The Bible Movie Synopsis

[fschmidt]

Clearly you need to make me the director and allow me to edit the script to reflect what the Old Testament says.

God creates the world and a variety of creatures ending with humans who have just enough intelligence to form their own ideas about how to live. God tells them to at least listen to what God and reality have to say instead of following their own insane moronic delusions. But no, these pathetic creatures just screw up over and over again. God keeps slaughtering them for eugenic reasons, but then they build up some civilization and make it dysgenic, and the cycle repeats.

So come on God, get on the ball and slaughter the 8 billion moronic scum who currently infest this world. Just leave the handful of people who aren't scum to repopulate the world. And I will do what I can to try to prevent the dysgenic cycle from happening again. That would be a happy ending.