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Billy
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Advanced English for Germans

Post by Billy »

bitte 3mal hintereinander laut vorlesen... read it 3 times, loudly

Englisch für Anfänger: (for beginners)
Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?
Und nun das Ganze in englischer Sprache!

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch?

Englisch für Fortgeschrittene: (english for runaways)
Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an.
Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?
Das Ganze wieder in englischer Sprache!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

Englisch im Endstadium:( at the end)
Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?
…das ganze in Englisch:

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
Think Different
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Post by Think Different »

I can see how that would be difficult for a German to reproduce. One mistake with your English translation: it should read "Which witch watches which swatch watch?" Carry it through to the other examples, too.

Here's a tongue twister for you:

"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." Say that 3x fast.
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