Danger!!! Approaching a cheerleader is easily fatal!

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And the gangsta rap music atmosphere at any College night at a bar or club is iron-clad proof of it! It is said on this forum that American women only go for Alpha guys; guys with a bad boy personality, a gangsta-thug mentality (hence the gangsta worshipping thug culture in America), guys who get their 6 and 7 figure incomes through crime and illegal drugs.

With today's college and professional cheerleaders, it's over a hundred times worse! College cheerleaders of today aren't just hooking up with bad boys. They are hooked up already with violent serial killers, gangsters with AK-47s and extensive rap sheets that include firearm attack on a police officer and who are even callous cop killers with the entire FBI on their tails, guys with tattoos of swastikas, pitchforks, gang symbols, and demons, and even domestic terrorists with firearm and IED arsenals large enough to start a small war. Today, it has officially become absolutely suicidal to approach within less than even 100 feet of an American cheerleader, whether it be high school, college, NFL, or Dallas cheerleaders. You even see a college cheerleader nearby, and it is especially easy to spot them when they are uniformed, you flee like mad from her! Pretend literally that she is already married, her husband is nearby, and he's got a bomb! If hypothetically you are joined at a lunch table by a group of college ladies and later you find out that they are cheerleaders, you better really drop on your knees and thank God that you are still alive after an encounter with cheerleaders, and you even ought to make a shirt that says; "I Survived an encounter with Cheerleaders!"

And for single guys who go to a sports event, whether it be football, basketball, Slam-Dunk events, or anything where cheerleaders are involved, and whether it be high school, college, or professional, it is highly urged that you sit at least 150 feet or more away from the cheerleaders. If you, the single guy, have to stand in a corner because the only open seats are next to the cheerleaders (as in you've just arrived, you're looking for an empty seat, and either stadium staff or a sports coach tells you; "Right down there, next to the cheerleaders"), do so! And if the stadium prohibits standees, leave the event and don't ever return to that stadium ever again. It is better for you to have vainly spent even $75 for nothing than to end up leveled by a cheerleader's boyfriend's AK-47 or IED, even to end up covering half the crowd/bleachers with your blood and guts.

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You live in an interesting world. Maybe some day I'd take some LSD and visit.