What white american women have going for them

[Mr.Darcy]

The only, and I mean ONLY, thing that white bishes having going for them is facial aesthetics. Body/morals/personality is lacking and yet the only advantage they have quickly turns to chit in their 30's and 40's. No phucking thanks Jeff. Literally like milk in the sun. I'm not the guy that likes curvy bodies, so I'll give them that as well. They abuse the tanning bead, abuse the sun, eat like ****, binge drink every weekend, and most of them do not exercise. The girl I used to be with would tan, eat loads of carbs and ****, binge drink with her friends every weekend, and I have never seen her at the college gym. How the f**k can you not feel guilty for yourself. Yes, I drink a lot on weekends like typical college students, but I try to eat right and I regularly exercise.

[Teal Lantern]

The only, and I mean ONLY, thing that white bishes having going for them is facial aesthetics. Body/morals/personality is lacking and yet the only advantage they have quickly turns to chit in their 30's and 40's. No phucking thanks Jeff. Literally like milk in the sun. I'm not the guy that likes curvy bodies, so I'll give them that as well. They abuse the tanning bead, abuse the sun, eat like ****, binge drink every weekend, and most of them do not exercise. The girl I used to be with would tan, eat loads of carbs and ****, binge drink with her friends every weekend, and I have never seen her at the college gym. How the f**k can you not feel guilty for yourself. Yes, I drink a lot on weekends like typical college students, but I try to eat right and I regularly exercise.

If you have any beer, this one is willing to make a new friend.

[Jeremy]

I guess it depends where you go to school. My dorm was all upper middle class white kids, so it was rare to see a girl who didn't have a highly arousing body. Of course they were all completely inaccessible to me and my friends, because we didn't look like preppy legacy fags who rowed crew.