Sexual Consent Forms

[dreamer82]

After hearing about AW claiming they were assaulted like the Florida State quarterback case where the slut had DNA from another dude taken from her underwear, I thought of some forms guys should be whipping out to protect them from false allegations. When things are getting steamy with your girl, have these questions handy and then sit her down at the table with a pen.

1) I consent to you ____ touching my body.
2) I consent to you _____ kissing me and making out.
3) I consent to you _____ having oral and vaginal sex with me (rough at times)
4) I have had ____ drinks and I'm conscious of my decision to have sex.
5) I am not being coerced or forced to have sex with _______ (husbands encouraged to include this)

Then both have to sign and date the form and include the time. But before the fun begins, the man has to fax the form to the police to prevent the accuser from lying. It would facilitate the process to have it notarized before it's faxed (just in case).

Then maybe it's safe but not guarentee to have sex.

[tre]

I think bringing out such a form would immediately make most women suspicious of you. At very least, they would think you are weird or creepy. Most women have NO CLUE the risks that women cause men in the country. They ONLY see the risks that we can potentially cause them...

[dreamer82]

I think bringing out such a form would immediately make most women suspicious of you. At very least, they would think you are weird or creepy. Most women have NO CLUE the risks that women cause men in the country. They ONLY see the risks that we can potentially cause them...

I just thought this as satire. There was a post recently about a feminist survey of Asian men who were called rapists if they had sex with their wives when she didn't want to. It turned out that 25% of Asian men are rapists. That is so ridiculous. Who knows what the future will bring. This is kind of a throwaway post.

[Ghost]

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[The_Adventurer]

I had a Japanese friend who had a white girlfriend. She was a Japanophile. She was once complaining that he raped her. When I told him, he said if she did 't want to do anything, she shouldn't be naked in the bed with him.

[Hackenfall Backslash]

I had a Japanese friend who had a white girlfriend. She was a Japanophile. She was once complaining that he raped her. When I told him, he said if she did 't want to do anything, she shouldn't be naked in the bed with him.

What?! A weeaboo?! He dated a weeaboo! I hate those sorts. They're like hipsters, but with Japan instead of old/obscure things.

[Teal Lantern]

As if a woman would be bound by her word, written or spoken. See: marriage vows
She could say she was coerced, signed under duress, or changed her mind, whatever.

Anyway ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antioch_Co ... ontroversy
Oddly, women didn't transfer to the school in droves so that they could feel safe.

[buddy77]

A bit too drastic. Ive read suggestions that its better to have the woman respond to your text messages about sex, for example?

You: Im horny, want me to come over to your place for sex?

Her: yes, but lets have dinner first

You can take it even a bit further by asking her to verbally consent in a 10 second video with your smart phone.

Then after you have finished the deed with her and your by yourself again, follow up with another text message

you: i didnt know you were such a sex freak in bed. I had lots of fun.

her: me too

I dont know anything about law, but this proves a lot in your favor.

[marklambo]

lmao, ok well first off, it's silly and any AW would leave you in a heartbeat because you'll appear way too creepy. No AW would sign such a form unless she thought it was a joke and was either drunk/high. Secondly, why even bother dealing with AW in the first place?

[Teal Lantern]

lmao, ok well first off, it's silly and any AW would leave you in a heartbeat because you'll appear way too creepy. No AW would sign such a form unless she thought it was a joke and was either drunk/high. Secondly, why even bother dealing with AW in the first place?

Many are still in the negotiating phase -- wanting female company but unable to go overseas yet & unwilling to go into full-tilt PUA--hole mode -- so they sit and ponder how to get one of the hay strands to act like a needle.

[marklambo]

lmao, ok well first off, it's silly and any AW would leave you in a heartbeat because you'll appear way too creepy. No AW would sign such a form unless she thought it was a joke and was either drunk/high. Secondly, why even bother dealing with AW in the first place?

Many are still in the negotiating phase -- wanting female company but unable to go overseas yet & unwilling to go into full-tilt PUA--hole mode -- so they sit and ponder how to get one of the hay strands to act like a needle.

They're better off just getting an escort here and there for those lonely times. Dealing with AW with relationships is a complete waste of time, energy, effort, and money. Just my opinion though

[HouseMD]

You're better off living in a state that allows you to film in your own home if you are that paranoid. Set up a camera in your room, ask the appropriate questions beforehand and you're good. Don't have to deal with the creep factor of busting out the form, you just have to live with the creepiness of knowing you film yourself having sex with women without their consent to film them.

[Ghost]

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[marklambo]

We're posting on a site about being happier abroad. Why are we having an absurd discussion about having AW sluts signing hypothetical forms or otherwise going out of our ways to get evidence that they enjoyed having sex with us? Isn't this why we're leaving in the first place and therefore don't have to worry about it?

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