Tsar wrote: ↑December 11th, 2021, 7:44 pm
Huddo was told to hold the door
People thought he was like Hodor
But he wasn't really that big or tall
Once he walked into a brick wall
He almost choked on a cherry tart
He almost got lost in a mini mart
He wants to go to the Land of Oz
Hit his head but he only saw stars
He might be rotten to his very core
Almost got killed by a rampaging boar
Wishes his pale skin could get a tan
Protested Donald Trump's travel ban
He is really one nasty, old Anglo Aussie
That's why he wants Tsar to date a floozy
“Tsar will be a star
Travels to lands afar
Wanting girls youthful
Always more beautiful
Pure and untainted
But "white" they'll be painted
They'll lick with their tongue
They really aren't too young
Some people say it's a vice
Spencer said take Yohan's advice
But Tsar will not bow to others
He wants to make teen mothers”
Tsar will remain a virgin, incel star,
even if he travels to twenty lands afar
Totally ignored by all girls youthful, ugly, average and the more beautiful
They’ll remain pure and untainted, because broke and creepy he’s been painted
Not to mention gaging on their tongue, because he’s middle aged and they’re too young
Most see it’s an unhealthy vice.
Even Spencer said to take Yohan's advice
But Tsar will not listen to others.
Pity, because he’s downgrade for single mothers.
Now I’ve corrected your delusions as high as the moon, let’s address the obvious Elephant in the room.
Tsar the problem with your disrespectful sonnet to me, is this s..ts a national pastime for the average, everyday Auss...ie
You lack the verbal jousting skills that I honed in my teen years. You’re lack of imagination and cringey insults s..ts me to tears!!
Holdor? WTF! There’s only one way to use words like big and tall, that’s describing your mum as f..ked her hard against the wall!!
Then up her crusty vegemite valley, I cum deep in her guts. It wasn’t me that choked, it was her as she teabagged my nuts!!
F..king mini mart??, it’s a f..king servo you f..cking fool and It’s bloody obvious I’m already in OZ you wanker, you f..king tool!!
Stars are a conspiracy, I’m surprised you don’t know that!! and my heads protected by an ice wall, because it’s totally flat.
Rotten to the core?? You don’t know me so that’s a bit harsh. No offense, but these sonnets make you look disturbed and a complete arse!!
I was attacked and molested by your sister not a rampaging boar. I can see the confusion as she looks like a bush pig and f..ks like a whore!!
Really, who the f..k tells an Aussie he’s pale and needs a tan??. It’s in our Anthem... A sunburn country a wide brown land.
F..king Yanks and their preoccupation with politics and Trump. The rest of the world take more interest in their morning dump.
Nasty old Anglo Aussie... don’t you think coming from you, that’s a bit f..king rich?, when you’re a retarded no hoper and a rapey little incel bitch.
Despite all the good advice given by well meaning members here, you have no hope of finding a women, you’re not anywhere near.
Here’s some honest advice and from the mark I’m not too far. Chances are you’ll lose your virginity as a bitch behind bars.
No social skills or roof over your head and friends, job or money. Until you get your life together you’ll have nothing, especially a honey.
Even with this cluster f..k you call life, you talk about being a king. It comes across as delusional arrogance, more than anything.
You see great men don’t brag, I’d call it being humble I guess. This trait and being a man of action are qualities you’ll never possess.
Finally, we all see your lack of confidence and mental heath, when you need disrespectful sonnets to make you feel better about yourself.
F..king no offence!!