Solutions for Trans Bathroom and Sports Issues

[MrMan]

I've got a solution for the trans issue, which I actually read a version of elsewhere online.

Let's say there is a principal of a school with trans boys lobbying to use the girls restroom, to cheer and get in the showers with the cheerleaders. After all, a boy can claim to identify as a cross-dressing lesbian... which means he dresses as a boy, likes girls, and claims to be a girl and claims a right to wrestle the girls and shower with them, or cheer with the girls and shower with them. (There are already male cheerleaders, but some of them may not want to shower with the girls.)

So to deal with this, the principal can say,

"For trans individuals biological boys who feel like they are female, we identify the bathroom that says 'boys' on it as a 'girls' bathroom, and we identify the bathroom that says 'girls' on it as a boys bathroom. But for the cis-gendered folks, we identify the boys bathroom as the boys bathroom and the girls bathroom as the girls bathroom.

And for trans individuals who are biological males, we identify the girl's sports teams as the boy's sports teams as the girl's sports teams and the girl's sports teams as the boy's sport's teams. We identify the men's showers as girl's showers and girl's showers as boy's showers.

But for cis-gendered individuals, we identify the boys teams and facilities as boys teams and facilities and girls teams and facilities as girls teams and facilities.

If the Department of Education gets on our case about this, we identify ourselves as having complied with their demands.

This solution should make all the trans individuals happy, and if not, we identify you as being happy with this solution.