Would you show your v*g*na for this?

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I went to see some racing a couple weeks ago here in FL.

What a fricking sausage fest, I hated it. Just a bunch of cloned southern dudes with 'camo' baseball caps.
I have nothing against southerners, as they've usually been friendlier than the psycho liberal Californians,
but I swear, if I see any more camo-caps or Ink, I'm jumping off a bridge or something.

Some of the few women present were the sponsor models, and obviously, the hordes of chumps giving them attention and asking to take pictures with them (as obsequiously as only american dudes can) was unbearable.
I managed to ignore them as best I could, just trying to help men's cause with a little grain of 'ghosting', as much as possible.

In the middle of this ridiculous sausage-fest, they had a pretty cool semi-truck bar with hard liquor.
As my buddy and I sipped our drinks, this stupid c*nt with beads hanging from her neck taps me in the shoulder, shows me the beads, and asks
"would you show your v*g*na for this??"

Me: mmhhh what? that doesn't even make sense (is this bitch trying to insulting me?)... mmmhh would YOU??

Her: "the answer is, 'no, i don't have a v*g*na', thank you."


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