HUD bans all outdoor items except for lawn chairs from all HUD-subsidized apartments nationwide.

[Mercury]

In another one of America's moves towards dictatorship, the United States Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD, has just recently banned the placing of any and all items and things other than lawn chairs in front of all HUD-subsidized apartments in the United States of America. As of September 2021, HUD tenants are no longer allowed to have barbecue grills, kayaks, canoes, tables, quadricycles, desks, or anything other than lawn chairs in front of, or in back of, their apartments, even if it does not obstruct sidewalks, walkways, doorways, or windows. This is a nationwide issue, too; it covers all HUD-subsidized apartments and apartment complexes nationwide, in all 50 states and DC. And you can no longer even store your prohibited items in that vacant lot or wooded area nearby either; the U.S. Government owns every single square inch of the land in the United States of America.

[yick]

Have you got a link to this or is this just another example of you being an utter crank?