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Look at this female version of Winston!

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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He actually looks quite nice in the second one. Nice lips, Winston.
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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That's why I hate a lot of women, paticularly Asians. They have that... copy+paste look in their faces. Sure their bodies are great, but I pay attention to the face first. And if you look like THAT above, I consider you a fugly ducking.

I like women who have more feminine facial features.
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C.J. wrote:I like women who have more feminine facial features.
This female version photo of Winston, does have more feminine looking facial features. :D

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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Winston would have really good success in the dating scene if he was a woman. Sorry Winston, but you make a far better woman than a man. Lol
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Here is what Winston would look like if he was a woman lying in bed with curlers in his hair. :D

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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jamesbond wrote:Image
Is the unaltered photo of this chick available?
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Jamesbond,
LOL my face in some of those images is oversized and out of proportion. Can't you make the face smaller to match the proportion of the body? lol
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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