How To Get Laid in Colombia… Jesse’s Super Guide!

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Switch the name of the country to Peru, and you've basically got the same thing.

Unfortunately, the guide doesn't touch upon the issue of how women will seemingly make it a point to stand you up, even if you are vibing and have already been on a date or two.

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If she puts out fast with a gringo, she’ll get a reputation as a prostitute. So your typical girl, no matter how much she’s attracted to you, will string you along for weeks, if not months. And the more she likes you, the more she’ll want to string you along to see if you’re serious about making her your exclusive girlfriend or wife.

The same facts that make Colombian women are hard to bed also makes them extremely loyal – and almost scarily possessive – girlfriends. If you think you can maintain sexual faithfulness in return, and you’ve got some months to meet and court a hot girl down there, Colombia can be a good option to find a hot girlfriend and eventual potential wife to settle down and have children with.

Ditto for Peru