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Thanks Will, you're a wealth of information. I'll be reading this entire topic before I come to the ph.. sadly I don't know when exactly I'll get there.. I'm working on making money through affiliate marketing to support myself (I'm only 20 and no degree yet). Anyway, not to hijack your thread, but.. Since I changed my profile to be similar to your old one I've gotten way more messages and girls telling me my profile is interesting (which didn't happen before).. lol. And it's basically about how great I think traditional Filipinas are, almost nothing about myself compared to my old one, lawl.

Guys (especially American guys like myself and also Canadian guys like Will, can't speak for other nationalities but I suspect pretty much all white guys on DIA are like candy to these girls), if you want to move to Asia and especially the Philippines, but you can't support yourself yet in a new country, like me, and are looking to motivate yourself to do it somehow.. create an account on DIA, have a good profile picture, and make your profile "interesting". You'll get swamped. Tons of pretty girls that would LOVE to meet you.. if only you were there. THAT is a HUGE motivator (especially after you talk to some of the good ones, you'll want to meet them so bad).. for me at least. Especially if you give them a time frame from when you might get there.. and if you don't meet it then you'll disappoint a lot of girls, look like a weak p***y, and possibly even break some hearts.. which are of course all BAD things. Point is, put some social pressure on yourself, and the fear of loss (losing these girls) as well as the promise of reward (meeting and shagging some of these DIA girls).

Just try not to get too addicted to the site :). Girls will message you a lot, so I'd suggest just sending one message to each new girl who messages YOU each day, that way you won't waste too much time chatting. Because you can waste a lot of time that way. The plus side of this is that you will also learn to manage your time better, which will help you more on your mission to support yourself in the PH.
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Will N. Dowd wrote:I usually go to Gaisano Mall, Victoria Plaza, and Abreeza. Haven't been to other ones yet but will. I'm also thinking of hitting the bar scene here on Torres St. I don't drink but wanna check it out anyways and see what it's like to meet girls.

I have put on my DIA that I want to have FWB. I have never done this until now, but wanna try it and see how I like it compared to a steady GF. No interests yet. I assume my volume of messages will drop a lot, but at least I'm honest and getting right to the point and girls that want the same will not be shy I hope. I'm interested to see what happens.

I'm meeting another one of the girls I met last night after her mall promo shift ends tonight. I have already told her I see other girls too and she is ok with it, as the girl last night was too.

I find myself very lazy here during the day. I sleep until 11 am usually then have brunch, shower but don't go out usually until it's 4 or 5pm and cooler, when I go to a mall for dinner. Cooking in my place sucks, and restaurants here are very cheap, even when I buy for a girl too. So I usually eat brunch at home and dinner out. I always try to pay with a credit card to get points here. I got an Amazon.ca credit card with no forex fee so I don't have to pay the 2.5% currency conversion.
Another popular hotspot you should check out are Matina Town Square (MTS), packed with University of Mindanao students. There's a large food court fronted by a stage where they play live music at least three times a day. Another relatively new spot is Brick Lane Square, between Polo Street and Palma Gil Street, both side streets from JP Laurel.

The mall for the better fashion events is definitely SM Lanang. I saw one fashion school presentation one evening, and it was all pro and semi-pro models and their (good looking) friends.
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Will N. Dowd wrote:Something very strange has happened to me. I met the 22 year old promo girl from yesterday at another mall after her shift today, after she invited herself to dinner. This girl is very hot, both in face and body, that's why she is a promo girl. We ate at the mall and she said she wanted to go home, but I convinced her to come back to my place. Once there I started to fondle her and she loved it and we went to bed and she agreed to do it as friends, and she had never done it with a foreigner. I got her and me naked fast and I started to lick, suck, kiss and taste all her yummy and naughty places. But no matter what I did, my member stayed shriveled up and small. I tried to help it with my hand but nothing worked and I gave up exhausted. She got dressed and went home and I said sorry, maybe next time. Once I got outside with her to walk her to the trike stop I felt like I was going to puke and almost did when I smelled some of the street smells, but recovered to see her go. She said we could try again in a few days. The whole thing was very embarrassing, but she seemed to understand something was wrong with me. In the past I have sometimes been nervous with a new girl the first time and had trouble getting big, but never like this with such a hot girl and no arousal at all.

After eating I felt very tired and heavy, and felt like a brick was in my stomach. I assumed I had eaten too much, but I think now I have eaten something bad because even though I finished eating over 3 hours ago, it feels like I still have a brick in my stomach, and I expect to puke later tonight. The last time I puked, I also ate something bad and woke up in the middle of the night and vomited 11 times. It seems that the bad food in me prevented any sexual function at all, since I felt heavy, tired and slow, and was exhausted quickly. The only other explanation is that my body has rejected the lifestyle I have chosen here and is saying stop. But I had already had 7 girls in action here and only had issues with the not hot enough girl no 7. This girl tonight, no. 8 was the hottest of the bunch so far and yet my body said no way, even though it had no problems banging the first 6 many times. I will try to sleep now but expect to puke very soon, which will be a huge relief, because that means it was the culprit and I can hopefully bang her good the next time. I'm supposed to meet her co worker promo friend tomorrow, also very hot and has never been with a foreigner.

It was a very strange feeling to be with such a hot girl naked in my bed and licking her special places but getting no reaction from my manhood. I really hope it doesn't happen again. Thoughts of viagra pop into my head, but as Tom Leykis says, the all natural cure for erectile disfunction is not viagra, but a young hot girl, which I had.
LOL! Too funny. A hot girl is not a cure for ED. ED is caused by many different things. Anything from: poor blood circulation, jet lag, too much sex, low testosterone, low or high blood pressure, nausea, drug side effects, poisoning, stress, mental disorders, back pain, high cholesterol, diabetes, smoking, etc. And those are just the things off the top of my head that I remember!

You could even be lacking vitamins. You have been f***ing your brains out like a child in a candy store. You cannot just take from your body and not properly replenish the things it is releasing. Zinc, Vitamins, Tribulus, maca, bilberry, CQ10, Omega Fish Oil, Flax Seed Oil, etc. you need to put things in to bolster and help replenish what you take out. Food is medicine and food is fuel.

If you want to continue f***ing women this much, you need to make some adjustments to what you eat and the supplements you take. You are not 23 years old ya know....
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Will N. Dowd wrote:Something very strange has happened to me. I met the 22 year old promo girl from yesterday at another mall after her shift today, after she invited herself to dinner. This girl is very hot, both in face and body, that's why she is a promo girl. We ate at the mall and she said she wanted to go home, but I convinced her to come back to my place. Once there I started to fondle her and she loved it and we went to bed and she agreed to do it as friends, and she had never done it with a foreigner. I got her and me naked fast and I started to lick, suck, kiss and taste all her yummy and naughty places. But no matter what I did, my member stayed shriveled up and small. I tried to help it with my hand but nothing worked and I gave up exhausted. She got dressed and went home and I said sorry, maybe next time. Once I got outside with her to walk her to the trike stop I felt like I was going to puke and almost did when I smelled some of the street smells, but recovered to see her go. She said we could try again in a few days. The whole thing was very embarrassing, but she seemed to understand something was wrong with me. In the past I have sometimes been nervous with a new girl the first time and had trouble getting big, but never like this with such a hot girl and no arousal at all.

After eating I felt very tired and heavy, and felt like a brick was in my stomach. I assumed I had eaten too much, but I think now I have eaten something bad because even though I finished eating over 3 hours ago, it feels like I still have a brick in my stomach, and I expect to puke later tonight. The last time I puked, I also ate something bad and woke up in the middle of the night and vomited 11 times. It seems that the bad food in me prevented any sexual function at all, since I felt heavy, tired and slow, and was exhausted quickly. The only other explanation is that my body has rejected the lifestyle I have chosen here and is saying stop. But I had already had 7 girls in action here and only had issues with the not hot enough girl no 7. This girl tonight, no. 8 was the hottest of the bunch so far and yet my body said no way, even though it had no problems banging the first 6 many times. I will try to sleep now but expect to puke very soon, which will be a huge relief, because that means it was the culprit and I can hopefully bang her good the next time. I'm supposed to meet her co worker promo friend tomorrow, also very hot and has never been with a foreigner.

It was a very strange feeling to be with such a hot girl naked in my bed and licking her special places but getting no reaction from my manhood. I really hope it doesn't happen again. Thoughts of viagra pop into my head, but as Tom Leykis says, the all natural cure for erectile disfunction is not viagra, but a young hot girl, which I had.
This is your best post yet, will. Reminds me of the movie MASH. The dentist, known as the best equipped dentist in he Army, failed with a hot girl. It had never happened to him before and he decided it meant that he was gay. He decided to commit suicide. Well, see the movie to see what happened. Hysterical.

The point is this happens occasionally, particularly as you age. It does not mean you have ED and need Viagra. It is not necessarily a warning about your lifestyle. It might be that you are banging too much, but I doubt that also.

Fact is it happens once in a while and will happen more often as you get older. You are used to getting the girl readying for action. Maybe the girl has to sometimes get you ready for action also. That can be fun.

Bottom line, don't stress it - you will be fine the next time!
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Haha awesome man. Cant wait till I get to the phillippines next year ;)
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Thanks for the updates Will! As many people have said before, "the difficult part is not getting a Filipina, it's getting rid of them is the problem." Enjoyed your list of girls to avoid. I remember when I was looking for ladies on Cherry Blossoms. I received countless emails/IMs from a girl who was 15 years old. She was relentless!!!! Kept telling her she was way too young and she'd counter with "there is nothing that an 18 year old girl can do that I can't." LOL.

Regarding the food, I'd be doing the same thing. You might see if you can buy a juicer and take advantage of all the cheap produce.

Anyway, sounds like you are having a blast. Keep the posts coming!
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WHAT is DIA ? from James in Los Angeles email lordjimla@yahoo.com
I am James from Los Angeles, CA. I am a retired accountant, 66, single, healthy, no children. Currently traveling and will like to find a pleasant place to retire and one sweet love. Jim
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