This is why I hate even being black even if it's just half. f***ing assholes always using the black race for their retarded ass political shit. And negros are so goddamn dumb they often support it. Especially the men, that's why the black women should beat these bitches asses and then cut off the dick of any black man supporting these dirtbags. Sounds like to me white women on the political spectrum of feminism think they are the new slave masters since they are the only ones who constantly use and exploit them along side of the Jews that think the exact same way. Whenever they want to do damage to their own men, the first thing they do is run to the black man to do their shitty dirty work and because black men are low IQ dumbasses, they'll be more than happy to do what feminist tell them to do as long as it leads to them getting p***y from the whole ordeal. All the more reason why I resent and hate black men. I bet Islamic men are looking at Canada and telling themselves "if we ever decide to give our women any rights, we should cut off our own heads."

It's like I said before, White women are the worse women...It doesn't matter how much violence some black men commit against them, they see their own men as evil. The same men that gave their asses everything. I'm beginning to think white men really enjoy the abuse and bullshit they take from their shitty ass women. They don't know when to say enough is enough, they don't know when to stop contributing to society and just let that shit crumble. See what the Afro males will do to make Canada because I can guarantee you they aren't going to do shit. Man I got a goddamn headache reading that crap.
Take a breathe and relax. There is a reason why this is in the “jokes and comic relief” section :lol:.

It might be Canada’s reality someday though if Justin Trudeau finds a way to be president for life.
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Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:48 pm
WanderingProtagonist wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:10 pm
Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 3:22 pm
Breaking news from TNN (Toronto News Network)…

Toronto feminist group “our pussies are our rights” is reportedly staging a mass execution of hundreds of men next Saturday evening who allegedly complimented them on the streets. Head member of the group says such compliments are only acceptable if coming from muscular Afro-Canadian males.

One man at the scene being hauled off to jail was allegedly screaming “get me out of Toronto! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

Another man at the scene claimed he was hunted down across states lines and chased by federal agents after he said hi to a fat woman. That they booby trapped his house and listened to him every day for weeks before holding a gun to his head, setting his house on fire, before making him dance while they fired bullets at his feet.

Before the execution, however, the feminists will strip naked. “Our pussies are our rights” claims this is to make a statement about the inappropriate sexualization of the female body. Some group members, however, don’t believe there is any purpose to getting naked if there are no children around…

“Why should I take my clothes off and reveal my most intimate parts to the world if I don’t have the chance to show myself off to an 8 year old cir/xe identified cosmicgender queer, fluid pansexual?” Anita Sarkeensian said.

Other group members, however, say that any excuse to get naked is a good one in order to desexualize the female body. “Our pussies are our rights” group denies all accusations of exhibitionism.

Opposition groups claim they support the nudity at this protest because they plan to use mental images of the feminist group’s members in order to last longer in bed.

Group members disagree on whether the men should be executed by firing squad, hanged, burned alive, or perhaps more invent… Raped to death by a pack of Tyrones. Feminist members claim that this will would be a powerful statement of reparations to the Afro-Canadian community for its past as a slave trading, white supremascist nation.

This concludes our report Greg, back to you…
So, is any of this for real? And whats up with feminist trying to exploit black men? Honestly if black men give into this shit, f**k them. f**k them to hell. This is why I hate even being black even if it's just half. f***ing assholes always using the black race for their retarded ass political shit. And negros are so goddamn dumb they often support it. Especially the men, that's why the black women should beat these bitches asses and then cut off the dick of any black man supporting these dirtbags. Sounds like to me white women on the political spectrum of feminism think they are the new slave masters since they are the only ones who constantly use and exploit them along side of the Jews that think the exact same way. Whenever they want to do damage to their own men, the first thing they do is run to the black man to do their shitty dirty work and because black men are low IQ dumbasses, they'll be more than happy to do what feminist tell them to do as long as it leads to them getting p***y from the whole ordeal. All the more reason why I resent and hate black men. I bet Islamic men are looking at Canada and telling themselves "if we ever decide to give our women any rights, we should cut off our own heads."

It's like I said before, White women are the worse women...It doesn't matter how much violence some black men commit against them, they see their own men as evil. The same men that gave their asses everything. I'm beginning to think white men really enjoy the abuse and bullshit they take from their shitty ass women. They don't know when to say enough is enough, they don't know when to stop contributing to society and just let that shit crumble. See what the Afro males will do to make Canada because I can guarantee you they aren't going to do shit. Man I got a goddamn headache reading that crap.
Take a breathe and relax. There is a reason why this is in the “jokes and comic relief” section :lol:.

It might be Canada’s reality someday though if Justin Trudeau finds a way to be president for life.
Maybe you should be telling the other guy to relax and not me. I'm not the one who talks about Canada, and I wasn't paying attention to where this was posted. I assumed that it was for real and decided to rage at it since there are plenty of articles showing whites holding up their little bLM signs. Sometimes I assume what you guys say is for real, Mex goes on and on about Canada so much, I simply took your bait without knowing you posted it as a joke. :shock: I still can't stand black males though regardless since there are still some half truths to some of this shit. I mean after all, they can't even tell the stupid QOS bitches to f**k off and the white men that exploit them for humiliation purposes. And they normalized cuckoldry like it's a good thing to take advantage of low self esteem people. Feminist also tend to try to virtue signal for blacks because I've seen them do it before. It's also how they tricked black women into following in their footsteps.

Likewise you still got me, so I laughed.
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WanderingProtagonist wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:54 pm
Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:48 pm
WanderingProtagonist wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:10 pm
Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 3:22 pm
Breaking news from TNN (Toronto News Network)…

Toronto feminist group “our pussies are our rights” is reportedly staging a mass execution of hundreds of men next Saturday evening who allegedly complimented them on the streets. Head member of the group says such compliments are only acceptable if coming from muscular Afro-Canadian males.

One man at the scene being hauled off to jail was allegedly screaming “get me out of Toronto! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

Another man at the scene claimed he was hunted down across states lines and chased by federal agents after he said hi to a fat woman. That they booby trapped his house and listened to him every day for weeks before holding a gun to his head, setting his house on fire, before making him dance while they fired bullets at his feet.

Before the execution, however, the feminists will strip naked. “Our pussies are our rights” claims this is to make a statement about the inappropriate sexualization of the female body. Some group members, however, don’t believe there is any purpose to getting naked if there are no children around…

“Why should I take my clothes off and reveal my most intimate parts to the world if I don’t have the chance to show myself off to an 8 year old cir/xe identified cosmicgender queer, fluid pansexual?” Anita Sarkeensian said.

Other group members, however, say that any excuse to get naked is a good one in order to desexualize the female body. “Our pussies are our rights” group denies all accusations of exhibitionism.

Opposition groups claim they support the nudity at this protest because they plan to use mental images of the feminist group’s members in order to last longer in bed.

Group members disagree on whether the men should be executed by firing squad, hanged, burned alive, or perhaps more invent… Raped to death by a pack of Tyrones. Feminist members claim that this will would be a powerful statement of reparations to the Afro-Canadian community for its past as a slave trading, white supremascist nation.

This concludes our report Greg, back to you…
So, is any of this for real? And whats up with feminist trying to exploit black men? Honestly if black men give into this shit, f**k them. f**k them to hell. This is why I hate even being black even if it's just half. f***ing assholes always using the black race for their retarded ass political shit. And negros are so goddamn dumb they often support it. Especially the men, that's why the black women should beat these bitches asses and then cut off the dick of any black man supporting these dirtbags. Sounds like to me white women on the political spectrum of feminism think they are the new slave masters since they are the only ones who constantly use and exploit them along side of the Jews that think the exact same way. Whenever they want to do damage to their own men, the first thing they do is run to the black man to do their shitty dirty work and because black men are low IQ dumbasses, they'll be more than happy to do what feminist tell them to do as long as it leads to them getting p***y from the whole ordeal. All the more reason why I resent and hate black men. I bet Islamic men are looking at Canada and telling themselves "if we ever decide to give our women any rights, we should cut off our own heads."

It's like I said before, White women are the worse women...It doesn't matter how much violence some black men commit against them, they see their own men as evil. The same men that gave their asses everything. I'm beginning to think white men really enjoy the abuse and bullshit they take from their shitty ass women. They don't know when to say enough is enough, they don't know when to stop contributing to society and just let that shit crumble. See what the Afro males will do to make Canada because I can guarantee you they aren't going to do shit. Man I got a goddamn headache reading that crap.
Take a breathe and relax. There is a reason why this is in the “jokes and comic relief” section :lol:.

It might be Canada’s reality someday though if Justin Trudeau finds a way to be president for life.
Maybe you should be telling the other guy to relax and not me. I'm not the one who talks about Canada, and I wasn't paying attention to where this was posted. I assumed that it was for real and decided to rage at it since there are plenty of articles showing whites holding up their little bLM signs. Sometimes I assume what you guys say is for real, Mex goes on and on about Canada so much, I simply took your bait without knowing you posted it as a joke. :shock: I still can't stand black males though regardless since there are still some half truths to some of this shit. I mean after all, they can't even tell the stupid QOS bitches to f**k off and the white men that exploit them for humiliation purposes. And they normalized cuckoldry like it's a good thing to take advantage of low self esteem people. Feminist also tend to try to virtue signal for blacks because I've seen them do it before. It's also how they tricked black women into following in their footsteps.

Likewise you still got me, so I laughed.
Haha it’s all good man. Comedy should have some half truth to it right?
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Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 7:00 pm
WanderingProtagonist wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:54 pm
Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:48 pm
WanderingProtagonist wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 5:10 pm
Outcast9428 wrote:
October 2nd, 2022, 3:22 pm
Breaking news from TNN (Toronto News Network)…

Toronto feminist group “our pussies are our rights” is reportedly staging a mass execution of hundreds of men next Saturday evening who allegedly complimented them on the streets. Head member of the group says such compliments are only acceptable if coming from muscular Afro-Canadian males.

One man at the scene being hauled off to jail was allegedly screaming “get me out of Toronto! GET ME OUT OF HERE!”

Another man at the scene claimed he was hunted down across states lines and chased by federal agents after he said hi to a fat woman. That they booby trapped his house and listened to him every day for weeks before holding a gun to his head, setting his house on fire, before making him dance while they fired bullets at his feet.

Before the execution, however, the feminists will strip naked. “Our pussies are our rights” claims this is to make a statement about the inappropriate sexualization of the female body. Some group members, however, don’t believe there is any purpose to getting naked if there are no children around…

“Why should I take my clothes off and reveal my most intimate parts to the world if I don’t have the chance to show myself off to an 8 year old cir/xe identified cosmicgender queer, fluid pansexual?” Anita Sarkeensian said.

Other group members, however, say that any excuse to get naked is a good one in order to desexualize the female body. “Our pussies are our rights” group denies all accusations of exhibitionism.

Opposition groups claim they support the nudity at this protest because they plan to use mental images of the feminist group’s members in order to last longer in bed.

Group members disagree on whether the men should be executed by firing squad, hanged, burned alive, or perhaps more invent… Raped to death by a pack of Tyrones. Feminist members claim that this will would be a powerful statement of reparations to the Afro-Canadian community for its past as a slave trading, white supremascist nation.

This concludes our report Greg, back to you…
So, is any of this for real? And whats up with feminist trying to exploit black men? Honestly if black men give into this shit, f**k them. f**k them to hell. This is why I hate even being black even if it's just half. f***ing assholes always using the black race for their retarded ass political shit. And negros are so goddamn dumb they often support it. Especially the men, that's why the black women should beat these bitches asses and then cut off the dick of any black man supporting these dirtbags. Sounds like to me white women on the political spectrum of feminism think they are the new slave masters since they are the only ones who constantly use and exploit them along side of the Jews that think the exact same way. Whenever they want to do damage to their own men, the first thing they do is run to the black man to do their shitty dirty work and because black men are low IQ dumbasses, they'll be more than happy to do what feminist tell them to do as long as it leads to them getting p***y from the whole ordeal. All the more reason why I resent and hate black men. I bet Islamic men are looking at Canada and telling themselves "if we ever decide to give our women any rights, we should cut off our own heads."

It's like I said before, White women are the worse women...It doesn't matter how much violence some black men commit against them, they see their own men as evil. The same men that gave their asses everything. I'm beginning to think white men really enjoy the abuse and bullshit they take from their shitty ass women. They don't know when to say enough is enough, they don't know when to stop contributing to society and just let that shit crumble. See what the Afro males will do to make Canada because I can guarantee you they aren't going to do shit. Man I got a goddamn headache reading that crap.
Take a breathe and relax. There is a reason why this is in the “jokes and comic relief” section :lol:.

It might be Canada’s reality someday though if Justin Trudeau finds a way to be president for life.
Maybe you should be telling the other guy to relax and not me. I'm not the one who talks about Canada, and I wasn't paying attention to where this was posted. I assumed that it was for real and decided to rage at it since there are plenty of articles showing whites holding up their little bLM signs. Sometimes I assume what you guys say is for real, Mex goes on and on about Canada so much, I simply took your bait without knowing you posted it as a joke. :shock: I still can't stand black males though regardless since there are still some half truths to some of this shit. I mean after all, they can't even tell the stupid QOS bitches to f**k off and the white men that exploit them for humiliation purposes. And they normalized cuckoldry like it's a good thing to take advantage of low self esteem people. Feminist also tend to try to virtue signal for blacks because I've seen them do it before. It's also how they tricked black women into following in their footsteps.

Likewise you still got me, so I laughed.
Haha it’s all good man. Comedy should have some half truth to it right?
lol I just know I saw the post and ignored the jokes part on the front page. When you typed toronto feminist I wanted to see if you were mentioning Mew, or if it was something you recently discovered about the place. I swear I hardly even recognize that country even back in the day I paid it no attention. I wonder who they had running that nation before Trudea took over.
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