My confession

[CaptainSkelebob]

.

[Lucas88]

Hey fellas I am pretty drunk
Gad to rewrite ths coz it was wtiten terrible
Can hardly fuvking see fellad
I am making a confession about one of my deepest sectests
Fellas I have had a fantasy about becoming the object 8f my own desire
I have had a ffantasy about a surgeon using me like a piece of art and makeung me a fuckimg hot as f**k ladyboy with big tits
MY NIGHtmaee throat about surgeons breaking into my bedroom wasnt a nightmare at all but insread a dream about me becomubg a sexy ladybiy
When I was a teen I used to steal my mas panties and bras and tights and dance around listening to rammsteon and imaginationing that im the sexy snow white getting all the diamonds from the hard working men
In my science class there used to be a horse in a jar and I fantasieed about my cock in a jar on the mantlepiece
I had a fantasy about aliens abducting me and pinning me down and forcing me to become a sexy lady
It pissed me iff how girls are treated like fuckimg princesses and men get the shit enf of the stick
I deserve to be trwated like anprinvess as well
I could be a hot ladyboy and open a onlydans account to scam silly men
Ladyboys make my dick twicth fellas
But im not gay
This is to be beautiful
And to scam men coz I talked about dark capitalism and that us wat wanting
Dsrk caoitalism is how ool get ahead fellas
Dunt judge me eh
I know I am a handful sometimes but im only banter fellas eh
I f***ing love this forum and all the craxy bastards here
I am really free here to share my ideas
Merry christmas to you all fellas
Lots of love form your friend Skelebob
Xxxx

What's this, Skelebob???

You like to prance about in your ma's bras and panties like a gay little sissyboy?

You want to become a sexy ladyboy and open an OnlyFans account???

Are you being serious???



I thought you said that you were alpha and that only weak little betas and omegas should become ladyboys in order to be used as sex objects for real alphas!!!



The irony of life!

[Shemp]

Make sure to take some "before" photos now, to compare with "after" photos later, and then provide both to the forum for commentary.

[CaptainSkelebob]

How the f**k do I delete this thread???
I got drunk last night and my dickhead pals went on my phone and started posting stupid stuff on the forum
I was asleep I didnt post this thread and would like to take it down
How do I do that fellas??
Can we take this down??
Eh???
f***ing hell fellas I feel like my head is having a baby

[Lucas88]

How the f**k do I delete this thread???
I got drunk last night and my dickhead pals went on my phone and started posting stupid stuff on the forum
I was asleep I didnt post this thread and would like to take it down
How do I do that fellas??
Can we take this down??
Eh???
f***ing hell fellas I feel like my head is having a baby

Nobody is buying that story, Skelebob! It's obvious that your dickhead pals didn't write it. The writing style and spelling errors are identical to your own!

Did you wake up from your drunken stupor dressed in your ma's bikini for your OnlyFans account?

[CaptainSkelebob]

Hey fellas I am pretty drunk
Gad to rewrite ths coz it was wtiten terrible
Can hardly fuvking see fellad
I am making a confession about one of my deepest sectests
Fellas I have had a fantasy about becoming the object 8f my own desire
I have had a ffantasy about a surgeon using me like a piece of art and makeung me a fuckimg hot as f**k ladyboy with big tits
MY NIGHtmaee throat about surgeons breaking into my bedroom wasnt a nightmare at all but insread a dream about me becomubg a sexy ladybiy
When I was a teen I used to steal my mas panties and bras and tights and dance around listening to rammsteon and imaginationing that im the sexy snow white getting all the diamonds from the hard working men
In my science class there used to be a horse in a jar and I fantasieed about my cock in a jar on the mantlepiece
I had a fantasy about aliens abducting me and pinning me down and forcing me to become a sexy lady
It pissed me iff how girls are treated like fuckimg princesses and men get the shit enf of the stick
I deserve to be trwated like anprinvess as well
I could be a hot ladyboy and open a onlydans account to scam silly men
Ladyboys make my dick twicth fellas
But im not gay
This is to be beautiful
And to scam men coz I talked about dark capitalism and that us wat wanting
Dsrk caoitalism is how ool get ahead fellas
Dunt judge me eh
I know I am a handful sometimes but im only banter fellas eh
I f***ing love this forum and all the craxy bastards here
I am really free here to share my ideas
Merry christmas to you all fellas
Lots of love form your friend Skelebob
Xxxx

What's this, Skelebob???

You like to prance about in your ma's bras and panties like a gay little sissyboy?

You want to become a sexy ladyboy and open an OnlyFans account???

Are you being serious???



I thought you said that you were alpha and that only weak little betas and omegas should become ladyboys in order to be used as sex objects for real alphas!!!



The irony of life!

You should take this down fella!!!
Its a f***ing dishonest lie!!!
You all saw it!!!!
@Lucas88 is a f***ing liar and a backstabbing f***ing snake who makes shit up about ppl!!!
You f***ing altered this thread to make it look like I said all this gay f***ing shite!!!!
@Shemp will back me up
Right fella??? You saw how this prick quoted and then changed my message to discredit me

Sly!!!
f***ing sly little cunts
Backstabbing serpents who pretend to respect you and be ur friend like this Lucas and his butt buddy @MarcosZeitola who is another f***ing backstabber who pretends to be ur friend and then humiliates you when he gets the chance!!!!
If I saw either of you f***ing little pricks in person I would disembowel you both and force feed you ur own f***ing shit!!!
Take ur f***ing lies down or I will take both of you off my f***ing xmas list
Im not f***ing joking
Dont be a pair of tits

[Lucas88]

You should take this down fella!!!
Its a f***ing dishonest lie!!!
You all saw it!!!!
@Lucas88 is a f***ing liar and a backstabbing f***ing snake who makes shit up about ppl!!!
You f***ing altered this thread to make it look like I said all this gay f***ing shite!!!!
@Shemp will back me up
Right fella??? You saw how this prick quoted and then changed my message to discredit me

Sly!!!
f***ing sly little cunts

Chill out, Captain! I haven't made anything up about you. I simply quoted your post as you wrote it. Besides, others saw the same message and posted it in another thread before you had a chance to delete it. The cat's out of the bag now and so you might as well just admit to it rather than acting like an estrogenic battyboy!

And by "cat" I mean your future post-op ladyboy p***y!

[CaptainSkelebob]

You should take this down fella!!!
Its a f***ing dishonest lie!!!
You all saw it!!!!
@Lucas88 is a f***ing liar and a backstabbing f***ing snake who makes shit up about ppl!!!
You f***ing altered this thread to make it look like I said all this gay f***ing shite!!!!
@Shemp will back me up
Right fella??? You saw how this prick quoted and then changed my message to discredit me

Sly!!!
f***ing sly little cunts

Chill out, Captain! I haven't made anything up about you. I simply quoted your post as you wrote it. Besides, others saw the same message and posted it in another thread before you had a chance to delete it. The cat's out of the bag now and so you might as well just admit to it rather than acting like an estrogenic battyboy!

And by "cat" I mean your future post-op ladyboy p***y!

f**k off you f***ing snake
Go circle jerk each other in hell you f***ing queer sweetcorn mining f***ing cunts

[Jackfruits]

Hahahaha

[MrMan]

Never heard of 'sweet corn mining'. Does that have something to do with corn not always digesting completely?

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I decided to do some digging on my new friend the good Captain...

Imagine my surprise when I found the most homophobic poster I've come across (no pun intended) is actually a closet homosexual himself.

This is hilarious, to say the least

I'm actually dying

It seems like @CaptainSkelebob definitely has a few skeletons in his closet...

[CaptainSkelebob]

I decided to do some digging on my new friend the good Captain...

Imagine my surprise when I found the most homophobic poster I've come across (no pun intended) is actually a closet homosexual himself.

This is hilarious, to say the least

I'm actually dying

It seems like @CaptainSkelebob definitely has a few skeletons in his closet...

ARE YOU FOR f***ing REAL???!!!
Listen ere you little f***ing arse bandit
This shit was over and done with ages ago!!!!
Why dont you just f**k off since nobody even wants you here anyway!!!!
Ur just a dirty little sweetcorn mining faggot who should remove himself from the human genepool
Do us all a favour and f**k off you disgusting little tail taster!!
Ooooooo look at me fellas
Uwu im Mr mistoffelees and I drink at least 2 pints of seaman a day and I'm riddled with disease.

You wont find any friends here you uphill gardener of doodoo hill.
There might be different groups who hate each other on this forum but I bet EVERYONE hates you faggot

[Winston]

I decided to do some digging on my new friend the good Captain...

Imagine my surprise when I found the most homophobic poster I've come across (no pun intended) is actually a closet homosexual himself.

This is hilarious, to say the least

I'm actually dying

It seems like @CaptainSkelebob definitely has a few skeletons in his closet...

ARE YOU FOR f***ing REAL???!!!
Listen ere you little f***ing arse bandit
This shit was over and done with ages ago!!!!
Why dont you just f**k off since nobody even wants you here anyway!!!!
Ur just a dirty little sweetcorn mining faggot who should remove himself from the human genepool
Do us all a favour and f**k off you disgusting little tail taster!!
Ooooooo look at me fellas
Uwu im Mr mistoffelees and I drink at least 2 pints of seaman a day and I'm riddled with disease.

You wont find any friends here you uphill gardener of doodoo hill.
There might be different groups who hate each other on this forum but I bet EVERYONE hates you faggot

Please don't use name calling and nasty insults like that. Please be more civilized. Thanks.

[CaptainSkelebob]

I decided to do some digging on my new friend the good Captain...

Imagine my surprise when I found the most homophobic poster I've come across (no pun intended) is actually a closet homosexual himself.

This is hilarious, to say the least

I'm actually dying

It seems like @CaptainSkelebob definitely has a few skeletons in his closet...

ARE YOU FOR f***ing REAL???!!!
Listen ere you little f***ing arse bandit
This shit was over and done with ages ago!!!!
Why dont you just f**k off since nobody even wants you here anyway!!!!
Ur just a dirty little sweetcorn mining faggot who should remove himself from the human genepool
Do us all a favour and f**k off you disgusting little tail taster!!
Ooooooo look at me fellas
Uwu im Mr mistoffelees and I drink at least 2 pints of seaman a day and I'm riddled with disease.

You wont find any friends here you uphill gardener of doodoo hill.
There might be different groups who hate each other on this forum but I bet EVERYONE hates you faggot

Please don't use name calling and nasty insults like that. Please be more civilized. Thanks.

Is this a fkin joke fella??!
Why the f**k are you and PD giving me warnings when Ive done f**k all wrong??
Why hasnt that f***ing fag Mr Suckcockalees got a warning for deliberately causing shite fella?
EH?!
This forum is f***ing wank!
CultureWhiz is way better than Happierabroad
At least there users have free speech fella
No wonder the japs lost the war
Ching chongs cant organise a BJ in a broffel

[WilliamSmith]

I decided to do some digging on my new friend the good Captain...

Imagine my surprise when I found the most homophobic poster I've come across (no pun intended) is actually a closet homosexual himself.

This is hilarious, to say the least

I'm actually dying

It seems like @CaptainSkelebob definitely has a few skeletons in his closet...

ARE YOU FOR f***ing REAL???!!!
Listen ere you little f***ing arse bandit
This shit was over and done with ages ago!!!!
Why dont you just f**k off since nobody even wants you here anyway!!!!
Ur just a dirty little sweetcorn mining faggot who should remove himself from the human genepool
Do us all a favour and f**k off you disgusting little tail taster!!
Ooooooo look at me fellas
Uwu im Mr mistoffelees and I drink at least 2 pints of seaman a day and I'm riddled with disease.

You wont find any friends here you uphill gardener of doodoo hill.
There might be different groups who hate each other on this forum but I bet EVERYONE hates you faggot

You two guys are f***ing hilarious, ROFLMAO!
I still strongly suspect you're the same person.

CaptainSkelebob is not the most homophobic poster on this forum though, @Mr. Mistoffelees: That would be either me or @MrMan.

FYI, Mr Mistofelees my little man, you also misquoted me saying I'd made your butthole squeaky talking about burning you with fire, but I never threatened you or said that at all: What I said was a lot of Africans and Jamaicans (not me) slice and dice faggots with machetes, gun them down in the streets, and sometimes also turn male faggots into human torches in places like the Kingston ghettos (so you've been warned not to go there, not as a threat from me, but an FYI to you and any other faggots trying to spread your goddamn buggery, buttsex and sodomy into places where it don't belong).

@CaptainSkelebob
That's not true that everyone hates him, I don't hate @Mr. Mistoffelees at all.
I think he's 2nd funniest troll on here, I just pointed out you're both faggots since that's what we call "calling a spade a spade," though in reality I'm not sure either of you actually really are (but let's not ruin the fun here).
Wait... I said CaptainSkelebob , but I guess I meant: @Princess Skelebob!!! Harhar! you little beta faggot! @Pixel--dude came down on you so heavy you had to come back in to the forum wearin' the skirts and beg to be allowed back into th alpha alloence, harharhar! I didn't even have to whup your tranny-banging batty ass at one of the HA macho combat duel meet-ups, harharhar!
Though FYI so far there's 2 votes about your appeal, and mine was the one saying let you back on. You better not say nuthin' else about anyone else's daughter or make anymore death threats fella or Pixel--dude will take you out like the Terminator next time and I bet you won't get another chance next time fella.