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Beijing: Once had world’s great prestige of the imperial style but because of narcissism and not working hard he became weak and went back to his infant stage… Now grew to be a very arrogant child, working hard planning on “how to go back to being an adult�. Likes barbeque duck, recently troubled by a pile of old stuff at home.

Jilin: Optimistic youth, bold personality but especially effective when dealing with women; likes to lend his helping hand when he sees injustice, but often gets into trouble; very loyal to his brothers, but slow to feel Heilongjiang’s tenderness.

Taiwan: flirty girl (big boobs, pun on a popular Taiwanese female model), couple years ago had a fight with older brother then swam to the other side of the shore and went to Laomei (USA) family. Recently Laomei’s finical situation is not good so she starts to want to go back to big brother’s room…
China considers TW to be a "runaway province". The pun from above is from Taiwan's 殺很大 girl:
What she looks like without make up w/her BF:
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