Winston Wu has been TERMINATED by Skynet! Judgement Day!!!!!

expatasiaseeker · Post by **expatasiaseeker** » January 31st, 2013, 10:49 pm

The day has finally arrived. Skynet became self aware and is going to launch a nuclear strike on the human race within 3 hours. I just received word that Winston Wu was TERMINATED by a Terminator because he was one of the few resistance leaders who survived and helped organize the remaining survivors to fight back against the machines.

I bid you all farewell. Soon we will be living in the ashes of this modern civilization, eating BBQ rats and fighting against the rise of the machines.

Yes Winston, that hot Ukraine blonde girl you are f***ing actually turned out to be a robot that assassinated you.

Post by **Winston** » February 1st, 2013, 8:23 am

After I'm terminated, are you sure they won't just replace me with a shape shifting double (like in Terminator 2) who will mislead you all into an ambush? lol

Billy · Post by **Billy** » February 1st, 2013, 8:42 am

winston has long been replaced. his posts would never pass the turing test with these kinde of questions:

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

expatasiaseeker · Post by **expatasiaseeker** » February 1st, 2013, 8:46 am

Winston wrote:After I'm terminated, are you sure they won't just replace me with a shape shifting double (like in Terminator 2) who will mislead you all into an ambush? lol

Don't fall for this scam, people! Winston has ALREADY been terminated, and this is his robot double speaking like this to try to trick you into thinking that he is still the original Winston before termination.

Jester · Post by **Jester** » February 1st, 2013, 1:43 pm

This thread, cute as it is, is clearly a carefully crafted psy-op to propagate the meme of assassinating Winston. Either to prepare us for when it actually happens - or to increase the pressure on him till he snaps.

Winston, at this point your best move might be to FAKE your own death.

Like Elvis.

Post by **Winston** » February 1st, 2013, 2:13 pm

LOL except that I am the protagonist in this movement. Like James Bond, I can never die. Something will always save me, the bad guys will always talk to much, allowing me to escape or knock them out, coincidences will work for me, etc. LOL

Plus, everything has a purpose. The HA movement is rare and unique. The universe needs it, since there are no other movements like it in the same way. So the universe cannot consider me to be "expendable". lol

Besides, usually only good people who are widely loved get assassinated. I am too horny, sinful, full of lust, sleep with too many whores, am too narcissistic and despised by too many American women to be truly considered "good and beloved by everyone". lol. I'm honest and truthful yes, but good and beloved? Not exactly. lol

Jester · Post by **Jester** » February 1st, 2013, 2:46 pm

Winston wrote:
Besides, usually only good people who are widely loved get assassinated. I am too horny, sinful, full of lust, sleep with too many whores, am too narcissistic and despised by too many American women to be truly considered "good and beloved by everyone". lol. I'm honest and truthful yes, but good and beloved? Not exactly. lol

Whew!
I feel so relieved.

Winston is SAFE!