The Ugly Wife Is A Treasure At Home

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

Right, right. Some of the best relationships I ever had were with ugly women whom were 2's, 3's, and 4's. That p***y is like a 9 or a 10 though, and they know it has to be that good to keep a dude like me near.

[Eightfold Path]

It's hard to face down that choice: ugly and faithful, or hot and unfaithful? Homely, smart, and a good mother, or hot, dumb as a brick, with no domestic skills?

Being born as an attractive female is like winning the ultimate lottery - you can be completely useless but valued above all else.

It's a no-brainer isn't it, unless you can't look past superficials.

Ah, Falcon. Yeah. You would think it's a no-brainer, but remember what forum you're on.