Stealing someones wife? Easy. Giving her back? Not so much.

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Teal Lantern
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Stealing someones wife? Easy. Giving her back? Not so much.

Post by Teal Lantern »

There's a saying: The best revenge against a man who steals your wife is to let him keep her.

Yes. Yes it is.
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не поглеждай назад. 8)

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Any man that forgives infidelity is a fool...
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8) My x filed for divorce and it was the best thing looking back. She was barely 5 foot tall and when she gained weight with those short legs it would be good to keep the lights off because it was a sick sight to see with the lights on. Once some of these foreign gals get Americanized they will divorce at the drop of a hat for no reason. Looking back I should have filed to get the pain over with so it worked out mutual. Got rid of the herpes infected mother in law at the same time. I call that a bargain.gp
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Post by C.J. »

tre wrote:Any man that forgives infidelity is a fool...
I don't have positive opinions for people who choose to chase and worship sows in the first place.

Getting into the whole swapping thing is just disgusting. >_>
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